# Who wants to watch a movie about Ping-Pong?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [November 7, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826 "2024-11-07T00:26:33Z")\
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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/1 "2024-11-07T00:26:33Z")

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It cost 70 million and will star Timothée Chalamet and Gwyneth Paltrow among others. Any takers?

> **[A24’s Timothée Chalamet Ping-Pong Movie ‘Marty Supreme’ Will Be Its...](https://deadline.com/2024/11/timothee-chalamet-a24-movie-marty-supreme-biggest-budget-to-date-1236167610/?utm_source=www.status.news&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=america-s-info-inferno&_bhlid=02de3585472d1bdc9cf96f35da418fd7e144bd89)**
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> A24's Marty Supreme is being mounted as a fast-paced, globetrotting adventure-comedy in the vein of Wolf of Wall Street and Catch Me If You Can. 

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/2 "2024-11-07T00:35:36Z")

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If they can manage to get rid of that annoying sound of the ball or at least change the sound, I woudln’t mind it. But the signature ping-pong sound is a deal-breaker for me.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/3 "2024-11-07T14:01:55Z")

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It’s A24, I’ll give it a shot.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/4 "2024-11-07T14:18:21Z")

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At least it isn’t a sequel or a subpar remake.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/5 "2024-11-07T14:49:24Z")

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Is it called Gnip Gnop? If not, I don’t care.

[![](https://www.fabtintoys.com/images/gnip-gnop-game.jpg) ](https://www.fabtintoys.com/images/gnip-gnop-game.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/6 "2024-11-07T14:59:06Z")

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Is this a reboot of “Balls of Fury”?

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/7 "2024-11-07T15:00:56Z")

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Yeah, if it’s not actors in leotards fighting CGI or a reboot of something, I’ll maybe watch it.

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/8 "2024-11-07T15:02:48Z")

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Ping pong? I love the game! I won my company’s competition once. I have my name in a trophy, somewhere.

But this movie? Naah I don’t think so.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/9 "2024-11-07T20:31:11Z")

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They’ll never top the scene in **Moon** where Sam Rockwell plays ping-pong against himself.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/10 "2024-11-07T20:37:25Z")

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Wikipedia says it’s a fictional account of this guy:

> **[Marty Reisman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Reisman)**
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> Martin 'Marty' Reisman (February 1, 1930 – December 7, 2012) was an American champion table tennis player and author. He was the 1958 and 1960 U.S. Men's singles champion and the 1997 U.S. hardbat champion.
> Reisman was born on February 1, 1930, in Manhattan, New York, to Ashkenazi Jewish parents.
> Reisman started playing table tennis at the age of 12 in Manhattan's Lower East Side, and then as a hustler in New York in the 1940s, playing for bets and prizes, notably at Lawrence's Broadway Table T...

Sounds interesting, particularly if it includes

> He and [Douglas Cartland](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Cartland_(table_tennis)) performed a comedy table tennis routine as the opening act for the Harlem Globetrotters.

but I’d wait for Netflix.

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/11 "2024-11-07T20:43:06Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Is it called Gnip Gnop?

That looks like something I’d get waaay too into vs my brother for three days around Christmas. Tecmobowl, Shoot the Moon, Gnip Gnop.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/12 "2024-11-07T20:58:53Z")

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I’m willing to give it a shot. I’m not a table tennis aficionado, but I do watch my fair share of YouTube videos on it; I played it as a kid; I love the sound; I’m amazed by the reaction times and athleticism of the elite athletes. Sure.

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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/13 "2024-11-07T21:33:30Z")

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> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> It’s A24, I’ll give it a shot.

Same.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/14 "2024-11-07T21:47:01Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> I’m amazed by the reaction times and athleticism of the elite athletes. Sure.

I really don’t like the dismissive attitude against that particular sport, calling it ping pong instead of table tennis in the first place. I know that it’s not a popular sport in America, but it’s the fastest ball sport in existence and requires incredible athleticism and most of all, reflexes. I’m only an average hobby player, but what the pros are able to do is astounding, some of the most impressive feats I’ve seen in sports have been done by table tennis players.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/15 "2024-11-07T21:50:35Z")

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I’d watch it over golf and bowling, certainly.

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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/16 "2024-11-07T21:56:08Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> fastest ball sport in existence

By what metric?

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/17 "2024-11-07T21:56:26Z")

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Speed of the ball.

ETA: Oops, seems like I was misinformed. I retract that claim.

> **[World's Fastest Sport-Table-Tennis or Badminton?](https://fremonttabletennis.com/2017/09/16/worlds-fastest-sport-table-tennis-or-badminton/)**
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**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/18 "2024-11-07T22:00:56Z")

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> [@pulykamell](#):
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> I’m amazed by the reaction times and athleticism of the elite athletes

Not to derail the thread but speaking of athleticism of the elite athletes…  
[I saw this yesterday.](https://www.instagram.com/christo4mason/reel/C6WfontuxaQ/)  
Jumping rope 228 jumps in 30 seconds. That’s a little over 7 1/2 _jumps per second!_

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**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/19 "2024-11-07T22:08:00Z")

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It was nearly called Whiff-Whaff. Imagine the world we could have had.

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wants-to-watch-a-movie-about-ping-pong/1009826/20 "2024-11-07T22:16:12Z")

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Huh. I woulda gone jai alai.

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