# Who was the worst troll on this site? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 29, 2017, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487 "2017-04-29T14:00:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/101 "2017-05-03T14:08:15Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > for the [del]win[/del] loose. :mad: For the love of fucking God!!! You can’t be that dim witted. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/102 "2017-05-03T17:22:37Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > That’s why I’d nominate **Charlie Wayne** , the good-natured, perpetually confused/libidinous old man. He had a surprisingly long tenure here—almost four years. > > He’s not banned, but never returned after receiving a [warning](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=19179731&postcount=30). I think he got spooked when the moderators started sniffing a bit too closely. Charlie Wayne changed my opinion of the Dope. Not because he was personally offensive, but because how many users reacted to him, by taking him at face value. That [banana bird skit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=750347) he did was genius. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/103 "2017-05-03T17:38:40Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > [Nah, it was him.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=245992) > > As a mod, I’d probably nominate posters that not many know or have heard of. There are two trolls in particular who will try to make a new name every week or so…one of them which has been doing this off and on for the last two years abouts. > > I’d call him the worst troll…or at least most determined. I’ll append “least likely to be getting laid regularly, rarely or ever.” ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/104 "2017-05-03T19:10:07Z")
So I was just looking at an older thread that was referenced in a post today and there was a poster there called vomit\_comet. I was curious to see why he was banned, and he had [some interesting comments](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=14110006). ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/105 "2017-05-03T19:14:25Z")
Who was the troll who claimed to be paraplegic, unfortunately for him, not too long after **umkay** so everyone was skeptic instantly? IIRC a Scottish poster offered to meet him at a gas station and he agreed, then the excuses started amusingly piling up: “I had a class.” “I missed my bus.” Which finally ended when he posted a photo of his modified Citroen, which another Doper easily found with an image search, so to prove it was his car he used the freeform tool in MSPaint to write, very poorly, “SDMB” onto one of the floor mats? ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/106 "2017-05-03T19:27:45Z")
I’m surprised there is no nostalgia for Sweet Willy, the [Accidental Jew](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=116341), scourge of Masons\* and the guy who uncovered the [Black Barber Conspiracy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=109939). \ ***Monty** pitted him over that one, but then again, **Monty** pits _everybody_. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/107 "2017-05-04T00:33:04Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > For the love of fucking God!!! You can’t be that dim witted. :dubious: Guilty as charged 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2019, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/108 "2019-01-10T21:54:51Z")
> [@Morbo](#): > > Who was the troll who claimed to be paraplegic, unfortunately for him, not too long after **umkay** so everyone was skeptic instantly? IIRC a Scottish poster offered to meet him at a gas station and he agreed, then the excuses started amusingly piling up: “I had a class.” “I missed my bus.” > > Which finally ended when he posted a photo of his modified Citroen, which another Doper easily found with an image search, so to prove it was his car he used the freeform tool in MSPaint to write, very poorly, “SDMB” onto one of the floor mats? [That was jaymac1](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=696592). Probably one of the funniest troll threads of all time, given his exquisitely poor timing and comically bad “proof”. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/109 "2019-01-11T07:03:23Z")
Yeeeeeeeee J was the woorstestestesteded ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/110 "2019-01-11T07:05:15Z")
Damn, that hurt my eyes. But of course I got to wait 60 seconds between posts. So I wait. I waited’ed. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/111 "2019-01-11T09:57:04Z")
**asahi** ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/112 "2019-01-11T11:13:09Z")
> [@Covfefe](#): > > **asahi** asahey back atcha ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/113 "2019-01-11T11:14:05Z")
**Asahi** has been annoying lately but… like… no? Not even close to as bad as such mediocre shitbags like **HurricaneDitka** , let alone since-departed plagues like **Starving Artist** or **Clothahump**. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/114 "2019-01-11T12:51:54Z")
Who was the “my post is my cite” guy? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/115 "2019-01-11T13:04:59Z")
> [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > Who was the “my post is my cite” guy? I think that was **Aldebaran**. My favorite was **Kaitlyn/Number Six** , the time-travelling transgender fundamentalist Christian atheist Jew married to a lesbian North Korean concentration camp escapee who worked at McDonald’s in between gigs as a super model with a long lost twin sister in Hong Kong. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/116 "2019-01-11T13:08:51Z")
Hmm, Mister Regards has an opinion about the worst troll on the site … ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/117 "2019-01-11T14:56:55Z")
> [@Covfefe](#): > > **asahi** > [@kayaker](#): > > asahey back atcha > [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > **Asahi** has been annoying lately but… “Are you bored?” “To tears.” “I know, right? I thought joining a doomsday cult would be interesting, but it’s just this guy getting drunk and repeating the same shit over and over.” “Yeah, some prophet. I swear to God, if I hear ‘the rule of law’ or ‘education camps’ or ‘I’ve been telling you all, blah blah blah’ one more time while he’s wagging his finger at us, I’m gonna make my own Kool-Aid.” “Actually, it was Flavor Aid.” “Okay, Typical Doper.” “Ouch.” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/118 "2019-01-11T15:10:16Z")
“Worst troll”? No. “Highly amusing AND irritating troll”? Yes. Remember when [our friend **Susanann** claimed to have ideas stolen from her by Isaac Asimov](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=616593)? A [typically aggressive JFK conspirator](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=563780), Susanann finally departed us about 4 years ago, her last post in my question about [stealing hubcaps](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17090315). ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/119 "2019-01-11T15:49:42Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > One classic and still trying to troll skeptics and unbelievers is [Mabus](http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dennis_Markuze). Not only a pest here, but in many other sites. > > Very recently he is still creating socks and new accounts that are banned quickly, but I would call it the worst for continuing to pop up like a bad penny for years. > > If you see a post where Nostradamus is mentioned and agnostics and atheists shall burn in hell, alert the mods. Thankfully I missed his posts here. I had enough of his nonsense at work and several of my colleagues have had to deal with him as well. I’m disappointed that 3 years of court-ordered psychiatric treatment has had no effect on his behaviour. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2019, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487/120 "2019-01-11T16:02:19Z")
> [@BrotherCadfael](#): > > Who was the “my post is my cite” guy? > [@Shodan](#): > > I think that was **Aldebaran**. > > My favorite was **Kaitlyn/Number Six** , the time-travelling transgender fundamentalist Christian atheist Jew married to a lesbian North Korean concentration camp escapee who worked at McDonald’s in between gigs as a super model with a long lost twin sister in Hong Kong. > > Not that there’s anything wrong with that. > > Regards, > Shodan Yes, we know that. > [@Shodan](#): > > I vote for **Kaitlyn/Number Six** , the time-travelling transsexual fundamentalist Christian atheist Jew married to the North Korean escapee supermodel lesbian McDonald’s employee. > > Regards, > Shodan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-the-worst-troll-on-this-site/785487.md?page=7)