# Who wants to see more flirt threads, and who do you want to see in them? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532 "2001-06-12T13:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/61 "2001-06-14T02:07:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\ ***hardy** , don’t be greedy! Maybe the boys want some of the exotic, northern girls…just for a change. \*\* It’s the red-haired Viking thing you got going on that does it for me. How about some Viking role playing? [sleazy bar creep] I’d like to plunder your village, if you know what I mean. [/sleazy bar creep] Ok, it just dawned on me that maybe acting like a sleazy bar creep isn’t the most productive method of flirtation… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/62 "2001-06-14T02:13:07Z")
::breaks away from Verrain reluctantly:: With the height difference and all…maybe we should find somewhere to sit down and continue? ::Ambles slowly towards the couch,turns head and looks at Verrain:: Ae you coming to join me? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/63 "2001-06-14T02:22:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*Ok, it just dawned on me that maybe acting like a sleazy bar creep isn’t the most productive method of flirtation… > \*\* Yay! He CAN be taught! What it will produce, though, is a solid trouncing by Thor and Olaf. Occasional tweaks from Loki. Then the spanking, THEN the oral sex! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/64 "2001-06-14T02:35:48Z")
I don’t suppose we can skip the trouncing and jump straight ahead to the oral sex? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/65 "2001-06-14T02:41:00Z")
Well, maybe I could call off Thor and Olaf. But Loki (that little troublemaker) has been itching to tweak. Besides which, oral sex isn’t flirting. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/66 "2001-06-14T02:43:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > Judging by the caliber thus far, it would be SO not worth my time. Oh, now that hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/67 "2001-06-14T02:49:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Besides which, oral sex isn’t flirting. \*\* Well I didn’t think we’d do it _here_, with everybody watching. We’d go to my place, where I have cameras set up for just this sort of thing. Wait, no, don’t run off! I was teasing about the cameras, really I was! [sub]Dammit! I always mention the cameras too soon![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/68 "2001-06-14T02:59:56Z")
YOUR place? I don’t think so… I have heard about your chamber of horrors… I have very talented toes. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/69 "2001-06-14T03:01:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by lurkernomore_ > > **Probing to see how in depth our knowledge goes in the field?** > > Exactly! > I haven’t had a decent flirt session in a very long time. That happens when you’re surrounded by men who are more interested in huntin’ and fishin’ like the men in my locale. > > Ginger \*\* Well, the hunt is also interesting, as long as you intend to eat whatever you hunt down… …I tend to lean to the cross-country type sports…go up in the hill country, then go down into the valleys. While I do know the words to O Canada, I am a US boy, so I must go South every so often. As he is here first, however, I leave you in Crunchy’s capable hands. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/70 "2001-06-14T03:06:59Z")
**lurkernomore** , you miss the point! It’s not polite to monopolize a flirt-ee. We may all flirt at will. So…How YOU doin? ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/71 "2001-06-14T03:12:21Z")
I am doing OK, Ginger. Moreso since I see the Northern Light of your smile… ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/72 "2001-06-14T03:24:20Z")
Hmmmm,seem to have lost Verrain… ::Looks around the room for a candidate to receive the hardygrrl treatment:: ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/73 "2001-06-14T03:25:37Z")
Well, **lurker** seems to be enchanting **Ginger** at the momet, which leaves me free… ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/74 "2001-06-14T03:26:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* I am doing OK, Ginger. Moreso since I see the Northern Light of your smile… \*\* Awright, who gave him my picture? That glow isn’t my smile, it’s my glow-in-the-dark white skin! Good line, though! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/75 "2001-06-14T03:31:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > > \*\* I am doing OK, Ginger. Moreso since I see the Northern Light of your smile… \*\* > > Awright, who gave him my picture? That glow isn’t my smile, it’s my glow-in-the-dark white skin! > Good line, though! \*\* Ah, that is why you stand out, your glow amidst the dark… [sub] hey, I have Carlin’s famous phosphorescent Irish skin too. I’m not making jokes on that[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/76 "2001-06-14T04:11:30Z")
Maybe **hardygrrl** didn’t hear me. I said \ **I’m free to flirt with right now.** ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/77 "2001-06-14T04:16:37Z")
Damn busy board ☹ Well,Crunchy…why don’t you sit by me on the couch and let’s see what happens? That is,if you think you can handle it 😉 ::Runs her hands through her red hair and winks at Crunchy with her green eyes:: ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/78 "2001-06-14T04:51:03Z")
Is anyone here? Damn that **hardy**! I knew she’d take off with all of them! If anyone shows up, I’ll be in the corner. Practicing my french pick-up lines. ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/79 "2001-06-14T04:51:41Z")
**Froggy** _deep breath_ **Froggy Froggy Froggy Froggy Froggy…** ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/80 "2001-06-14T05:01:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \* > \*\ ***Froggy Froggy Froggy Froggy Froggy…** \*\* I’d love to stay and flirt, but it’s time for me to go home. But as long as you’re here, maybe I should link to that thread you started… remember, the one about my voice? Just to educate the newbies, mind you, nothing to do with stroking my own ego. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532.md?page=5)