# Who wants to marry a millionaire?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 14, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835 "2000-01-14T20:38:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/1 "2000-01-14T20:38:00Z")

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Ladies, if you can’t snag this millionaire, you can try for middle-class me by emailing me your application materials, [quartz@usa.net](mailto:quartz@usa.net)  
Otherwise, I am not advertising the message below for any personal gain, I just thought some of you would be interested:

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- LOOKING FOR ELIGIBLE BACHELORETTES!  
=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- A television production company in Los Angeles is looking for a bride to marry a millionaire bachelor on national TV!  
One and Only Network is helping Next Entertainment search for bride contestants interested in marrying an eligible millionaire and having their wedding broadcast on national television.  
If you’re interested, please send a two-minute video that captures the true essence of you. If you don’t have a video camera, then send a couple of photos and a short descriptive paragraph.

Mail your video or photos to:  
Next Entertainment  
12233 W. Olympic Blvd.  
Suite 130  
Los Angeles, California 90064

(Clever, creative or unusual entries will get their attention!) For more information, please contact Cheryl Egers at [CEgers7000@aol.com](mailto:CEgers7000@aol.com) or call her at 310-207-3577 ext. 224.

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**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/2 "2000-01-14T20:39:00Z")

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Can we see a picture first?

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/3 "2000-01-14T21:50:00Z")

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Why do you think he has to resort to this??

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-Frankie  
Lack of charisma can be fatal

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/4 "2000-01-14T21:52:00Z")

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A smart bride would also secure the rebroadcast rights and such. Hell the Pre-nup will ensure they stay married for a while so she may as well get something.

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/5 "2000-01-14T22:03:00Z")

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I will take a millionaire, preferable one with heart problems…

SOOOO, if you know any old men, with heart problems, and lots of money, who are looking for a BIG single mother, who BTW loves to …y’know, tell them I am free on saturday.

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I’m not smiling at you…I have gas.

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**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/6 "2000-01-14T22:04:00Z")

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Forget marrying one. I want to BE a millionaire. Would everyone please start buying items that will make my various stocks go higher?

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**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/7 "2000-01-14T22:41:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Why do you think he has to resort to this??

Why d’ya think I want the picture first?

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**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/8 "2000-01-14T22:56:00Z")

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and this sex for money trade off is a new thing? Damn…where have I been all this time!

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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

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**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/9 "2000-01-14T23:04:00Z")

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Just a word of caution. I know nothing about the validity of this whole thing. It’s the first I have heard of this. For all I know, it could be a hoax or worse. I have never heard of Next Entertainment. Are they an actual TV production company? They don’t say what network is going to broadcast this, so I am suspicious.

Ladies, be careful before sending anything to the addresses.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/10 "2000-01-14T23:12:00Z")

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Millionaire? Is that before or after taxes?  
Is this multiple millions?

missdavis102, no pic, its like a box of chocolates, never know what youre going to get.

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**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/11 "2000-01-14T23:49:00Z")

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I did a little research. The only company called Next Entertainment I found on the web is one that makes comic books. The [oneandonly.com](http://oneandonly.com) website mentions nothing about this promotion. It’s fishy that the email doesn’t mention the date that the show will be on tv.

I’m starting to doubt the credibility of the email. Sorry I posted it.

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/12 "2000-01-15T02:31:00Z")

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Curious, you got an acct at the oneandonly?  
Hmm, you can fetch me an email.

But the ads there don’t have any dates on them.

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**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/13 "2000-01-15T02:47:00Z")

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Saw a blurb in the newspaper about this but didn’t read the whole thing because I’m not a TV person. Who else but the FOX network is cooking this up. IIRC it said they already had a millionaire lined up. Maybe there’s more somehwere on Fox’s web site.

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**Author:** ![Bucky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Bucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bucky)\
**Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/14 "2000-01-15T21:51:00Z")

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Screw the TV stations. I’ll provide gold-digger lessons for women (and men) who want to marry rich old bad-heart types, basically “fun” them to death–a happy death, though–and get into their wills.

Sorry, you probably will have to have the looks to pull of trophy-wife or boy-toy status.

Act now!

Bucky

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**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/15 "2000-01-19T19:50:00Z")

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I sent an email to [CEgers7000@aol.com](mailto:CEgers7000@aol.com) (Cheryl). She says the contest is legit and will be broadcast on Fox on Feb 15, the day after Valentine’s day. Why didn’t they say that in the original email? Also, she declined to give me more info about the bachelor when I asked about his name, age, residence, and appeareance.

Why don’t they have a web page with his photo and info about him and the contest? I am still suscpicious about this alleged contest.

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**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/16 "2000-01-19T20:36:00Z")

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Think I’ll just stick with your run of the mill, everyday kinda guy. People with too much money are just no fun.

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We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

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**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/17 "2000-02-14T21:09:00Z")

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Just a reminder that the marriage pageant will be shown on Fox Tuesday, Feb 15, from 8-10 ET. It’s a new low for Fox and the marriage institution! Marriage for money. It’s almost like prostitution.

[http://www.fox.com/frameset.html?content=/specials/millionaire](http://www.fox.com/frameset.html?content=/specials/millionaire)

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**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\
**Post date:** [February 14, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/18 "2000-02-14T22:21:00Z")

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Prison is a lot like marriage, except you get to play softball on the weekends.

Enright3

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**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/19 "2000-02-15T00:36:00Z")

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Prison is a lot like marriage except in prison you have sex.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-marry-a-millionaire/13835/20 "2000-02-15T02:10:00Z")

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What do you mean “almost” like prostitution? These women are exchanging their bodies and, to some extent, their freedom for money. It **is** prostitution. And televised prostitution at that.

Why no one’s spoken out against this is a mystery to me. This is, by far, the basest thing ever televised, and I include Geraldo Rivera in that statement. What the hell does this teach America? That one’s life dream should be to trade dignity for cash?

I’m ill now…

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