# Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020 "2005-07-11T17:05:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/21 "2005-07-15T20:05:18Z")
In GQ: 1. **Electromagnetically Lighting a Fluorescent Bulb** Can’t do it? Well then… 2. **Fluorescent fixture not working right** … which may lead to frustration, but be cautious: 3. **Toxic waste from flourescent lights** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2005, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/22 "2005-07-15T21:42:11Z")
**Girl Problem (both mundane and pointless) My penis fell asleep** ---
**Author:** ![Nvme77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Nvme77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nvme77)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/23 "2005-07-16T01:49:33Z")
Cousin wedding picture doesnt look like her I know it’s hard to get an orgasm during sex (TMI) Now thats just wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2005, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/24 "2005-07-16T04:24:26Z")
The sleepy penis thread works with just about everything. \*\*What’s the oldest joke you know? My penis fell asleep\*\* ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/25 "2005-07-18T12:38:40Z")
\*\*Jesus Exists Oh my God![\B] ---
**Author:** ![EvilHamsterOnCrack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@EvilHamsterOnCrack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilHamsterOnCrack)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/26 "2005-07-18T13:45:39Z")
Best one ever: [http://img249.echo.cx/img249/9169/sdmb4cg.jpg](http://img249.echo.cx/img249/9169/sdmb4cg.jpg) For those not wanting to look at the pic: \*\*Fuck you Mr. Mechanic Yeah, well fuck you too, dickhead So does the board skew left? Dick Cheney you worthless mound of excrement Pitting SDMB medical advice is it just me or is this site kind of soft?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/27 "2005-07-18T14:51:29Z")
Girls-- When did you first see yourself-- down there? disneyland in the 60’s ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2005, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/28 "2005-07-18T15:07:52Z")
**Hand Watering Schedule** **How to properly use a bidet** ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/29 "2005-07-19T13:54:44Z")
From GQ: **reversed vasectomies? How long does sterile stuff stay sterile?** ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/30 "2005-07-19T14:03:07Z")
From the main page: **How Smart Are You?** (IMHO) **I…am a moron.** (MPSIMS) 'Course, it had to be me that started that second one… ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/31 "2005-07-19T14:09:50Z")
\*\*Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion Best rock& roll names ( 1 2 ) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![cabdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@cabdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cabdude)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/32 "2005-07-19T14:20:01Z")
\*\*I …am a moron But on the other hand…\*\* ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/33 "2005-07-19T17:48:26Z")
I must share that I am an idiot! I…am a moron. (what are the odds?) ---
**Author:** ![Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Meaty\_Beaty\_Big\_and\_Bouncy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meaty_Beaty_Big_and_Bouncy)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/34 "2005-07-19T22:22:38Z")
in new posts **Fine fellatio cuisine - recipie swap (TMI) Share your simplest dessert recipes.** Thanks, but I just ate ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/35 "2005-07-19T23:32:42Z")
MPSIMS: You have nothing, How do you build a life? Responding to spammers ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/36 "2005-07-20T17:32:22Z")
all from MPSIMS What do “the screaming heebie jeebies” mean to you? The will to eat, the will to mate Neil Armstrong’s first words – updated for 2005 What Part of “Don’t take my picture” Don’t You Understand? What we DON’T teach parrots to say Isn’t there a saying about sleeping cats? How long will $1 last on the bulletin board? Supreme Court announcement tonight, White House says ---
**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/37 "2005-07-20T19:31:05Z")
Need book recommendations, please. I sleep in my underwear - a survey (TMI?) ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/38 "2005-07-21T02:57:27Z")
**IMHO** Ugliest Car Ever! How can I get my wife to appreciate Automobiles? Is there a Gender issue here? \*\* La Pit\*\* Work Rant: People are fucking insane AND stupid!!! The stupids are eating my soul!!! \*\* Comments on Cecil\*\* Is it possible to straighten and lengthen the penis? Ow, my ear! Re: Who gets the most pleasure from sex The sound of one hand clapping ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/39 "2005-07-21T12:43:16Z")
\*\*I sleep in my underwear - a survey (TMI?) Postpubescent Nocturnal Emissions (TMI) Do you sleep with your wife/husband? \*\* [wife]No, everyy time I do he keeps coming in his pants while he’s asleep[/wife] ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/40 "2005-07-21T13:24:51Z")
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