# Who was the worst troll on this site? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 29, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487 "2017-04-29T14:00:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/61 "2017-05-01T11:46:35Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > She never admitted it. You _have_. Just [for the record](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=5882323&postcount=134), she did. Also, **SmashtheState** may have been goofy, but his on board persona matched his real life persona exactly. He was the opposite of a troll. He was, at last glance, doing the same thing [in Windsor](http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/windsor/new-windsor-union-includes-city-s-panhandlers-and-buskers-1.3198909). ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/62 "2017-05-01T12:38:58Z")
> [@boytyperanma](#): > > Only person I’ve ever put on ignore on this site is D’Anconia. He just exists for the sole purpose of derailing threads he doesn’t like the subject matter of. Plucky little guy to keep trying, though, considering his unbroken record of zero successes. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/63 "2017-05-01T12:45:33Z")
Who was that guy who was obsessed with the question of whether an actress on “Downton Abbey” was pregnant (and juding from the number of episodes he cited, had been pregnant continuously for well over a year)? ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/64 "2017-05-01T13:04:48Z")
**James Otto Sweetheart** God bless you…and James Otto too. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/65 "2017-05-01T15:37:41Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > **James Otto Sweetheart** > > God bless you…and James Otto too. You accidentally posted in the MOST ANNOYING poster thread. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/66 "2017-05-01T17:04:37Z")
The OP of the currently active “Women Don’t Like My Dick” thread in GD is a promising newcomer. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/67 "2017-05-01T18:27:47Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > The OP of the currently active “Women Don’t Like My Dick” thread in GD is a promising newcomer. > > Regards, > Shodan Damn you, now I must plunge into that noisome morass that is GD to check this out for myelf… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/68 "2017-05-01T18:35:43Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > Damn you, now I must plunge into that noisome morass that is GD to check this out for myelf… 😛 _Edit_: OK, Wow. Yup, that’s some first-rank bridge-dwelling. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/69 "2017-05-01T19:32:59Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > The worst troll is the one none of us remember because he was boring. Which may be why no one has yet mentioned **Two and a Half Inches of Fun**. What an Eeyore that guy was. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/70 "2017-05-01T19:45:43Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Which may be why no one has yet mentioned **Two and a Half Inches of Fun**. > > What an Eeyore that guy was. Hint to future trolls: you’ll be more successful if you don’t out yourself with [your handle](https://www.google.com/search?site=&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1603&bih=1039&q=2%C2%BD+inch+troll+doll&oq=2%C2%BD+inch+troll+doll&gs_l=img.3...384.4264.0.4498.18.9.0.9.0.0.138.775.8j1.9.0....0...1ac.1.64.img..0.8.704...0j0i5i30k1j0i24k1.L8RGUWOq3aQ)! ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/71 "2017-05-01T20:06:13Z")
Want to put in a plug for one of my favorites, Commissar, although its not entirely clear whether is he was a troll, or member of the North Korean (mis)information ministry. His blanket support for all things communist and hatred of all things western was a refreshing call back to the good old days of the cold war. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/72 "2017-05-01T20:15:13Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > _Edit_: > OK, Wow. Yup, that’s some first-rank bridge-dwelling. Well, I am too modest to do any stealth-bragging in that thread, but I will state for the record that my wife believes that sex with me is _better_ than clipping her toenails. And it doesn’t take nearly as long. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/73 "2017-05-01T20:30:29Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > who eventually flounced out of here with a post in what he claimed was Dakotan that he repeated, claiming that it was a different North American language, even though it was the identical text posted in italics. “Pardon me stewardess, I speak Dakotan.” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/74 "2017-05-01T22:01:51Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > Gee. No one remembers SECRETAGENT or Phaedrus? Was about to mention Phaedrus. Oy, so annoying. FORMERAGENT was at least so obviously awful that it was entertaining, in the same way **Manos: The Hands Of Fate** is entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/75 "2017-05-01T22:19:58Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > _Edit_: > OK, Wow. Yup, that’s some first-rank bridge-dwelling. Gotta admit. Not sure if that one is a troll or batshit crazy. I’m leaning towards cuckoo for cocoa puffs. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/76 "2017-05-01T23:34:21Z")
> [@Tranquilis](#): > > _Edit_: > OK, Wow. Yup, that’s some first-rank bridge-dwelling. Meh, the guy strikes me as a typically pathetic MRA/InCel/MGTOW whiner. I might nominate the now-banned TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW, but I admit my bias in that mocking his histrionics was personally entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2017, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/77 "2017-05-01T23:57:52Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > The OP of the currently active “Women Don’t Like My Dick” thread in GD is a promising newcomer. > > Regards, > Shodan Why he hasn’t been cornfielded yet is beyond me. He’s already racked up one casualty: another Doper warned for calling him a troll over there-yeah, dumb when he could have come here, but I am sure assholes like the OP absolutely _love_ it when that happens. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/78 "2017-05-02T00:35:11Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Why he hasn’t been cornfielded yet is beyond me. > > He’s already racked up one casualty: another Doper warned for calling him a troll over there-yeah, dumb when he could have come here, but I am sure assholes like the OP absolutely _love_ it when that happens. Lots of collateral damage generally favors troll, as opposed to just crazy. Right now, he sniffs strongly of billy-goat. We’ll watch the body count to be sure… ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/79 "2017-05-02T01:06:20Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Meh, the guy strikes me as a typically pathetic MRA/InCel/MGTOW whiner. > > I might nominate the now-banned TLDRIDKJKLOLFTW, but I admit my bias in that mocking his histrionics was personally entertaining. I was so surprised to hear his name that I shouted out loud and threw my iPad out the window never to be seen again! ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/80 "2017-05-02T01:26:07Z")
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