# Who wants the ugliest postcards I can find while I'm in Tennessee? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 24, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341 "2000-03-24T06:00:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341/1 "2000-03-24T06:00:00Z")
I’m leaving for Tennessee for the week, and I wont be able to post to this board. So, I decided that to keep people from forgetting me (you know you will) I would Bogart an idea from CheifScott and send the lamest postcards to the people I deem fit. Same rules as ChiefScott’s. The final date is April 1st, and winners of CS’s contests **are** allowed to compete (life on the SDMB is a bitch ain’t it?). Remember to write me with your info so I can send it. Have a nice week everybody! I LOVE YOU ALL! I’LL MISS YOU!! * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341/2 "2000-03-24T06:22:00Z")
Me! Me! Me! Pick me!!! \ Awww, Ophy, I’m sorry that we’re not better friends. I miss your flirting, big guy! ;)You’re the best! You had the most outrageous ways to get my attention, dear! And I did notice, I did!! 😉 I’ll sure miss you while you’re gone. ☹ _snifff_ I love ya, man! _sniff_ * * * You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life. L.L. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341/3 "2000-03-24T06:50:00Z")
Where are you going to be in Tennessee? I only ask because if it’s somewhere near me, I can save you the money and postage and just go buy the ugliest postcard I can find! * * * I always try to do things in chronological order. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341/4 "2000-03-24T07:00:00Z")
If they’re photos of toothless, withered, backwood, in-bred mutants,… then they’re probably my relatives. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341/5 "2000-03-25T00:46:00Z")
I forget: what were ChiefScott’s rules? I could use an ugly postcard to put on my fridge. * * * Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99. _Hey, I like that hat, man. They sell men’s clothes where you got that?_ ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341/6 "2000-03-31T01:58:00Z")
Yall get one! By the way, Everyone who posted to this before I responded gets a FREE copy of my CD when we finish it. Thanks, and check your mail! * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341/7 "2000-03-31T02:30:00Z")
I think it’s a fantastic idea. Chieff Scott is brilliant. It’s an old ham radio tradition to send each other postcards. I was actually thinking of doing the same when we go to Mexico this May. Well, that is if I haven’t had too many Coronas! 😉 * * * Sweetness, sweetness I was only joking when I said I’d like to smash every tooth in your head. ---
**Author:** ![ProudAmerican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@ProudAmerican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ProudAmerican)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2000, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-the-ugliest-postcards-i-can-find-while-im-in-tennessee/15341/8 "2000-03-31T08:44:00Z")
I dunno about the ugliest postcards, but I do know where you can find the ugliest _people_ in Tennessee…they are the Yankees in the tourist traps, buying postcards.