# Who went to your school?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 6, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007 "2000-10-06T20:54:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/21 "2000-10-07T01:22:05Z")

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**Elementary school** :  
Bebe Neuwirth (Lilith on Cheers, and on Broadway now, I think)

**College** :  
James K Polk  
Andy Griffith  
Charles Kuralt  
Michael Jordan, Marion Jones, Mia Hamm, and a bazillion other athletes

As far as I know, my high-school’s only claim to fame is producing several years of North Carolina state bricklaying champions.

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**Author:** ![User\_10K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@User\_10K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/User_10K)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/22 "2000-10-07T01:43:37Z")

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We had most of the local mayors, and that’s about it.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/23 "2000-10-07T02:42:33Z")

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Matt Groening (creator of _The Simpsons_) and Michael Richards (Kramer on _Seinfeld_) went to my college.

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**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/24 "2000-10-07T02:51:35Z")

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I went to my school, and Bill Smitrovich.

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/25 "2000-10-07T03:28:47Z")

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The closest thing to a celebrity to have emerged from the high school I attend is a Columbia County 4-H Cattle Champion…

Wait a few years. When I hit it big in racing, future graduates can list me.

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**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/26 "2000-10-07T03:30:50Z")

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At my HS in Rochester, Michigan, about 10 years befoe I got there, a girl named Madonna Ciccone(sp?) had an urban legend started about her cheerleading (Dude, she didn’t wear panties!). Later she dropped her last name became a world known slut.

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**Author:** ![Bobort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bobort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bobort)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/27 "2000-10-07T03:30:53Z")

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I’m not aware of anybody famous having attended my high school, although I would bet that the children of a number of varyingly famous physicists attended during or after WWII (I went to school in Oak Ridge, TN, which was created by the Manhattan Project).

People who attended my college: Steve Jobs (dropped out); Peter Norton (of _Norton’s Utilities_ fame; also dropped out. One of my physics profs has funny stories about Peter sending him letters from India after he dropped out asking questions about field theory–he was trying to create a theory of the “Universal Love Field” or some such nonsense); and Dr. Demento (who comes back every year to give shows and who is a raging alcoholic). Pretty lame, eh?

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/28 "2000-10-07T03:47:51Z")

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Beverly Mitchell (of _7th Heaven_ fame) went to my High School. Graduated in the same year that I did ('99). Man, that girl is SKINNY.

So did Johnathan Taylor Thomas (although that’s not his real name) did too, but he was in the class of '00.

And so did the son of Bruce Boxleitner, Sam Boxleitner, although he probably isn’t very “famous” in the classical sense of the word.

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**Author:** ![Yossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/9de0a6/32.png) [@Yossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yossarian)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/29 "2000-10-07T04:08:44Z")

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The ONLY famous person that graduated from my undergraduate institution (Sul Ross State University, Alpine, TX) is…

**Dan Blocker**

You ask: Who? Why, it’s **Hoss Cartwright** of Bonanza!

Baylor University has had a few, but none can beat Dan Blocker.

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**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/30 "2000-10-07T04:21:55Z")

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One of the “Normal Guys” in People Magazine’s “Most Beautiful People” issue…the neurosurgeon, Sanjay Gupta…was two years ahead of me. And he was a sweetheart.

That’s the only remotely famous person I can think of.

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/31 "2000-10-07T04:29:00Z")

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Winona Ryder.

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**Author:** ![Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df705f/32.png) [@Fairy\_Princess\_Kitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fairy_Princess_Kitty)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/32 "2000-10-07T04:34:31Z")

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The Beach Boys went to my home school, the one in my city that I was supposed to go to, but this is only CAMS’s 11th year, no one famous yet.

Kitty

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/33 "2000-10-07T04:43:19Z")

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David Robinson went to my HS. The first article I ever had published was an interview with his brother Chucky, who was a Freshman when I was a senior there.

David was our special speaker at our graduation too.

