# Who will be the first doper to hit on Wally's daughter? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549 "2000-06-06T14:51:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/1 "2000-06-06T14:51:22Z")
Not me, but I figured if it’s gonna happen, it might as well be in a thread I start. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/2 "2000-06-06T14:55:26Z")
I was going to, but I thought better at the last minute. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/3 "2000-06-06T14:57:05Z")
I suspect it’ll be NeuroTrashGrrrl. ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/4 "2000-06-06T14:58:06Z")
I was thinking of it also, but she seems a bit young for me. Also, since she’s related to Wally, I thought the gene pool may be a bit questionable. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/5 "2000-06-06T15:04:38Z")
What if Wally got really drunk one night, got online, started reading and posting, and accidentally… Oh, the horror! ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/6 "2000-06-06T15:08:29Z")
Fresh meat? Where Where? Um … oh… uh… sorry… ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/7 "2000-06-06T15:11:25Z")
Well, hey, if the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, at least Wally won’t have to worry about his daughter having cybersex with every passer-by. Though he _may_ have to worry about her unusual fears of gerbils… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/8 "2000-06-06T15:21:34Z")
We’ll have to ask permission. Hey Wally! who here would you let hit on your daughter? ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/9 "2000-06-06T15:30:38Z")
you people are sick. don’t you realize there are better uses for little girls? 😕 we can get a thousand white camels!!! ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/10 "2000-06-06T15:32:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > you people are sick. don’t you realize there are better uses for little girls? 😕 > we can get a thousand white camels!!! > \*\* Geez, I didn’t realize they were worth that much. When my sister went to Spain, they only offered 20 camels for her. (true story!) ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/11 "2000-06-06T15:40:36Z")
Only 20 camels, and they weren’t even white? Remind me never to hit on _your_ kinfolk 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/12 "2000-06-06T15:47:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Only 20 camels, and they weren’t even white? Remind me never to hit on _your_ kinfolk 😉 > \*\* Well, I don’t know what color the camels were, and, in all fairness to my sister, the Spaniards may have been opening the offer low, expecting the guy she was with to haggle. Personally, I’m surprised she was worth more than 12. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/13 "2000-06-06T15:49:02Z")
1000 white Camels. Filtered or non filtered? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/14 "2000-06-06T15:50:49Z")
Speaking of which, I went to a movie with The Girl Who is Worth A Thousand White Camels last night. She’s gotten way more annoying than I remember. We had to walk for 5 blocks looking for chocolate chip cookies, because she refused to eat anywhere that didn’t have them. If she’s worth 1000 camels, and she’s as annoying as she is, I’m worth at LEAST 50. I could entertain the Tunsians with my soft-shoe-on-sand number. And leave poor Amy alone. I think this whole thread is the result of you all have non-sexual crushes on Wally. (the non is optional) ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/15 "2000-06-06T15:58:04Z")
Swiddles, Every woman gets hit on when they join here. some hit back, some don’t. and anyway, no one wants to invoke the wrath of Wally. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/16 "2000-06-06T16:03:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > And leave poor Amy alone. I think this whole thread is the result of you all have non-sexual crushes on Wally. (the non is optional) > \*\* Sounds like its time to start writing our book, A Hundred Ways to Bypass Wally into Daughterdom ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/17 "2000-06-06T16:04:31Z")
The Wrath of Wally. Imagined by Swiddles. Leave my daugher alone, you Putzes. The end. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/18 "2000-06-06T16:34:17Z")
VB sticks his head in the door, and leaves quickly… Oh, you sick puppies…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/19 "2000-06-06T17:02:59Z")
Whoever it is… [Mr. T accent on] I pity da fool! [/Mr. T off] ---
**Author:** ![Amy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Amy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/20 "2000-06-06T17:33:07Z")
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