# Who wants my junk? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-my-junk/277801 "2004-12-02T23:44:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 4\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-my-junk/277801/21 "2004-12-06T05:56:24Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > ~50,000 years or more, and yes, it is. Ah, yes… I was speaking of the English language, not general Hoo-mahn language. Although I’m probably off by a wee bit there, too. But, I didn’t feel like looking it up. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-my-junk/277801/22 "2004-12-06T23:46:07Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > We did have a White Elephant Exchange this year … maybe you can start another one in January! Well sad to say, I do not normally come into MPSIMS I lurk in GQ GD and IMHO. was a rare chance I even checked this forum and even luckier to be the first to post. I had to do a search for “white elephant” by the way. might have to pay a bit more attention. Osip ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-my-junk/277801/23 "2004-12-08T00:35:48Z")
For those asking what kind of loot I aquired here is a list in order. **Hernia:** is a damn heavy box and stupid me did not check before picking it up with my back and not my knees. **christmas wrapping paper and christmas bags.** Just what a jewish boy needs! (just kidding I am not jewish I just thought it sounded funny) **Someones graduation picture:** with maybe a grandmother or great aunt. **Book:Faith and the electric dogs cookie tin containing two plastic bags with two fist fulls of pennies two quartes and a dime. note reads gringotts bank chrsitmas candle holder and candle holder possible aluminum, sented candle smells like… crayons. The tasty ones. box of cards titles 52 silly things to do when you are blue white cloth bag reads coup de soleil batteries eveready AA four in pack. one plastic wigget is long slender with two fork protusions at the end. \*\* vanity mirror \*\* box of notecards** cadillac glamour ritz-carlton **doll** not quite a barbie, not endowed enough… **purse** black, (not my color) contains calculator, weithwatcher point booster, various cards with recipies on them **book** Oleanna Mamet **book** a chraistmas carol **book** the skull of truth looks to be a childrens book **book** Vanity a very pecvuliar history **magazine** Allure November 2004 **pencils** color 12 **book** the ladies room **CD** new usic that moves you **book** journel never used (no deep dark secrets _sigh_ **shirt** white tee shirt (xl), reads “the wolf is out for blood” **plastic bag** pink translucent, (not my color.) **print out sheets** a short story, chocolate cake recipe and a picture of the reverand Thomas Walker her 3rd great grandparents on her fathers side. **card** reads “I get up, I walk, I fall down. Meanwhile I keep dancing” **cds** Mind power Math, high school. Think someone is trying to tell me something. **lotion** whipped silk body moisturizer (by st ives) **box** Cat Noir vin Blac. Contains notecards that match cover. **box** contains notecards “dogs in hats” **hair comb** the kind of thingie women with long hair use to keep it up, a sparklie afro pick in my eyes. **extention cord** 6 foot white. **mechanical pencil** green e grip (no lead) **high lighter** **plastic dish** previous unknown plastic thing, fits into base… still nto sure what the hell it goes to. **cd** Phil collins “hits” **dvd** Bill and Teds Bogus journey a pizza hut offer **card with envelope** reads Big Jazz night **bracelet** silver like clasps, white string, alternating white and black beads **bracelet** silver wire black beads **earring** blue stone with 4 dangling clear balls **book** “french verbs” **book** cafe martin address book **magnet** reads “to thine own self be true” **sticker** for glass, reads “Golden key international honour society” **magnet** of tea kettle reads cooking club life member **post card** Pablo Picasso “portrait of Sylvette David in Green armchair, 1954” **card** birthday “great farters thoughout history” **card** birthday titled “does birthday cake make you fart” (seeing a theme here? **card** birthday for friend (no fart jokes on this one) **notepad** magnetic and inspirational **towelettes** for cleaning eyeglasses. **notepad** magnetic reads "the queen has spoken’ **measuring tape** 95 inches long and yellow. **hair things** two left on package silver with white pearl like “stones” **needles** for sewing and needles \*\* metal stick\*\* knitting needle maybe? **chimes** mini wind chimes on stand, 3 bars hanging on a half moon. **bell** silver looking christmas kinda, no clapper so no noise. **bag** black mesh with zipper, contains:pantiene combanother bell made of plastic pearls, a lu um lou… (um shower scrunchie scrubber thing)really cool glass egg.little red folding plastic mirror, and mandarin basil anti-bacterial hand cleaner (and it is waterless too!) Whew… upon review blue plastic thing stands at the right height to stand the doll up (in a disturbing way) Thanks Nsane!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-my-junk/277801/24 "2004-12-08T01:12:10Z")
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