# Who Wants to Be a Sequential Thread Title? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 11, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020 "2005-07-11T17:05:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/61 "2005-07-26T15:58:56Z")
**Spam Assassin Really Works!** \*\* My dog just died.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/62 "2005-07-26T18:57:33Z")
Both in MPSIMS: **My Dog Just Died** **I’m in a really good mood** Triple play **Knap my flint: Ancient phallus unearthed in cave** **This made me want to scream like a little girl** **I’m getting myself a new toy** ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2005, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/63 "2005-07-26T19:47:05Z")
**Actual weird store names from where you live.** is now coupled with **My kingdom for a cup of tea**. ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/64 "2005-07-27T04:54:31Z")
MPSIMS **Mental Illness and The College Student good band names** ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/65 "2005-07-27T12:00:03Z")
Clicked on the “New Posts” link and was treated to this Cafe Society/BBQ Pit Combo: \I don’t think Keanu Reeves is a terrible actor Am I a total schmuck?\ ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/66 "2005-07-27T12:44:20Z")
\*\*How do you get rid of a dog? What’s the strongest acid?\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/67 "2005-07-27T13:02:33Z")
Saw this yesterday in MPSIMS: **What "traditional’ gender roles are reversed in your house? I’m the worst housewife ever!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/68 "2005-07-27T14:10:16Z")
Just now in MPSIMS: **A Happy Self Discovery Thread About Love I’m getting myself a toy!** Can I get a photographic cite for that one? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/69 "2005-07-27T14:46:41Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > **How do you get rid of a dog? > What’s the strongest acid?** Along those same lines… GQ **How can I get rid of a dog? How hot a car can a dog tolerate?** ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/70 "2005-07-27T15:17:55Z")
A nice triple here in MPSIMS: **Weird things I’ve seen my spouse do Responding to spammers I’m the worst housewife ever!!!** I’m sure responding to spammers makes your husband think you’re weird, but it doesn’t make you the worst housewife ever! ---
**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/71 "2005-07-27T16:01:55Z")
New Posts: \*\* How do we decrease the number of lawyers? The biggest lies \*\* No that’s the problem! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/72 "2005-07-27T18:19:20Z")
Three pairs in MPSIMS: We’re considering adoption . . . Return To L.A. delayed. Weird things I’ve seen my spouse do Anagram Cartoons Part II: Your real name! Actual weird store names from where you live. Quasimodem, come back, and bring pie ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/73 "2005-07-27T18:20:51Z")
Just found another pair: Say, That’s a Pretty Sexy Looking Robot My neighborhood is weirding me out. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/74 "2005-07-27T22:16:51Z")
MPSIMS \*\* Anything weird ever happen to you? My neighborhood is weirding me out Since there haven’t been any recent “odd names” threads. . . I don’t know how much longer I can hang on This guy makes a living suing telemarketers The “I love lawyers” thread \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/75 "2005-07-29T14:52:01Z")
One of my favorite MPSIMS sequential thread titles ever … **"Mike Hunt for President!" I love my Dyson Vacuum!** ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/76 "2005-07-29T17:06:08Z")
From the Pit: \*\*To the lady who called me a homophobic fucktard the other day Ever wonder why some of your stuff delivered by FedEx is busted up? Question for liberal Dopers age 50 to 55 Have all the 20 something blonde white girls been accounted for?\*\* From MPSIMS: \*\*“Mike Hunt for President!” Since there haven’t been any recent “odd names” threads . . . I love my Dyson Vacuum! Endangered Deer Gettysdope II pictures and recap This made me want to scream like a little girl (Gross TMI) \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/77 "2005-07-29T17:25:43Z")
> [@laina\_f](#): > > From the Pit: > > \*\*To the lady who called me a homophobic fucktard the other day > Ever wonder why some of your stuff delivered by FedEx is busted up? > > Question for liberal Dopers age 50 to 55 > Have all the 20 something blonde white girls been accounted for?\*\* :laughed uncontrolably for 5 min, despite the quizzical stares from my cow-orkers: ---
**Author:** ![ErinPuff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dbc845/32.png) [@ErinPuff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ErinPuff)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/78 "2005-07-30T02:23:31Z")
From Cafe Society: \*\*Just got 91 episodes of Are You Afraid Of The Dark Movies that you can’t watch by yourself…in the dark \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/79 "2005-07-30T13:52:03Z")
“Mike Hunt for President!” You want me to eat WHAT? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-sequential-thread-title/312020/80 "2005-07-30T14:15:12Z")
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