Had I known that a decade or so later, he was going to take my Knicks out of the MBA Finals, I woulda broke his legs…

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Yer pal,  
Satan - Commissioner, [The Teeming Minions](http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/full/show?lid=39428&page=leaguehome)

_TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING:  
Five months, four weeks, 2 hours, 43 minutes and 32 seconds.  
7244 cigarettes not smoked, saving $905.57.  
Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 4 days, 3 hours, 40 minutes._

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**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/34 "2000-10-07T05:55:25Z")

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High school: (I just cut and pasted this off the internet)

Cotton Mather  
Benjamin Franklin  
Samuel Adams  
John Hancock  
Charles Bulfinch  
Edward Everett  
Ralph Waldo Emerson  
Francis Gardner  
Wendell Phillips  
Edward Everett Hale  
Charles William Eliot  
Charles Sumner  
Phillips Brooks  
Henry Lee Higginson  
Edward Charles Pickering  
John F. Fitzgerald  
George Santayana  
Howard Lindsey  
Joseph P. Kennedy U.S.  
Roy E. Larsen  
Paul A. Dever  
Elliot Norton  
Ralph B. Rodgers  
John Cardinal  
Dr. Paul Zoll  
Vincent Learson  
Theodore H. White  
Leonard Bernstein  
Wade McGee, Jr.  
Brig. General Robert McDermott  
Raymond D. Nasher  
Sumner M. Redstone  
Thomas L. Phillips  
Rev. John E. Brooks  
Aaron Fuerstein  
Clifton R. Wharton, Jr.  
Marshall S. Cogan  
Most Reverend William Murphy  
Thomas Ryan, Jr.  
Charles I. Clough, Jr.  
Thomas Finneran

OK, most of those guys aren’t really famous.

College:

The guy that designed the Brooklyn Bridge  
The guy Kevin Bacon played in Apollo 13  
Adam Oates  
Joe Juneau  
The guy that invented the ferris wheel (one of the founders of my fraternity as well)

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/35 "2000-10-07T06:34:59Z")

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**xizor** , you’re young. Madonna started first grade at my elementary school the year after I left it as an eighth grader. (My kid brother probably knew her–he was one year ahead of her–but he won’t admit it.)

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/36 "2000-10-07T06:51:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by waterj2 \*  
> \*\*College:
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> The guy that designed the Brooklyn Bridge  
> The guy Kevin Bacon played in Apollo 13  
> Adam Oates  
> Joe Juneau  
> The guy that invented the ferris wheel (one of the founders of my fraternity as well) \*\*

Don’t forget Antoine Bugle Boy, and one of the two brothers from RI that directed The Big Lebowski, and IIRC, Dumb and Dumber.

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**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/37 "2000-10-07T06:53:51Z")

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Damn…also, NHL goalie Darrin Puppa.

Unfortunately, nobody famous went to my HS, that I’m aware of, but if you’d like a pretty large list of people who DID, you can click [here](http://www.beverlyhighalumni.com). And no, I have no idea why you’d want to click there.

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/38 "2000-10-07T13:05:34Z")

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Marisa Tomei graduated from my High School the year before I started there. I transfered to another school junior year, and there was a rumor that Andrew Dice Clay had gone there, but I’m not sure if that’s true.  
Michael Baldalucci(sp?) from ‘The Practice’ went to my elementary school, and lived down the street.  
Rose

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/39 "2000-10-07T13:28:36Z")

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Martin Lawrence.

In the suburb next to the one I grew up in, Kathie Lee Gifford. According to a friend of mine who went there, she was the school’s _only_ past homecoming queen who refused to attend a special bash they held for all their past kings and queens. Because she doesn’t like to admit publicly that she’s from Bowie, Maryland.

Actually I don’t blame her …

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**Post date:** [October 7, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-went-to-your-school/36007/40 "2000-10-07T13:52:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Charlie Sexton went to my HS, but dropped out in 9th grade…anyone outside Texas remember him?

I loved Charlie Sexton. I still listen to Pictures for Pleasure.

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