# Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020 "2005-07-11T17:05:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/1 "2005-07-11T17:05:31Z")
In **New Posts** : Jack’s Back: The latest Chick Tract My best argument for the non-existence of God ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/2 "2005-07-11T17:13:54Z")
Last night in MPSIMS: Why I can’t be an Accompanist Head Lice ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2005, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/3 "2005-07-11T21:08:12Z")
When animals attack. Is there an accountant in the house?? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/4 "2005-07-12T02:06:33Z")
Does anyone share your name? Joint shared custody: Were you the kid? How was it? ---
**Author:** ![Pythian\_Habenero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a6a055/32.png) [@Pythian\_Habenero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pythian_Habenero)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/5 "2005-07-12T02:18:40Z")
**Made-up kids In which I publicly embarrass my daughter** …by revealing to the world that she is a figment of my imagination! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/6 "2005-07-12T08:34:00Z")
MPSIMS: **The best summary yet of London’s attitude Let’s play Mornington Crescent!** Yes, yes, I’ve already got my ticket. ---
**Author:** ![Catalyst](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@Catalyst](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catalyst)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/7 "2005-07-12T12:26:44Z")
**Sometimes you pull a muscle in the weirdest place** **In which I publicly embarrass my daughter** ---
**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/8 "2005-07-12T12:33:01Z")
Pornography should be legal The good cheapo movies ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/9 "2005-07-12T18:56:56Z")
Feed Lindsay?! What next… Where did this stupid “She needs a sammich” phrase come from? ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/10 "2005-07-12T20:07:53Z")
And one of **Eve** ’s, which she may not appreciate, from **MPSIMS** : - Still at work. a/c off. Am dying. Avenge my death. - How Cool is This? ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/11 "2005-07-12T20:17:43Z")
\*Scott Plaid, Stand Up or Shut Up (BBQ Pit) \*You’re not from around here, are you? (MPSIMS) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/12 "2005-07-13T04:49:05Z")
IMHO: Do you think its possible to fall in love with someone without having met them? Need advice on Camera lens purchase. ---
**Author:** ![La\_Llorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@La\_Llorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/La_Llorona)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/13 "2005-07-13T04:54:27Z")
Baby bird falls from tree. Lie to me about its chances Mother Goosed ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/14 "2005-07-14T01:42:43Z")
**IMHO** I’m not gay but… Is my uni too anal about passwords? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@The\_Hook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hook)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/15 "2005-07-14T02:07:20Z")
They just keep coming (I swear!): **MPSIMS** People really are sheep Pun Phun ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/16 "2005-07-14T02:14:20Z")
This set just gives me a funny mental picture… \*\*Pope opposes Harry Potter. Are we surprised? Share your drunk-jerk-at-the-bar stories! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/17 "2005-07-14T18:52:19Z")
**I know it’s hard to get an orgasm during sex (TMI) My penis fell asleep** ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/18 "2005-07-15T14:57:38Z")
\*\*Mystery Shopper Dinner Theater My Penis Fell Asleep\*\* Bad News if the play is “Oh, Calcutta!” ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/19 "2005-07-15T16:12:13Z")
Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title… In case of an emergency? Prior to my posting now, in mpsims ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/20 "2005-07-15T16:13:52Z")
Hee hee, again: I know it’s hard to get an orgasm during sex (TMI) The Sky Is Exploding! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020.md?page=2)