# Who wants to see more flirt threads, and who do you want to see in them?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532 "2001-06-12T13:03:35Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/41 "2001-06-13T22:49:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Watermelon Man \*  
> \*\*  
> Have we net before?  
> By the way, how old is old for you?  
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I don’t recall meeting you before \*\* Watermelon Man \*\*, but how do you do? Age is a relative thing—a mature 33, a young 53, these are wonderful things in a man. And I’ve always been partial to those with large

vocabularies.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/42 "2001-06-13T23:29:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Tygr \*  
> \*\*Instead, would you be interested in a demonstration of the deep breathing exercises I learned from some Polynesian pearl divers? 😉 \*\*

Are you going to bring along Polynesian pearls?

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> _Originally posted by lurkernomore_  
> **Probing to see how in depth our knowledge goes in the field?**

Exactly!  
I haven’t had a decent flirt session in a very long time. That happens when you’re surrounded by men who are more interested in huntin’ and fishin’ like the men in my locale.

Ginger

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/43 "2001-06-13T23:38:08Z")

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\*\* An Announcement From hardygrrl \*\*  
Yes, I am still available for flirting.

[sub] Stinky Paws is very understanding and,cmon-HE KNOWS ME 🙂  
As long as it stays on the board only,it’s all good.

Besides,like I can help myself? [sub]  
So…who’s up for it?

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/44 "2001-06-13T23:44:05Z")

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As if you have to ask if I’m up for you, **Hardy**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/45 "2001-06-13T23:45:35Z")

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_proud_ I, **Speaker for the Dead** have NEVER been flirted with, amazingly :).

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/46 "2001-06-14T00:46:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Verrain \*  
> \*\*As if you have to ask if I’m up for you, **Hardy**. 🙂 \*\*

Guess I don’t have to ask “How YOU doing?” 😉

::Looks Verrain dead in the eye,slowly licks her lips,points at him and crooks her finger::

Come here baby and show me exactly what you have in mind.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/47 "2001-06-14T00:54:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Verrain \*  
> \*\*As if you have to ask if I’m up for you, **Hardy**. 🙂 \*\*

Guess I don’t have to ask “How YOU doing?” 😉

::Looks Verrain dead in the eye,slowly licks her lips,points at him and crooks her finger::

Come here baby and show me exactly what you have in mind.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/48 "2001-06-14T00:54:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Verrain \*  
> \*\*As if you have to ask if I’m up for you, **Hardy**. 🙂 \*\*

Guess I don’t have to ask “How YOU doing?” 😉

::Looks Verrain dead in the eye,slowly licks her lips,points at him and crooks her finger::

Come here baby and show me exactly what you have in mind.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/49 "2001-06-14T01:00:27Z")

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**hardygrrl** REALLY wants ya, **Verrain**. Don’t keep her waiting.

Ginger

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/50 "2001-06-14T01:06:18Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \*  
> \*\*\*\* An Announcement From hardygrrl \*\*  
> Yes, I am still available for flirting.
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> [sub] Stinky Paws is very understanding and,cmon-HE KNOWS ME 🙂  
> As long as it stays on the board only,it’s all good.
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> Besides,like I can help myself? [sub]  
> So…who’s up for it? \*\*

Well thats all I needed to hear.

So um Hardygrrl, haven’'t really seen you around since that party. Did you have fun at my party?

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/51 "2001-06-14T01:11:24Z")

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**Ginger** I know I’m a clueless male, but give me a little credit would you? 🙂  
Verrain saunters over to Hardygrrl, matching her hungry gaze. “Well I’ve got that exam tomorrow so I need to sleep really well tonight.” I purr.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/52 "2001-06-14T01:23:21Z")

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::Pulls Verrain in closer,puts her arms around his neck and starts whispering suggestions in his ear as slowly rubs herself against him::

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/53 "2001-06-14T01:30:12Z")

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::Verrain start purring at her suggestions and slides his arms around Hardygrrl’s waist.::

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/54 "2001-06-14T01:39:33Z")

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You know, kiddies, there’s a difference between flirting and dry-humping. 😉

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/55 "2001-06-14T01:44:24Z")

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What can I say? We’ve got to be us. 😃 Or whoever we are on the boards.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/56 "2001-06-14T01:50:11Z")

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::ahem::

Have we not covered this, Little Miss Hardygrrl?

Don’t make me break this up again.

😉

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/57 "2001-06-14T01:51:10Z")

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Don’t get all pouty Crunchy…if you’re a good boy maybe you’ll be next.

[sub] Naahhhh not a Cards fan 🙂 [/sub]  
So Verrain…no kiss?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/58 "2001-06-14T01:52:13Z")

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**hardy** , don’t be greedy! Maybe the boys want some of the exotic, northern girls…just for a change.

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**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/59 "2001-06-14T02:00:10Z")

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How could I resist those lips, **Hardy**? ::Verrain leans in a kisses her deeply.::

And **Ginger** I have always wanted to explore the wilds of Canada, but never had the proper incentive. Until now of course.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/60 "2001-06-14T02:04:24Z")

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The Wilds of Canada have a thing for those cute American boys…alas, I will just have to find my own… I think it’s called trawling? Oh JEEZ another fishing term. I need a change of scenery.

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