# Who will be Trump's running mate? (J. D. Vance Has Been Chosen)

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [January 22, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511 "2024-01-22T20:48:45Z")\
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Why not? It makes him \*seem \* bigger.

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Kristi Noem has admitted to taking her hunting dog / daughter’s puppy to a quarry and shooting it and dumping the body. Why? The dog was an asshole which is Noem speak for “I didn’t bother to train it.” That has created a gigantic blowback that anyone (except Kristi) would have seen coming.

MTG is going through with her privileged motion to vacate the office of Speaker of the House. Not only is she going to lose, she is going to lose big and we all know Trump hates losers.

So in the course of a week, have they made themselves non-vice-papabile?

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Is there some reason this post can’t be subsumed into the existing discussion re Trump’s VP pick?

> [@Who will be Trump's running mate?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate/996511):
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> Trump has said that he has picked his running mate, but has not yet named them. Lets have speculation as to who it could be. Some people have speculated Tucker Carlson, and some have speculated MTG. Either one of them would be a nightmare scenario if Trump dies in office, and they take over. I would like to offer my own speculation. Having been betrayed by Pence, Trump will want someone he can trust to follow orders. There’s only one person that Trump would trust: Donald Trump Junior.

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Maybe. Didn’t even think of that thread. I’ll leave to mods if they think it’s better to merge.

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I do. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\
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I do not think MTG has ever had a shot at Trump’s VP. Even he knows she is toxic no matter how much she sucks-up to him.

Noem has put herself out of the running. Not sure she had a good chance before being a puppy killer but now she’s out. That’s a bridge too far even for MAGAts (which is saying a lot).

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**Post date:** [May 1, 2024, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/268 "2024-05-01T18:21:12Z")

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> [@MulderMuffin](#):
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> It posits that Rubio has a strong lead with the caveat that he lives in Florida, so he’d have to move if chosen.

Not a problem. He can just go to a ranch in Texas and pretend to be a cowboy.

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What about Ivanka?

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> [@Whack-a-Mole](#):
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> I do not think MTG has ever had a shot at Trump’s VP. Even he knows she is toxic no matter how much she sucks-up to him.

So I agree but not I think for the reason you are proposing. Yeah she’s a toxic peddler of odious racist nutjob conspiracy theory, that’s not why she is not in the running She’s a _high profile charismatic_ (well what passes for charisma in the GOP nowadays) toxic peddler of odious racist nutjob conspiracy theory, so she might be considered as a successor or replacement for Trump. There is no chance Trump’s ego and insecurities will let him pick someone like that.

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I’ve heard she’s not interested. Junior is probably panting for it, though.

_"Greg, you’d be just a plane crash away from becoming Europe’s weirdest monarch!_ – Tom Wamsgams

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> [@Red\_Wiggler](#):
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> _"Greg, you’d be just a plane crash away from becoming Europe’s weirdest monarch!_ – Tom Wamsgams

One of the best lines ever from _the_ best character from that series, bar none. I pretty much watched the whole thing just for the Tom 'n Greg Show. I adore Matthew Macfadyen! Thanks for posting that line and giving me a good laugh today!

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It’s hard for me to imagine who could even want the VP slot for Trump at this point. Noem wanted it bad and she was my first choice, but I agree she’s entirely out of the running now due to puppy assassination. MTG brings nothing to the ticket, so not her.

Marco Rubio is a greater glutton for punishment than I ever imagined if he takes it, but it does seem feasible he’s at the top of the list for now. Or JD Vance, who is scary-transactional. That would work for Trump.

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**Post date:** [May 2, 2024, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/273 "2024-05-02T00:16:41Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> Easy peasy, Donnie could simply become a New Yorker again.

That’s a beta male move. I guarantee that if Trump were to pick a fellow Floridian for VP, he would make that person relocate.

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> [@flurb](#):
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> I guarantee that if Trump were to pick a fellow Floridian for VP, he would make that person relocate.

If this were a movie, Rubio would relocate to a state where — later that same day — Trump would wind up behind bars.

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> It’s hard for me to imagine who could even want the VP slot for Trump at this point.

This made me consider the fact that it would pretty much have to be a hardcore MAGAT trumpist, correct? People like Rubio and Cruz are Republicans from before Trump won in 2016. Maybe not them specifically, but any Republican that might be able to conceive of a Republican Party that might exist post trump, have to know that tieing themselves to him as a VP right now is going to be poison in the long run. Unless he wins of course. I’ve heard numbers as high as 70% for hardcore Trump supporters in the Republican party.

Maybe that thinking runs a foul of applying old patterns to the new political reality. Or is just wishful thinking. Just a thought I had.

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I still think he’s going to go with a woman. I was initially convinced it was going to be Kari Lake, but I think she’s actually gone too extreme for him. On the other hand, Elise Stefanik fits the bill nicely. Young, attractive, started off as a pretty strong moderate but flipped to MAGA, she isn’t “big city,” worships at the altar of Trump without coming across as a lightning rod or attention-seeking idiot like MTG or Boebert.

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I’m also thinking it’s rather likely to be Stefanik. Another plus: she represents a border district, the number one hot-button issue the whole party will be flogging (no, not _that_ border, but stilll…)

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> [@Jihi](#):
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> People like Rubio and Cruz are Republicans from before Trump won in 2016. Maybe not them specifically, but any Republican that might be able to conceive of a Republican Party that might exist post trump, have to know that tieing themselves to him as a VP right now is going to be poison in the long run.

And Cruz would be giving up a lot to be Trump’s VP.

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> [@JKellyMap](#):
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> I’m also thinking it’s rather likely to be Stefanik.

I wonder if the less Trump, and Trumpworld leakers, say about a top tier possibility like Stefanic, the more likely it becomes. Then the pick will sound, to low info voters, a bit surprising, or even bold, when it actually was a safe choice.

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True. There will be comparisons to Sarah Palin — even how the Adirondacks are the Alaska of New York State.

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> And Cruz would be giving up a lot to be Trump’s VP.

Ted Cruz’ sole ambition since he was in high school has been to become President. He doesn’t give a shit about his Senate seat except as a stepping stone to the White House. He would also, under Texas law, be able to run for both reelection to the Senate and for Vice President simultaneously (you can thank LBJ for that). I don’t think it’ll be Cruz, but I have no doubt he would leap at the opportunity to be Trump’s running mate.

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