# Who Wants To Do Euty? or The Official Eutychus55 Fan Club
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 15, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536 "2001-02-15T02:23:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/1 "2001-02-15T02:23:35Z")
Do you love **Eutychus55**? Do you admire his wit, grace, and style? Does seeing his name on the front page of MPSIMS make you go to that thread immediately? Does seeing his name in a thread you started make you get all tingly with excitement?
If this describes you, now’s your chance to join the Official **Eutychus55 Fan Club!**
What’s in it for you? Ummm…errrr…well, I’m still working on that. But in the meantime, participate in this thread! Tell him how much you appreciate his fine moderating skills! Tell him you want to be like him when you grow up! Tell him you want to DO him (he likes to hear that)! Really!
Don’t miss this golden opportunity to tell Euty what a great guy/great mod/superhot stud he is!
[sub]Note to other Mods: If you want your own fan club…get one of your own fans to start one. We know you keep track of who’s whipped and who’s not. :D[/sub]
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/2 "2001-02-15T02:26:00Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*
> **Who Wants To Do Euty?**
Not me! It’s **UncleBeers** turn this week, I think.
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### Author:  [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/3 "2001-02-15T02:29:48Z")
Then step aside Coldfire and let the rest of us line up.
I can’t believe I got here so early, this place is sure to fill up fast.
Euty, I DO read every thread you start, and I actually am constantly surprised and pleased by your wit, and your wonderful brain.
As for “doing” you…
well, a lady never “does” in public. (meet me later???)
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/4 "2001-02-15T03:11:13Z")
In a heartbeat, baby 😉
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### Author:  [@Alatariel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alatariel)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/5 "2001-02-15T03:30:48Z")
I will…but only if some hot monkey sex is left over. 😉
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/6 "2001-02-15T03:31:12Z")
Euty’s my internet soulmate but he knows that.
BTW, I love you Euty!
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### Author:  [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/7 "2001-02-15T03:34:49Z")
I’m gratful to him for his replies, and for picking my essays for Teemings, so I’m definitely a fan. But, uhhh… not the same way a lot of you seem to be.
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/8 "2001-02-15T04:11:38Z")
Dear **Persephone** -
I think I am already an honorary member, but just in case, here is my application.
**Euty** is a wonderful man, a marvelous friend, a witty and intelligent person, a loving father to his children and…well, I could go on and on, but you get the picture. He is sexy, too, but you all knew that already, right?
Should I drag the old hot tub off the truck now?
Scotti 🙂
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### Author:  [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/9 "2001-02-15T04:54:59Z")
I’d love to do Uncle Euty. I, too, look for his name, click on all his threads, and generally do a message board stalking thing.
He’s charming, witty, and incredibly cute.
trisha
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/10 "2001-02-15T05:01:57Z")
Well of course I love **Euty**.
I love intelligent, good-looking guys with a sense of humor.
[sub]But it’s not like he’d ever notice me.[/sub]
Hey, do we get a button and laminated membership card for joining?
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### Author:  [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/11 "2001-02-15T05:07:34Z")
Count me in!! 🙂
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/12 "2001-02-15T05:52:43Z")
Courtesy of our very own **smug,** The Official Eutychus55 Fan Club now has it’s own theme song!
He’s A Euty - Sung to the tune: “She’s A Beauty” – With apologies to the
band **The Tubes**
_ahem_
(intro)
You’ll agree, he’s quite a guy.
And you will not believe your eyes.
He’s right here, behind the screen,
You’re gonna like him, ‘cause he ain’t mean.
You can look inside another realm,
But if you talk to him please remain calm,
His Doctors didn’t want him let ouuuuuuuuuuut
So don’t be a putz.
He’s a Euty
one in a million mod,
He’s a Euuuuuty
Why would he lie?
Why would he lie?
Some folks think, he’s fairly wise,
but you better not criticize.
He’ll give you every pennies worth,
but it will cost you a “favor” first.
You can look inside another realm,
But if you talk to him please remain calm,
Be nice or he will kick your ass ouuuuuuuuuuut
So don’t be a putz.
He’s a Euty
one in a million mod,
He’s a Euuuuuty
Why would he lie?
Why would he lie?
(fade)
g’night -
**smug** is too cool!
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> Hey, do we get a button and laminated membership card for joining?
Well, I suppose I could get buttons and cards. But I was thinking maybe something more a little, oh, I don’t know, _Eutyish._ Groucho glasses and propeller beanies? “Kiss Me I’m A EutyFan” boxers?
Scotticher: You’re not an honorary member. You’re an Officer. I elected you when you got up to get more bean dip. Oh, and when **evilbeth** gets back from the rest room, tell her she’s an Officer too. 😃
[Edited by Eutychus55 on 02-15-2001 at 04:16 AM]
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/13 "2001-02-15T05:55:13Z")
Oops. Hey, Euty, um, could you, um, fix that coding for me?
