# Who was your favorite 1980s porn star?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 13, 2007, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723 "2007-03-13T07:47:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/1 "2007-03-13T07:47:40Z")

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80s porn stars are my favorite because that’s when I came of age. I can’t keep track of the current ones and why bother? Oh, another blonde with fake tits who only does girls or only does guys or something. Fuck you, Jenna. Fuck you, Janine.

Let’s talk about the 80s when chicks had real boobs and obnoxious mall-girl hair and weren’t afraid to flaunt it.

You know who gets no love? Jacqueline Lorians. She was a curvy, freckly natural redhead who jiggled in all of the right ways. Her pout was legendary.

Close second is Sheena Horne. Asian of indeterminate origin who always seemed to be the wide-eyed innocent caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. Thank God for that gypsy nymphomania curse that was always cast upon her.

Your thoughts?

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/2 "2007-03-13T08:53:45Z")

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It seems only natural that you would start this thread, Dildo.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/3 "2007-03-13T09:02:42Z")

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Stacy Donovan.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/4 "2007-03-13T11:06:51Z")

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Moving thread from IMHO to Cafe Society.

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**Author:** ![RumMunkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@RumMunkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RumMunkey)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/5 "2007-03-13T11:12:47Z")

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[QUOTE=GuanoLad]  
Stacy Donovan.  
[/QUOTE]

Oh! I had such a thing for her!!

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/6 "2007-03-13T12:37:04Z")

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Ginger Lynn. I’d still do her today.

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/7 "2007-03-13T13:15:05Z")

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Mindy Rae. If she was 1980’s that is.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/8 "2007-03-13T13:41:19Z")

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Misty Dawn. Then Sheena Horne. Then probably Hypatia Lee.

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**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/9 "2007-03-13T13:44:50Z")

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Mai Lin. Vanessa Del Rio. Kristara Barrington. Those were some dirty girls.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/10 "2007-03-13T13:56:06Z")

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Christy Canyon.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/11 "2007-03-13T14:17:55Z")

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Jim Bentley. Although his career lasted well past the 80s.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/12 "2007-03-13T14:24:57Z")

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[QUOTE=McNew]  
Ginger Lynn. I’d still do her today.  
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Ditto. And while she’s 20 years older, she’s made up less whorish, so she actually looks better, IMO.

You see how cute she was in Wing Commander 4? Yum!

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Dante](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dante/32/9673_2.png) [@Dante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dante)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/13 "2007-03-13T14:32:44Z")

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Jeanette Littledove and Keisha were faves.

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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/14 "2007-03-13T14:36:30Z")

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Hyapatia Lee and Christy Canyon

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**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/15 "2007-03-13T14:37:44Z")

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I don’t know, for the same reason Keith Richards gave when he was asked why the Stones called the album “Some Girls”. Because I can’t remember their fucking names. 😉

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**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/16 "2007-03-13T15:17:00Z")

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Nina Hartley

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**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/17 "2007-03-13T15:20:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Merijeek]  
Ditto. And while she’s 20 years older, she’s made up less whorish, so she actually looks better, IMO.

You see how cute she was in Wing Commander 4? Yum!

-Joe  
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Didn’t catch WC4, but about a year ago I saw her in the video of the Metallica remake of _Turn The Page_, and certain parts of my body underwent a Pavlovian response and I was transported back to 1985 watching _New Wave Hookers_.

Oh dear, there it goes again…

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/18 "2007-03-13T15:28:19Z")

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(quick search)

Oops. Wing Commander 3, not 4.

-Joe

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**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/19 "2007-03-13T15:46:24Z")

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I never got the porn stars as minor celebrities thing. I watch A LOT of porn… a lot, but honest to god i could not recognize a single porn star in a line up if my life depended on it. One blonde with huge fake tits is exactly the same as another, and i never last all the way through a movie to read the credits anyways. So my favorite 80s porn star would have to be the one on my first porno, found in a box in dads garage, i have no idea what her name is but she was a blonde with huge fake tits.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2007, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-was-your-favorite-1980s-porn-star/395723/20 "2007-03-13T15:47:24Z")

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Was Desiree Cousteau 80s or 70s? She sure was cute.

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