# Who will be the first doper to hit on Wally's daughter? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549 "2000-06-06T14:51:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/21 "2000-06-06T17:45:25Z")
Amy, I think you’re old enough to learn the truth. Your father is the Great and Powerful Oz of the SDMB. And, as we all know, nothing escapes the vision of the great and powerful Oz. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/22 "2000-06-06T19:06:57Z")
I have a shotgun in my basement. I haven’t fired it in a long time. I’ll bet it still works, though. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/23 "2000-06-06T19:10:35Z")
I’m sure you are adorable, but I wouldn’t want my SO to get jealous. 😉 Oh, yeah, welcome to SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/24 "2000-06-06T19:26:53Z")
I dunno, what age is “Grade 13?” Is that like “College Freshman?” I don’t want to get arrested here. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/25 "2000-06-06T19:27:59Z")
Wally, I got yer back. ::placing airwing on 5 minute stand-by:: [Damnable, **fucking** smiley deleted by UncleBeer] ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/26 "2000-06-06T19:37:51Z")
**ChiefScott** Put yer tongue back in your mouth and unlace that airwing before **WallyM7** sees you. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/27 "2000-06-06T20:04:22Z")
Total and complete hijack— DrMatrix, should you and your SO be in the same picture on your anniversary? Amy, be very careful. Wally can be very hard on newbies. ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/28 "2000-06-06T20:33:45Z")
You know, I am still young enough to hit on any dopers who are minors and get away with it. So I think I’ve got dibs. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/29 "2000-06-06T20:43:05Z")
Damnable, **fucking** smilies! [I got yer back, Chief; no problem - UncleBeer] ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/30 "2000-06-06T21:23:36Z")
I don’t know his name, but you’ll recognize him by his strange shade of blue and the finger marks around his neck!! ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/31 "2000-06-06T22:54:16Z")
We’ve discussed the issue. It shall be a violation of our rules to hit on **Wally** ’s daughter. ---
**Author:** ![Amy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Amy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/32 "2000-06-06T23:19:47Z")
Who do I contact to have that rule changed, manhattan? Must I take it to the very top? To ::whisper:: Cecil himself? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/33 "2000-06-06T23:40:30Z")
I think that Wally will be able to handle any trouble that arises. Welcome to the board Amy. So tell us, do you have any good Wally stories? ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/34 "2000-06-06T23:45:59Z")
> [@](#): > > I have a shotgun in my basement THIS is what everyone is missing in the gun control threads. Those Canadians are armed! If we don’t arm ourselves, they’ll move south and we’ll be stuck with better beer and free health care! Be warned! ---
**Author:** ![Amy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Amy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amy)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/35 "2000-06-07T00:03:01Z")
SmoothOperator, Dad warned me not to talk about him, so I can’t tell you why we don’t let him light the barbecue anymore. Weirddave, that was funny as hell. He really does have a shotgun behind the furnace. It’s okay, though, because he doesn’t have any bullets for it. ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/36 "2000-06-07T00:06:32Z")
Yeah, sounds kinda like the story for Canadian Bacon…anyways, welcome to the board Amy! Oh, and Wally, don’t worry about me hitting on her…I have a hard time hitting on women, because I usually get bitch-slapped in return. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/37 "2000-06-07T00:21:29Z")
Welcome aboard Amy I’m not sure whether you’ve got a lot to live up to or a lot to live down but it promises to be a heck of a ride. Will Wally change? I hope not… ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/38 "2000-06-07T00:42:14Z")
Welcome to the board, Amy 🙂 'Tis true, your dad is a legend amongst the populace here. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/39 "2000-06-07T00:49:05Z")
Amy said: > [@](#): > > \*\* > Who do I contact to have that rule changed, manhattan? > > Must I take it to the very top? To ::whisper:: Cecil himself? 🙂 > \*\* :satisfied grin: Amy, you’ll fit right in. I like your style already! You remind me of your dad, but then WITH a brain 😛 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/40 "2000-06-07T00:51:20Z")
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