# Who were the Hottest lead singers of the 80's ?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 19, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526 "2002-11-19T14:49:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/41 "2002-11-20T04:05:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Monstre \*  
> \*\*Also, Belinda Carlisle (but more towards the later 80’s, not the earlier spiky-hair phase). \*\*

Not to rain on your parade, but Belinda apparently walked around with a yeast infection for 3 years before doing anything about it, all the while having semi-random sex with random and not-so random people.

A pretty picture it ain’t.

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**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/42 "2002-11-20T04:10:38Z")

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_Not to rain on your parade, but Belinda apparently walked around with a yeast infection for 3 years before doing anything about it, all the while having semi-random sex with random and not-so random people._

Ooooohhhh… Well, in that case I’ll just admire her from afar.

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/43 "2002-11-20T04:15:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \*  
> \*\*Good lord people:
> 
> David Gahan of Depeche Mode.
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> Who ARE you guys? \*\*

This just goes to show that **jarbabyj** obviously has great taste.

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/44 "2002-11-20T07:08:18Z")

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> Not to rain on your parade, but Belinda apparently walked around with a yeast infection for 3 years before doing anything about it, all the while having semi-random sex with random and not-so random people.
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> A pretty picture it ain’t.

Oh who cares? Jane Weidlin was easily the best looking girl in that group anyway.

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**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/45 "2002-11-20T08:41:01Z")

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Whould this be the place to mention David Gahan tried to pick me up once :D?  
My picks:  
Gordon Gano  
Richard Butler  
Peter Murphy  
Mark E. Smith  
James Thirwell  
Joey Ramone (although I consider him a 70’s sex symbol)

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/46 "2002-11-20T08:44:40Z")

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You people are all missing something rather important here:

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> _Originally posted by **vanilla** _:  
> **My answer (the correct one) is (was) Joey Ramone.**

**vanilla** _is_ **Riff Randall**! My entire world view has just been shattered. Everything I know is wrong. (Seriously, **vanilla** , I love the Ramones, but Joey was an uglymuther.)  
[sub]And now Dee-Dee’s gone, too. Shit.[/sub]

I’ll third or fourth Lita Ford and Joan Jett. The Runaways were underrated. Likewise with Patty Smyth (who changed the spelling of her name to avoid the Patti Smith confusion) but I can’t say that Scandal was, well… rated, even. The Warrior gives me bad 80’s flashbacks.

**NDP** : Which one was Jane Weidlin? I’m drawin’ a blank here.

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**Author:** ![The\_Clawman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47c2d/32.png) [@The\_Clawman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Clawman)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/47 "2002-11-20T12:09:08Z")

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\*\* betenoir \*\*, Mark E. Smith!?!?

[http://www.nme.com/media/images/MarkESmithNewsA0500\_L.jpg](http://www.nme.com/media/images/MarkESmithNewsA0500_L.jpg)

Top bloke and all that but not hot. Not hot at all :).

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**Author:** ![Fingolfin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eada6e/32.png) [@Fingolfin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fingolfin)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/48 "2002-11-20T12:58:01Z")

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**Belinda “I can’t spell her last name” from The Go-Gos**

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/49 "2002-11-20T14:12:03Z")

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Joey was not ugly.  
He had that certain undeniable quiet charm and mystique.  
Totally cool.

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/50 "2002-11-20T14:13:06Z")

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and Who is Riff Randall?

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/51 "2002-11-20T14:31:56Z")

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Cool, charm, mystique, yes. (Hey, he was **Joey**!) But, umm… butt ugly is not a huge stretch.

Hie thee to a video rental type joint, and track down **Rock N’ Roll High School** right smart. Riff Randal was, well… Not you. I mean, _really_ not you. 😉

[sub]Or so I gather from a bunch of your posts here, anyway.[/sub]

[sub]Also: Avoid the sequel, if by some chance of fate you run across it.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Lao\_Tsu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lao\_Tsu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lao_Tsu)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/52 "2002-11-20T16:14:31Z")

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Dale Bozzio from Missing Persons always makes my heart skip a beat or two. Holy Crap she was hot.

One of the joys of Netflix is you can rent Rock N’ Roll High School. Classic, time capsule kinda movie.

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**Author:** ![WavyDavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3da27b/32.png) [@WavyDavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WavyDavy)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/53 "2002-11-20T16:29:01Z")

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\*\* Chrissie Hynde\*\*. My favorite then, and now.

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**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/54 "2002-11-20T16:50:14Z")

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Wavy, Chrissie has a great voice, but she looks like Tom Petty.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/55 "2002-11-20T17:06:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by photopat \*  
> \*\*Wavy, Chrissie has a great voice, but she looks like Tom Petty. \*\*

\<Dick Smothers\>  
That was _not_ a compliment.  
\</Dick Smothers\>

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**Author:** ![Dr.Righteous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Dr.Righteous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Righteous)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/56 "2002-11-20T17:51:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Poysyn \*  
> \*\*\*\*Dr. Righteous - \*\* \<squeal!\> You SAT beside him? \<swoon\>
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> I went to the Slaughter concert when they toured through here. He is such a honey!
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> I only got to meet the not as cute ones - Alice in Chains, Metallica, Queenscryche, Van Halen
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> I so wanted to meet him. _sigh_ \*\*

I wish I had a spiffy story to tell you but I don’t. We exchanged some pleasantries and watched the concert. I was there next to him because we have a mutual friend.

I’ve met one of my crushes numerous times, Tommy Shaw - what a ultra nice guy. Never have met Steve Perry. Maybe someday.

Dr. R

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2002, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/57 "2002-11-20T18:39:54Z")

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> NDP: Which one was Jane Weidlin? I’m drawin’ a blank here.

She was the petite brunette in the Go-Go’s who had a high voice. (I don’t have a photo link readily at hand so I hope that helps. Otherwise, try AMG’s website and look her up.)

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/58 "2002-11-21T00:40:54Z")

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Okay, [here’s Jane Wiedlin](http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=SEARCH&sql=Blj9ks33ba3dg) .

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**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/59 "2002-11-21T03:34:40Z")

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Vince Neil  
Sabastian Bach  
Brett Michaels  
Steven Tyler had that sex appeal that I can’t explain, it was just there.  
Jon Bon Jovi  
Joe Elliot  
David Lee Roth

I had kind of a thing for the “bad boy” image, but I guess that’s obvious. Which is why I can’t figure out where Rick Springfield fits into the category, but he definitely does! Still think so today.

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**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2002, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-hottest-lead-singers-of-the-80s/137526/60 "2002-11-21T04:38:06Z")

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Simon LeBon was _so_ incredibly hot in the 80’s.  
I always had a thing for Robert Smith as well.  
Guys today don’t wear enough eyeliner…

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