# Who Wants To Do Euty? or The Official Eutychus55 Fan Club

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 15, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536 "2001-02-15T02:23:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 4
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### Author: ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/41 "2001-02-18T01:50:13Z")

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Hey, who’s fan club is this anyway?

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### Author: ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/42 "2001-02-18T02:32:25Z")

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Why, Dear Euty, of course it’s yours, but, given the odds of this board, it’s an oscillating fan club. Take a deep breathe, the breeze’ll be right back…

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### Author: ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)
#### Post date: [February 18, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/43 "2001-02-18T02:35:12Z")

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Oops, sorry. But, honey, he was in the hot tub when I packed it up from his post party, and he just looked so CUTE all curled up in there, and…well, what can I say?

BAD SCOTTI, BAD!

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### Author: ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2001, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-do-euty-or-the-official-eutychus55-fan-club/54536/44 "2001-02-19T07:44:37Z")

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**Scotti** , if you promise to feed and take care of **Chronos** , you can keep him! After all, **Euty** ’s got to sleep sometime, right?

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