# Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 11, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020 "2005-07-11T17:05:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/41 "2005-07-21T13:55:55Z")

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\*\*What would you say on the Moon?  
Let’s discuss unconventional house configurations \*\*

Odd thing to say, but logical under the circumstances, I mean, your basic two up, two down’s obviously a non-starter…

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/42 "2005-07-21T14:24:54Z")

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Triple header:  
\*\*Seattle Dopers: Who wants to go on a Tour of the Underground?

Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title?

Is this a Date?\*\*  
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2005, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/43 "2005-07-21T19:58:38Z")

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In MPSIMS:

\*\*Tacky headlines of future celebrity deaths  
Please let him be dead, he is after all, DEAD! \*\*

That goes beyond tacky.

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**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/44 "2005-07-23T01:10:15Z")

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Need ideas for SCUBA/beach vacation  
Seattle Dopers: who wants to tour the underworld?

I want to buy a laptop for specific purposes  
Could I teach myself welding?

And it just keeps on coming. . .  
Responding to spammers

Thought for the day  
What would you say on the moon?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/45 "2005-07-23T14:25:33Z")

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Share your irrational fears.  
Postpubescent Nocturnal Emissions (TMI)

English Word w/Most Definitions?  
“Goes” vs. “Says”

Cuddles, Bill, Rocko or Buttons? (or Dan?)  
Design your own ice cream

Postpubescent Nocturnal Emissions (TMI)  
How do I clean pewter?

rice or potatos  
What do you call your grandmother?

Simple thing you finally figured out that made you feel stupid  
Should I go with netflix or blockbuster online

My Half-Assed Housekeeper Tip of the Day  
Could I teach myself welding?

So - my husband has been cheating on for 8 months  
What I did on my summer vacation, or: I’ve had a hell of a week. (I’m terribly sorry, couldn’t resist)

Can I re-train my cats?  
Urgh–I hate my job

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/46 "2005-07-23T14:51:46Z")

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Right now, this very thread is directly underneath "Since there haven’t been any recent “odd names” threads… "

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/47 "2005-07-23T15:40:59Z")

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The world supply of coffee beans mysteriously disappears tomorrow.

Share your irrational fears.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/48 "2005-07-23T17:35:17Z")

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What do you call your grandmother?  
Ugliest Car Ever!

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/49 "2005-07-23T20:59:33Z")

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\*\*   
So - my husband has been cheating on for 8 months \*\*  
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So how hot is it? \*\*

I’m going to hell for this one

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/50 "2005-07-23T23:29:10Z")

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I Conquered the ANTS!!!  
How’d you do it???

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**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/51 "2005-07-23T23:29:48Z")

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Goddamn, I was going to put that one in **Mr. Blue Sky**!!

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/52 "2005-07-24T13:26:09Z")

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Say you find a condom…  
Random worthless object requests here!

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**Author:** ![spizzum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@spizzum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spizzum)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/53 "2005-07-25T01:58:36Z")

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How many people had to die before…  
I conquered the ANTS!!!

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/54 "2005-07-25T05:53:22Z")

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Penile Missile  
Can Lance possibly lose today?

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**Author:** ![Papermache\_Prince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f05b48/32.png) [@Papermache\_Prince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Papermache_Prince)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/55 "2005-07-25T20:31:52Z")

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\*\*To the lady who called me a homophobic fucktard the other day

When was the indefinite article “an” removed from the English language?\*\*

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**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\
**Post date:** [July 25, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/56 "2005-07-25T23:58:27Z")

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IMHO  
**How can I keep my backyard mosquito free?  
Postpubescent nocturnal emissions**

MPSIMS  
**I’ve just discovered unhomogenized milk. Yummy!  
Weird, creepy, and absolutely hilarious pick up lines!**

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/57 "2005-07-26T00:11:01Z")

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Knap my flint: Ancient phallus unearthed in cave  
Actual weird store names from where you live.

Jesus: Joshua  
Why do only Spanish cultures use Jesus as a first name?

Hockey Players - Need Help  
What are my rights as a child support payer?

Can I still travel to Canada?  
Travel experts - Tips for protecting passport and wallet from pickpockets

What can and can’t I build up a tolerance to?  
Why is there no cheese in Chinese food?

If the SDMB closed tomorrow, when would you say it “Jumped The Shark?”   
I can’t think up a clever title so here’s some more sequential thread stuff

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**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/58 "2005-07-26T00:30:19Z")

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\*\*I’m physically unable to read those f\*ck-ing reports at work.

Let’s discuss Hard liquor around the world\*\*

Stop drinking at work, and you can read straight.  
\*\* Actual weird store names from where you live.

Topless in Ontario\*\*

I’d shop there.

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**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/59 "2005-07-26T01:16:22Z")

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\*\*Actual weird store names from where you live.

The Nightly Cricket Invasion\*\*

Is that a sporting goods store in London?

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**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/60 "2005-07-26T02:38:44Z")

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MPSIMS

Weird, creepy, and absolutely hilarious pick up lines!  
The “I love lawyers” thread.

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