# Who wants to see more flirt threads, and who do you want to see in them? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532 "2001-06-12T13:03:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/121 "2001-06-15T05:43:23Z")
How about a nice slow,complete massage? Would that relax you or make you tense up? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/122 "2001-06-15T08:21:48Z")
Ooops, Hardygrrl gets no response for 3 hrs? What a waste of flirting potential!! Hardy, are you still around? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/123 "2001-06-15T10:23:06Z")
Back now for a bit…so where are you? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/124 "2001-06-15T10:27:48Z")
Never too far !!! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/125 "2001-06-15T10:31:07Z")
Geez, hope you’re not that quick ALL he time. 🙂 So…how YOU doing? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/126 "2001-06-15T10:35:21Z")
🙂 I have manual transmission dear. I can control my speed at will!! Just fine and chilling, at my desk in the office, could do with some _warm_ company:) ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/127 "2001-06-15T10:43:00Z")
Mind if I sit on your desk? ::crosses legs:: ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/128 "2001-06-15T10:50:25Z")
Would it make you too uncomfortable if you sat **under** my desk? ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/129 "2001-06-15T10:56:07Z")
Isn’t there enough room on the desk for both of us? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/130 "2001-06-15T11:07:35Z")
Hmm… It could be worth a try. It’s not a big desk, but it could be great fun if we actually can fit there… And what a show to my office mates!! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/131 "2001-06-15T11:16:22Z")
::Hops down from the desk and sits in WM’s lap:: We could test this chair out,see how much activity it can handle. ::Places her hands on the back on the chair and leans in close to WM:: Sound like a plan? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/132 "2001-06-15T12:39:05Z")
Hmmmm… Sounds better than just a plan… So let me see how i can accomodate you 🙂 : brings legs together so hardygrrl can move more easily in any direction she wants on them : ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/133 "2001-06-15T12:40:08Z")
Hint, hint. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink… Say no more! ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/134 "2001-06-15T12:48:47Z")
:smiling: My eyes are closed and I don’t feel any weight on my lap, so I am afraid she is long gone anyway!!! Guess I should say no more for a long while, and kick myself for being such an incensitive moron! : smiling even wider : * * * pls. note the respect we all should show for a genuine smiley hater! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/135 "2001-06-15T13:00:12Z")
Think again, WM 🙂 Ypu got me sitting on your lap and that’s ALL you want to do? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/136 "2001-06-15T13:03:05Z")
Bonjour, mon nom est Sealemon. Je suis plus grand qu’un pidgeon gaucher, et je sens comme le bleu. Mon pantalon danse dans le clair de lune comme les weasils rabiques, car mes mamelons tirent le confetti. Veuillez danser le salsa avec moi a couvert dans la moutarde, vous deux à jambes, une merveille dirigée. Constantinople est un endroit où les lemmings tracent pour succéder le monde avec des enemas de poivre de citron. J’aime le gâteau. ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/137 "2001-06-15T13:08:07Z")
Yess, Opening my eyes made everything so much more exciting!! I mean…Seeing you are still on my lap is something…but, how come you are already nekkid??? Wow! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/138 "2001-06-15T13:17:15Z")
If I’m naked,it’s not playing fair for you not to be. And just where exactly do you plan to put those hands of yours? ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/139 "2001-06-15T13:35:05Z")
…and who told you I was fully dressed up? Though it is kind of hard to undress when you have a woman - however sexy - on your lap, I being a master of costume changes, have manages to take off all unnecesary pieces of clothing. And don’t you feel my hands, and a few more protrusions all over your body, each one around its own appropriate destination! ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/140 "2001-06-15T13:41:21Z")
Can’t you feel MY hands and occasionally my warm breath and lips exactly where you need it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532.md?page=8)