# Who wants to see more flirt threads, and who do you want to see in them?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 12, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532 "2001-06-12T13:03:35Z")
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### Author: ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/1 "2001-06-12T13:03:35Z")

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I, for one, could definitely do with more of the witty and _sexy_ SDMB threads.

And, although the participants of these threads are very much experts in the fields, I do believe the addition of such names as Sue Dunhym and Hamadryad would add a lot to the fun?

What do you guys think?

Hey flirters, who else do you wanna see around?

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### Author: ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/2 "2001-06-12T13:05:18Z")

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I wanna see me in it! And someone flirting with me.

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### Author: ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/3 "2001-06-12T13:11:59Z")

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mmm flirty threads!

I always like flirting with silent rob, cuz he’s both creative and bashful/sweet at the same time.

Other than that, whoever shows up and is witty and swift.

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### Author: ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/4 "2001-06-12T13:31:56Z")

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I second all opinions. We need more flirty threads. Or at least this one to get really long.

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### Author: ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/5 "2001-06-12T14:47:00Z")

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There is nothing better than _ **multiple** _ flirt threads!

😉

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### Author: ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/6 "2001-06-12T14:48:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \*  
> \*\*Other than that, whoever shows up and is witty and swift. \*\*

Perhaps this is why we never flirted. Although I am witty, I am as slow as an iron toad. 😃

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### Author: ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/7 "2001-06-12T14:55:06Z")

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…which brings up the question:

How swit can u ever get on a message board?

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### Author: ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/8 "2001-06-12T16:03:55Z")

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We definitely DO NOT need more flirt threads. Geesh almost every thread now in this forum turns into flirting. Girls and guys if you want to flirt why not take it to email, or find a chat room? This particular message board is slow enough without bogging it down even more with threads and postings that are boring to most of the Dopers except the ones doing the flirting, which is usually always the same people. Please give us a break. And yes, if we don’t want to read them we can skip the threads, which many of us do, but it still makes the board slower. Be kind, rewind…on another board please.

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### Author: ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/9 "2001-06-12T16:08:41Z")

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Yo, Ultress… how YOU doin’? 😉

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### Author: ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/10 "2001-06-12T17:50:25Z")

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Clog-boy I’m fine. Now take it to icq. And I can’t do a friggin smilie cause I haven’t done one in so long I’ve forgotten how.

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### Author: ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/11 "2001-06-13T02:05:49Z")

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\<Groucho Marx voice\>  
I would never flirt in any thread that would have me as a member.  
\</Groucho Marx voice\>

Which is my way of saying I’d love to be in a flirting thread, I’m just no bloody good at it.

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### Author: ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/12 "2001-06-13T02:11:24Z")

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I’m a flirt! Let me play!

If you’re going to have a flirty thread, you need to have an instructional thread for clueless men. Those men who, in hitting on them, you need to use a 2x4.

Ginger

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### Author: ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/13 "2001-06-13T02:43:39Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*I’m a flirt! Let me play!
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> If you’re going to have a flirty thread, you need to have an instructional thread for clueless men. Those men who, in hitting on them, you need to use a 2x4.
> 
> Ginger \*\*

You called…

Keith

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### Author: ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/14 "2001-06-13T02:50:06Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> **I’m a flirt! Let me play!**

Ah, no flirt thread is complete without a Viking wench! Now we can have some fun in here.

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### Author: ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/15 "2001-06-13T03:09:21Z")

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**Odieman** , there’s no surprise to me that you’re a clueless male. You’re in Saskatchewan, surrounded by my relatives and other clueless persons. Move! You’ll feel much better. 😃

**Crunchy** , what have I told you about using my pet name in front of the others?

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### Author: ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/16 "2001-06-13T03:40:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> \*\*Crunchy, what have I told you about using my pet name in front of the others? \*\*

That if I ever do it, you would give me a right good spanking.

Followed by the oral sex.

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### Author: ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/17 "2001-06-13T04:03:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> > \*\*Crunchy, what have I told you about using my pet name in front of the others? \*\*
> 
> That if I ever do it, you would give me a right good spanking.
> 
> Followed by the oral sex. \*\*

No, NO! That’s for lighting the grail-shaped beacon.

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### Author: ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/18 "2001-06-13T04:24:22Z")

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**FROGGY!!!**

oops… hang on… I think I hear my pho…oh…oh… no, it hasn’t rung in weeks.

Anyways, how the heck are you?

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### Author: ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/19 "2001-06-13T04:38:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \*  
> **oops… hang on… I think I hear my pho…oh…oh… no, it hasn’t rung in weeks.**

And where have you been? BTW - the phone HAS rung (just this weekend as a matter of fact, but you weren’t there to answer.)  
BTW - you have MY number and my email, so no bitching about not hearing from me.

So I’m guessing **Silly Rabbit’s** vote is for more flirty threads. Am I right?

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### Author: ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2001, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/20 "2001-06-13T04:53:19Z")

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I was vacationing!! Camping.

So… set your Froggy butt down and tell me all about your 2 weeks off!

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