# Who wants to see more flirt threads, and who do you want to see in them?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2001, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532 "2001-06-12T13:03:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/161 "2001-06-15T22:55:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Vestal Blue \*  
> \*\*_Sigh_
> 
> Thrown over by the Maiden of the North for a superannuated swabbie doing a cheap imitation of a cheap imitation of Frankie boy.\*\*

Oh Noooo! Not thrown over… I’m just saying hey to the new joiner!

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2001, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/162 "2001-06-15T23:19:04Z")

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\<bland monotone\>  
Do me, do me baby. Do me like I’ve never been \<breath\> done before. Oh baby, make me feel like the wild \<sigh\> woman you know I am. Make me scream, oh baby, baby.  
\</bland monotone\>

“And in a world of hurt, I’d watch the Dopers flirt, and I’d be flirting with myself…oh, oh! Flirting with myself, Oh, oh, flirting with myself…”

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/163 "2001-06-16T00:00:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \*  
> **\<bland monotone\>  
> Do me, do me baby. Do me like I’ve never been \<breath\> done before. Oh baby, make me feel like the wild \<sigh\> woman you know I am. Make me scream, oh baby, baby.  
> \</bland monotone\>**

This reminds me of a movie I once saw.  
Actually several movies.

Not that I watch _those_ kinds of movies a lot, you understand. I just happened to catch that one.

Not that there’s anything wrong, of course, if you enjoy those kind of movies, I mean to each his own.

Or to each _her_ own, I don’t mean to imply porno is strictly a guy thing, no offense.

I’m just going to leave now.

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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/164 "2001-06-16T02:07:45Z")

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And then there are those of us who are [completely oblivious to flirting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=74453).

We’re here, watching, and having absolutely no idea what’s going on.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/165 "2001-06-16T02:32:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Vestal Blue \*  
> \*\*  
> **Arden** , why certainly I carry my etchings in my plane. Actually right now they’re over here in this tent…say…how’d this champagne and two tulip glasses get here? Hmmmmm…nicely chilled too…  
> \*\*

Well, they say an airman has to be prepared for everything …and you definately seem to be …prepared.

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**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/166 "2001-06-16T07:31:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \*
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> c) All posters, brush up your game, the Professor will probably be viewing this tonight or tomorrow. \*\*

Wow…We really miss her!!  
Hope she drops a comment as well…

And by the way…the very lyrical & romantic lines of flirting between Tygr and purplebear wins a round o applause from me!

I am genuinely impressed!

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**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/167 "2001-06-16T16:39:07Z")

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I’m not here for long (though, hopefully, in a month or so I’ll be back on full time!!!), but I had to pop in to say what a wonderful job my former students are doing. (Especially that student assistant I had… damn, boy, you sure know how to turn a phrase! I second **Watermelon Man** ’s applause! - Oh, and **lurker** , darling, it looks like the RL lessons are paying off! 😃 )

Thanks, **Hama** , for not forgetting about me or the flirt academy. It’s good to know it hadn’t been _completely_ forgotten! 😉

So… Since I’m not sure when, exactly, I’ll get back on to answer, and I don’t want to leave anyone in the lurch, I’ll just let out a general

How YOU doin’?

to any and all!

(_sigh_ I miss this. I miss this a lot!!! ☹ )

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-see-more-flirt-threads-and-who-do-you-want-to-see-in-them/68532/168 "2001-06-18T14:38:02Z")

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Thanks, **Watermelon Dude**.

…and thanks, too, to you, Lady Instructor **TruePisces**! For the generous praise, and also for your instruction which gave me the confidence needed.

But the words themselves flow from the inspiration…

And, naturally, the inspiration comes from the kind, sweet soul the words were given to.

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