[sub]Oh goddess, how humiliating…[/sub]
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### Author:  [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/14 "2001-02-15T06:39:27Z")
Just for fun, I thought about not posting here but who the hell would I be fooling?
An Officer? Cool! I definitely have to get me some of them Euty boxer shorts! Do we get “special” Euty perks since we’re in the Officer’s Club? Speaking of which, **Scotti** , that hot tub can go right in the O Club here…
**smug** , besides Euty, you are the coolest!
Well, it’s no secret about how much I adore Euty. But that won’t stop me from spelling it out again! Nothing like gratuitous compliments and flattery–you never know where they will get you!
First, I’ll answer **Persephone** ’s questions.
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> **Do you love Eutychus55?**
More than I can say! And if he didn’t know that before, he does now!
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> **Do you admire his wit, grace, and style?**
Among other things, yes!
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> **Does seeing his name on the front page of MPSIMS make you go to that thread immediately?**
And here I thought I was the only one who did this!
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> **Does seeing his name in a thread you started make you get all tingly with excitement?**
Anything having to do with Euty makes me all tingly with excitement!
I can’t think of anyone else as deserving of his own fan club! Of course, he is going to be downright impossible to deal with after his ego gets hold of this thread but it’s probably worth it!
Euty is a wonderful friend, a charming, intelligent and witty man and a great moderator. He has excellent taste in movies and a sweet streak a mile wide!
Is anyone amazed that all these women have come here to proclaim their adoration for him?
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### Author:  [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/15 "2001-02-15T07:17:06Z")
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> _Originally posted by evilbeth \*
> **smug** , besides Euty, you are the coolest!_\*
Actually, according to the official SDMB coolness rankings, I barely crack the top 100, coming in at 93rd. 92nd if Crunchy Frog leaves. 😃 But I’ll keep trying.
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> _Originally posted by Persephone_
> Courtesy of our very own **smug**
Sure - blame me!
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/16 "2001-02-15T10:39:05Z")
I am completely, utterly speechless.
But hey, that never stopped me from talking before, so why should it now!
Some of you I talk with on a regular basis. You know who you are and how I feel so I’ll skip the public displays of mad, passionate lust for those more private times. But to answer some of you who I _don’t_ know that well yet …
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> **Arden Ranger** : In a heartbeat, baby.
Well, actually, I like to take a little more time than that, but what the hell, quickies are nice too.
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> **Coldfire** : It’s UncleBeer’s turn this week.
Ewww … Rebulican cooties.
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> **screech-owl** : But it’s not like he’d ever notice me.
Who said I didn’t notice?
**smug** You da man. How did you know that The Tubes were one of my favorite bands when I was younger?
And to the rest of you who I hope didn’t get offended if I didn’t single you out by name :: sigh :: :: swoon :: \< klunk \>
As far as membership cards or buttons, nice idea. I like the idea of Euty boxers better. I do have a fresh, new pair of underwear that I don’t quite know what to do with here. 😉
And to hijack a small note from [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59980) :
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> E-mail them often. Not just occasionally, but hourly. Mods LOVE e-mail. They wait at their PC’s with their fingers poised over the mouse wishing for more e-mails from dopers. Ask them lots of seemingly unimportant questions like, “Is it ok if I swear in the pit?”, or “May I log off now?” No question is too small for the mods. They absolutely love them.
Actually, I do. About 99% of my e-mail is either moderator related or someone asking me about some Disney cartoon that they can’t find (and that I don’t either have the time or the copyright clearance to deliver) so anytime I see a personal note in my box, it’s a genuine thrill.
Thanks for the outpouring of love, respect and horniness.
But don’t feel that you have to stop now.
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### Author:  [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/17 "2001-02-15T11:03:45Z")
[sub]He noticed me! Wohoo!
::happy dance::[/sub]
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### Author:  [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/18 "2001-02-15T13:37:03Z")
He’s a Euty
one in a million mod,
He’s a Euuuuuty
Why would he lie?
Why would he lie?
Great now I can’t get this tune out of mind.[sub] Not that there’s anything wrong with that.[/sub]🙂
Girls try to control yourselves, we can’t be drooling and slobbering all over our keyboards just because this Euty person is witty and intelligent and handsome and sexy and Oh hell who am I trying to kid?
:timidly raises hand: Is it too late to sign up for some of that hot monkey sex?
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/19 "2001-02-15T13:50:42Z")
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> this place is sure to fill up fast.
And what part of your body are you referring to, **dragonlady**?
If it’s what I think it is, it’ll take **Euty** at least a month and a half to fill it up so’s you’d notice. Prepare yourself for many unfullfilled nights.
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### Author:  [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/20 "2001-02-15T14:18:33Z")
I want to “do” Euty.
Of course, no one knows what I mean by _do_ now do they?😉
He’s such a lovable fuzzy bunny…
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