# Who Wants to Be a StraightDope Millionare?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094 "2005-09-11T12:23:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/21 "2005-09-12T06:36:05Z")

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You’re on a roll.

You’re up to 1,000.

You have all the lifelines.  
Phone a friend  
Ask the audience  
50/50

For 1,000

“Gotcha ya” was a well know phrase of which Doper?

A. Wild Bill  
B. Satan  
C. DavidB  
D. Liberal

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/22 "2005-09-12T06:37:16Z")

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A. Wild Bill.  
[Though I could have sworn his name was Wildest Bill?]

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/23 "2005-09-12T06:40:54Z")

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> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#):
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> A. Wild Bill.  
> [Though I could have sworn his name was Wildest Bill?]

Yeah, that’s right. I’m sorry.  
Phone a friend  
Ask the audience  
50/50

For 2,000:

Father John was a known as a “one trick pony” who had an obsession with what?

A. Foreskin  
B. SUVs  
C. Typing in all caps and thinking he was an F.B.I agent  
D. The Bush Presidency

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/24 "2005-09-12T06:42:33Z")

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Ooh, you’ve stumped me. I’m going to use my Phone A Friend lifeline and hope like hell someone comes in that knows the answer…

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**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/25 "2005-09-12T06:44:16Z")

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SUVs

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/26 "2005-09-12T06:45:19Z")

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Airman Doors has been here a lot longer than I have so I’m going to go with his answer (and trust that he isn’t trying to edge in on my streak by leading me astray 😉 )

B. SUVs

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/27 "2005-09-12T06:46:28Z")

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All right, you pick someone who you think will know it to help you. People following this along can reply and say “pick me” if they wish (however, please don’t answer unless/until Crazy picks you for the phone a friend).

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/28 "2005-09-12T06:48:36Z")

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Whoops guess we messed that up a bit 😉 But, had Airman Doors said “Pick Me” I’m sure I would have picked him anyway.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/29 "2005-09-12T06:49:55Z")

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Ah, well, seems like you guys already handled it. My comp is pretty slow.

Anyway, he’s right, and you’re right to agree.  
When we come back from this short break, she’s going for 4,000 folks!  
(I need to go attend a meeting for an hour. But will be back in exactly 60 minutes. Will you still be here? If not, I can wait until you’re on next to finish…or you can just pass it on to another person who wants to play. Either or, Be back in an hour [Sorry! I know I already left this game once, it just seems whenever I’m on, nobody wants to play. Heh])

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/30 "2005-09-12T06:51:15Z")

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Oh good, I need a break 😉 I’ll be back in an hour. Your weird post times coincide nicely with my weird time zone.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/31 "2005-09-12T07:56:22Z")

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I’m back, so ready whenever you are 😉

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/32 "2005-09-12T18:52:21Z")

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Sweet Jesus, I’m sorry. I got out and came back and found my roomate on the comp (and it’s HIS comp, so it’s not like I could boot him off). He stayed on until 3 in the morning (I got out of my meeting at 1am)…and I was too tired to stay up. Sorry for the major delay. I’ll be on for about 12 hours…so if you still want to play, we can pick up where we left off. Just reply to this when you’re back on, **Crazy**. And by the way, I hope you don’t mind me shortening up your name like that. If you do, just tell me.

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/33 "2005-09-12T18:53:20Z")

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I’m up for it 😉 And shortening my name is just fine.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/34 "2005-09-12T19:03:25Z")

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Okay!

Phone a friend - USED  
Ask the audience  
50/50

For 4,000:  
Which of the following members is NOT part of the Straight Dope Science Advisory Board.?

A. Q.E.D.  
B. Chronos  
C. JillKat  
D. Tripler

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/35 "2005-09-12T19:11:53Z")

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_wonders if it’s doing that thing where it doesn’t show you the replies_

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/36 "2005-09-12T19:15:53Z")

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Sorry - computer problem.

Tripler.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/37 "2005-09-12T19:20:21Z")

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You got it. Nice job.  
Ask Audience  
50/50  
For 8,000…

Airman Doors, USAF is married to which female Doper?

A. GingeroftheNorth  
B. MsRobyn  
C. TeaElle  
D. Annie Xmas

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/38 "2005-09-12T19:21:03Z")

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MsRobyn.

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/39 "2005-09-12T19:25:13Z")

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She’s going for 16,000.  
Ask Audience  
50/50  
For 16,000

When the SDMB first started, there were only 3 forums. Which of these was NOT included in the first three?

A. About This Message Board  
B. Comments On Cecil’s Columns  
C. Comments on Staff Reports  
D. General Questions

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**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-be-a-straightdope-millionare/321094/40 "2005-09-12T19:26:50Z")

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oooh… toughie.

I think I’m going to have to take a lifeline - I’ll make it… [ponders] 50/50

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