# who were the last 3 people to see you naked? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 28, 1999, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119 "1999-10-28T11:01:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e9c0ed/32.png) [@zuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zuma)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/1 "1999-10-28T11:01:00Z")
exclude spouses and doctors. and this is the dumbest question ever. ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/2 "1999-10-28T11:22:00Z")
Well most of the women I’ve dated have this fetish for complete and utter darkness. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/3 "1999-10-28T11:56:00Z")
Ummmmm…excluding spouces (don’t have one), and doctors? Ummmm…_women_? Glad to have helped. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/4 "1999-10-28T12:29:00Z")
Nobody. Who wants to be my first? * * * “Vyvyan! Where did you get that Howitzer?” “…I found it.” [The Legend Of PigeonMan](http://www.hotkey.net.au/~guanolad/pigeonman/) - updates every Wed & Sat ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/5 "1999-10-28T12:42:00Z")
Other than boyfriends? Well, there was the semester I was a model for two different art classes. All in all, probably around fifty people saw me naked. I miss that job. * * * “Damn, it’d be like two days at Disneyland without the kids!” - Comment by a male friend the first time he saw a picture of me and my breasts. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/6 "1999-10-28T13:04:00Z")
Elle McPherson Nicole Kidman Christie Brinkley However, once I finished up that dream… * * * All generalizations suck. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/7 "1999-10-28T13:20:00Z")
Bruno (trick) Eric (ex-boyfriend) my brother (I think it was him) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/8 "1999-10-28T13:24:00Z")
I guess excluding docs and husbands,it would’ve been a few customers at the bar where I worked. Looong ago. They probably don’t even remember. ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/9 "1999-10-28T13:27:00Z")
Well you said excluding spouses and doctors. That would have to be the guys in the locker room this morning as I was getting in and out of the shower. If I exclude those, probably my parents when I was a baby. I do not generally get naked in front of people except in the locker room. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/10 "1999-10-28T13:30:00Z")
Well my son sees me naked every day… all of us wander around naked here. Um… assuming that doesn’t count… Elektric ([www.elektric.net](http://www.elektric.net)) saw me change into a bathing suit when I was visiting her this summer… Chris ([www.gigglecam.com](http://www.gigglecam.com)) saw me change clothes when we shared a hotel room in Manhattan for the Ricki Lake show… um… I don’t know who after that. I mean, lots of people have seen me naked, it’s sort of hard to put it on a timeline. * * * **\>^,^\<** “Cluemobile? You’ve got a pickup…” OpalCat’s site: [http://opalcat.com](http://opalcat.com) The Teeming Millions Homepage: [fathom.org/teemingmillions](http://fathom.org/teemingmillions) ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/11 "1999-10-28T13:31:00Z")
The ladies at the community swimming pool. Got to see a 5.5 month preggo lady in the buff.I wasn’t the only one pregnant there, so it wasn’t like I was a sideshow attraction. I was hoping to have high school girls see me naked so I could show them the joys and effects of pregnancy on the human body. (Stretch marks, droopy boobs, the inablity to tie my shoes without nearly whoofing up lunch.) That would keep their knees together. ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/12 "1999-10-28T14:14:00Z")
Do people normally go naked in your community swimming pool? Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/13 "1999-10-28T16:15:00Z")
funneefarmer: What? No farm animals? 😃 Phouka: Any way you can paste the incriminating photo, just so we can see if your friend was a good judge of…character? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/14 "1999-10-29T05:33:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I guess excluding docs and husbands,it would’ve been a few customers at the bar where I worked. Looong ago. They probably don’t even remember. That was _you_? ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/15 "1999-10-28T20:32:00Z")
I never get naked with the farm animals, although occasionally I get called an animal. And I’ve got a secret for ya’, all of our animals our naked right now. I’m selling tickets. The cows do this cute tail switch thing. The cats rub themselves all over you and the dog tries to hump your leg. All for the low price of $2 for a five minute session. Hurry up the slots are filling up fast. ---
**Author:** ![heatherlee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@heatherlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heatherlee)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/16 "1999-10-28T20:55:00Z")
Brian, satan, Brian/Satan * * * Me?? an asshole?? You better believe it! Heather Lee [XheatherleeX@aol.com](mailto:XheatherleeX@aol.com) ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/17 "1999-10-28T20:58:00Z")
Omniscientnot: Me and my breasts are fully clothed in the shot, but I’ll see if I can’t dig that pic up and post it. * * * “Damn, it’d be like two days at Disneyland without the kids!” - Comment by a male friend the first time he saw a picture of me and my breasts. ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/18 "1999-10-28T21:14:00Z")
Is it all naked or just part of you naked that is usually covered? I ask this simply because nothing shuts people up more than a good mooning. Its my mantra and it works well, specially on the freeway ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/19 "1999-10-28T21:25:00Z")
In the flesh? Or those last three naked pictures of Brad Pitt I sent to people SAYING it was me? Please specify. * * * Give me ambiguity or give me something else. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119/20 "1999-10-29T12:16:00Z")
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. The pilot asked me to inform you that we’ll be making a short detour to Cuba. After our arrival there, we will continue with a flight plan as previously announced . . . . (let’s see if this works) \\ **Me and my breasts** \ You be the judge [http://phouka.w1.net/images/breasts.jpg](http://phouka.w1.net/images/breasts.jpg) \ * * * “Damn, it’d be like two days at Disneyland without the kids!” - Comment by a male friend the first time he saw a picture of me and my breasts. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-were-the-last-3-people-to-see-you-naked/10119.md?page=2)