# Who were the Fifth Beatles?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 8, 2012, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183 "2012-02-08T13:07:42Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/21 "2012-02-08T18:05:43Z")

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Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

[Cite.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apu_Nahasapeemapetilon#Biography)

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> He also claims the title of the Fifth Beatle, although Paul McCartney (who first met Apu during The Beatles’ stay in India) disagrees with Apu’s claim.

_pffffft._ What does Paul McCartney know? Was HE the Fifth Beatle? I think not.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/22 "2012-02-08T18:14:32Z")

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[Bill Murray the K](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9AtD37HRiU). Oh, no. Wait. Wrong band. 😃

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [February 8, 2012, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/23 "2012-02-08T22:06:38Z")

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[William Shears Campbell](http://www.amiannoying.com/(S(n0wqgq55a0jhe2m4qagqji45))/view.aspx?id=16881&collection=465)

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/24 "2012-02-09T00:58:00Z")

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It’s about time someone mentioned Murray the K.

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/25 "2012-02-09T01:44:35Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> It’s about time someone mentioned Murray the K.

Did he ever play “Rio” by Duran Duran?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/26 "2012-02-09T01:49:44Z")

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Having enjoyed [_Back Beat,_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backbeat_(film)) I gotta go with Stu.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/27 "2012-02-09T01:50:05Z")

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> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> Apu Nahasapeemapetilon.

I am afraid that I am going to have to make a similar post with Apu’s name in place of Apu’s name.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/28 "2012-02-09T02:36:49Z")

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Billy Shears.

Most contribution is clearly George Martin, who had as much to do with their success as any of the Fab Four.

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**Author:** ![psychonaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psychonaut/32/4655_2.png) [@psychonaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychonaut)\
**Post date:** [February 9, 2012, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-fifth-beatles/612183/29 "2012-02-09T08:50:55Z")

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To my knowledge, various Beatles themselves named only four men as “fifth Beatles”: Brian Epstein, Billy Preston, Neil Aspinall, and Derek Taylor. Surprisingly, the folks here don’t seem to share the Beatles’ view about the last two; in our poll they’ve got only three votes between them.

And poor [Jimmie Nicol](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmie_Nicol)—85 participants in the poll so far and no one has voted for him!

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