# Who Wants To Do Euty? or The Official Eutychus55 Fan Club
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 15, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536 "2001-02-15T02:23:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Clairmont](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clairmont)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/21 "2001-02-15T15:24:04Z")
Who is this Euty of which you speak?
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### Author:  [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/22 "2001-02-15T15:30:10Z")
**Euty, Euty, Euty** …
“In a heart beat” is not how long it’s going to take, but how fast I’d start. 🙂
**Clairmont** , thou art a philistene! Unless you have been living under a rock in a deep, dark cave, in which case we shall forgive you.
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/23 "2001-02-15T16:42:32Z")
By the authority vested in me as Executive Vice President of the Communion of People with Usernames of Saints, I hereby declare, in commemoration of the OP, that February 14 hereafter be known as the
**Feast of St. Eutychus, Virgin and Martyr**
Huh? What’d you say?
He’s **not**?!?! :o
Well, carry on then…
::: Poly retreats in embarrassment ::::
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### Author:  [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/24 "2001-02-15T17:48:31Z")
Euty, I’m just a brain-in-a-jar, but if I had gonads you’d be my first choice!
I doff my cranium to ya, man!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/25 "2001-02-15T17:50:50Z")
Ooh, sorry about that, Poly. Euty is a lot of things, but he’s most definitely not a martyr.
:::fleeeeeeee:::
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### Author:  [@Hiro\_Protagonist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hiro_Protagonist)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/26 "2001-02-15T18:35:33Z")
Ya know, I was all set to join the **Euty Phan Klub** cuz i wanna be cool like all the other kids… Then I read [this](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mdali.html) article. It was very informative. I mean, who ever knew that _Destino_ exsisted? However, this sentence: **“But because of wartime tensions in 1939, quite a few of Europe’s artists found themselves finding refuge in America.”** really threw me for a loop. All morning I have wandered around in a daze mumbling “found themselves finding, found themselves finding”. Unable to function properly because this sentence is stuck in my head. People look askance at me in the elevator. I feel like the Rain Man.
I was seriously reconsidering my application to the **Euty Phan Klub** , but then it dawned one me… No other staff writer has effected me in such a way. Why, it must be LOVE! I can’t stop thinkin about ya, Euty! I wanna have your baby! I know you don’t think I’m worthy but I find myself finding you so sexy! To prove my dedication, I will cut off one of my ears and mail it to the American Foundation for the Hearing Impaired. A donation in your name… Please Marry Me, Euty!
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### Author:  [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)
#### Post date: [February 15, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/27 "2001-02-15T22:56:37Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \*
> **smug** You da man. How did you know that The Tubes were one of my favorite bands when I was younger?
I didn’t. You lucked out. The only other words that rhyme with “Euty” are _beauty, cooty, snooty, booty, sooty._ I didn’t have a lot to work with here. **Nothing** rhymes with Eutychus55. I opted for the logical choice. Glad you liked it.
And as for [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=59980) :
See #26. What’s a guy gotta do to get a thread title edited around here? [sup]heh heh heh[/sup]
Gee, I noticed when **Persephone** asks you to edit something, it’s done in minutes. What does _she_ have that _I_ don’t have? 😕
Wait… don’t answer that… nevermind. 😃
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### Author:  [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/28 "2001-02-16T00:20:03Z")
Euty smooched me! No, really!! Not more than 10 minutes ago!!!
Count me **in**!!!
I wanna be a member, please please pretty please???
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/29 "2001-02-16T01:18:56Z")
**chique** ,
In any club of which I am an officer, you are already an honorary member. But if **Euty** smooched you, I guess you are now a full-fledged member! Congratulations!
Now, I just got the hot tub set up. Grab the man of the hour and throw him in, willya?
Boxers optional.
Scotti
🙂
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### Author:  [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/30 "2001-02-16T01:22:37Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Scotticher \*
> **Boxers optional.**
If it’s all the same to you, I’d prefer that Mike Tyson weren’t involved.
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### Author:  [@L714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/L714)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/31 "2001-02-16T01:26:59Z")
What the hell, sure!
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/32 "2001-02-16T02:11:51Z")
Okay, it is **Euty’s** fan club, if he doesn’t want boxers, we will just have to remove them. **evilbeth**? **Persephone**? Someone remove that man’s boxers and throw him in the hot tub.
I’ll be there as soon as I get the vanilla oil.
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/33 "2001-02-16T02:17:08Z")
Oh, and just for the record…I think **Chronos** was still in there when I packed it up.
WooHoo! Two mods for the price of one!
Scotti
(swoons)
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/34 "2001-02-16T02:22:46Z")
No boxers? Darn. I kinda liked 'em. Can we keep the Groucho glasses and propeller beanies? 😃
**smug:** I must admit even I was a bit surprised to see that my dear Euty was fixing my coding at 4 am. Wow. Talk about being _humbled!_\* :eek:
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### Author:  [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/35 "2001-02-16T03:58:54Z")
Yay **Euty**! Of course I want in on this, he’s taking care of Rhode Island while I’m gone!
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/36 "2001-02-16T04:39:32Z")
Well sheesh!
**Beth** , **Cristi** …Can’t we keep **Chronos** too:?
[sub]none of my marital partners EVER let me have ANY fun![/sub]
Scotti
**Sigh**
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### Author:  [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [February 16, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/37 "2001-02-16T04:44:23Z")
I gotta go slow and easy here… cause I know St. Euty would never go beyond the mesmerizing rhythm of that mirror ball rolling around in the odd club of my mind. Isley Bros… Isley Bros…ummm Hmmmmmmmm…
Sides alla that, Euty is just mainly clever and sweet. Sweet meanin’ not vapid sugar, but Undulating Honey. The kinda sweet that makes a lick of difference in the mornin’, and keeps the ol’ Timex tickin’!
So, where’s the T-Shirts, Persephone???
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/38 "2001-02-17T01:30:04Z")
“Undulating Honey,” elelle?
My Goddess, you do have a way with words. I’m getting a really, really good visual on that. Oh my.
Okay, okay, Scotti, we can keep Chronos. But he has to be a EutyFan. And he has to get us all SD coffee mugs. 😃
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### Author:  [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/39 "2001-02-17T01:44:53Z")
**Scotti does the happy dance**
And I’ll share, Cristi, I promise!
Maybe we can get HIM to wear the boxers?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [February 17, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/40 "2001-02-17T18:08:57Z")
Share Chronos?
Is this okay with him?
As long as it’s okay with him, it’s okay with me. But I still want a coffee mug. 😃
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