# Who will be the first doper to hit on Wally's daughter? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 6, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549 "2000-06-06T14:51:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/41 "2000-06-07T01:23:55Z")
oops. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/42 "2000-06-07T01:49:59Z")
Amy, just wait until you find out you _really_ like girls more than guys! (Anthracite crosses fingers and waits patiently…) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/43 "2000-06-07T02:27:40Z")
Hey, I heard that, Coldfire. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/44 "2000-06-07T05:04:26Z")
Greenthings an Salivations Amy. No Wally, I’m not salivating because of your daughter, its…its because of of the hamsteak I’m cooking. Really. Oh, I do hope that is rock salt you just loaded into that there shotgun…um, bye? ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/45 "2000-06-07T05:14:25Z")
HIT on her?! She’s been stalking me for 3 weeks … I don’t mind all the e-mails, but the snail mail is starting to freak me out. ---
**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/46 "2000-06-07T05:34:12Z")
\*I’ve got a crush on you Sweetie-Pie All the day and nighttime Hear me sigh The world will pardon my mush But I have got a crush, my baby, On you\* The fact that Amy will have absolutely no clue what that references will snap me back to my senses, however. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/47 "2000-06-07T06:31:22Z")
Not being able to give the totally obvious answer. It’ll be a troll, using one of his sock puppets. “Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold” –As You Like It, Act 1, scene ii ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/48 "2000-06-07T07:23:57Z")
Amy, Pray tell, Why cant your Dad lightthe Barbeque? Is it another story where your father emotionally scars one of the neighbourhood children by damaging their pet? 😉 Barbequed Terrapin anyone? ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/49 "2000-06-07T07:41:15Z")
Swiddles+Wally=Amy? I’m so confused… -Sam P.S.-- Welcome to the SDMB! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/50 "2000-06-07T08:27:17Z")
Wally? Who is this “Wally”… oh, yeah, he was the second person on this planet to refer to me as “SPOOFER”. I remember him now, I like him. So, Amy, wanna neck? Hey, is that a bolt of lightning coming at–::ZAP!!!:: Nevermind, I’m gay now… ::cough:: ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/51 "2000-06-07T08:33:35Z")
So, you all thought I was joking in her introduction thread?!?! Clearly I have every intention of flirting with the fair Amy. Now, who’s gonna direct her to the SDMB peoples pages? ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/52 "2000-06-07T08:43:43Z")
Hey, baby. –Tim ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/53 "2000-06-07T09:33:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Welcome aboard Amy > > I’m not sure whether you’ve got a lot to live up to or a lot to live down but it promises to be a heck of a ride. > > Will Wally change? I hope not… > \*\* Ok … my dilemma is that dpr has known me for what? 6 years? And he didn’t warn you about me! **[evil grin]bwahahaha[/evil grin]** ## His mistake … so Amy, “How yoooooou doin?” [http://www.luke-for-god.itgo.com](http://www.luke-for-god.itgo.com) change is coming ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2000, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549/54 "2000-06-07T12:58:09Z")
are you all slow??? i’ve been hitting on her. in fact, i can feel like i’m real close to getting a date now… yeah, anytime now… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-the-first-doper-to-hit-on-wallys-daughter/21549.md?page=2)