# Who will be Trump's running mate? (J. D. Vance Has Been Chosen) **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [January 22, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511 "2024-01-22T20:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/61 "2024-01-23T18:11:20Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > This may be wishful thinking on my part, because this choice will hurt him with swing voters……but Trump will not believe or acknowledge that anything he does will hurt him with his base. I don’t think it’s ONLY wishful thinking, or an absolute non-zero chance that he’ll pick Jr, but I still think it _less_ likely than the other options. I think he likes playing the spawn off against each other, and by picking one to be VP, he’d lose that selfish little joy. Second, while I agree with your evaluation of his base, with the court cases he’s dealing with, he has to grudgingly acknowledge that the swing voters in swing states ARE important. They shouldn’t be (in his world), but they are. And those are going to be among the ones that, as you correctly pointed out, are going to go “Ugh” if he picks a family member. Sure, he might still talk himself into it, but at least some of the people he listens too (and Fox News, et al) will point out that weakness (if in the most flattering terms possible). A last point on the spawn though - most of them ALSO should avoid any more microscopes on them, and their hold on the Republican eye is only as a reflection of Trump. The scandals and improprieties they are currently and historically involved in would NOT look good in the general election, and I doubt they’re as Teflon as Don. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/62 "2024-01-23T18:13:57Z")
If only he could find someone named Won. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/63 "2024-01-23T18:19:59Z")
I think Kari is too charismatic for his tastes (she was a newscaster after all, a pretty successful one before she went all MAGA) and will steal his spotlight. But I can easily see her on his cabinet if (shudder) he got reelected. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/64 "2024-01-23T19:11:14Z")
I think it’ll be Noem. Immoral, good-looking, subservient to Trump and dumb as a bag of hair. She’s perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/65 "2024-01-23T19:31:53Z")
Could be, but for a guy who cares about his image above almost all else, I don’t think having a name that sounds like “gnome” tied to the Trump brand would be acceptable. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/66 "2024-01-23T19:57:56Z")
Yeah, what would a Trump gnome look like? ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/67 "2024-01-23T20:02:58Z")
How about Alina Habba, as a reward for her sycophancy? ---
**Author:** ![MulderMuffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldermuffin/32/2862_2.png) [@MulderMuffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MulderMuffin)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/68 "2024-01-23T20:09:01Z")
Anyone checking the website name registrations? Has trump-lake2024 been reserved recently? You’d think they’d want to lock down whatever combination they’ve chosen before, oh, i don’t know, someone else snags it and posts a list of all his lies and threats and gaffes. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/69 "2024-01-23T20:15:14Z")
Only because you asked. [![](https://bigmouthinc.com/cdn/shop/files/BMGA-0030_BigMouth-Inc_Trump-Gnome-Prod1_1600x1600_WHITE_BG_JPG.jpg?v=1696451878&width=800) ](https://bigmouthinc.com/cdn/shop/files/BMGA-0030_BigMouth-Inc_Trump-Gnome-Prod1_1600x1600_WHITE_BG_JPG.jpg?v=1696451878&width=800) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/70 "2024-01-23T20:15:47Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > I think it’ll be Noem. Immoral, good-looking, subservient to Trump and dumb as a bag of hair. That’s a great call I think. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/71 "2024-01-23T20:53:11Z")
> [@Dinsdale](#): > > How about Alina Habba, as a reward for her sycophancy? No, he’s more likely to pick her for Attorney-General or the next SCOTUS vacancy. Unlike of course he uses her as a scape goat for losing his court cases. ---
**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/72 "2024-01-23T21:03:29Z")
Regardless of who Trump ultimately chooses, the one thing we can all look forward to is the vicious public backbiting as the candidates try to impress Trump by mercilessly shiving each other on _Fox and Friends_. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/73 "2024-01-23T21:12:57Z")
Yes, that’s what Trump lives for - he’ll just sit back with an O-face while they try to out-crazy and out-sycophant one another. He’s gonna love that - which is why he hasn’t said who he will pick, because just teasing it out there will get them all in order to start the butt-snorkeling. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/74 "2024-01-23T21:41:26Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > I think it’ll be Noem. Immoral, good-looking, subservient to Trump and dumb as a bag of hair. She’s perfect. All true, but someone in the Republican ecosystem doesn’t like her and keeps trying to dirty her up. From a hard MAGA website in Sept 2021 > **[Kristi Noem Shows Why Republicans Can’t Have Nice Things](https://amgreatness.com/2021/09/28/kristi-noem-shows-why-republicans-cant-have-nice-things/)** > > Multiple sources have informed American Greatness that South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem is having an extramarital affair with adviser Corey Lewandowski, who previously served as a campaign manager… This report came out - coincidentally or not - at the same time that Lewandowski was [accused](https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2021/09/corey-lewandowski-accused-of-harrasment-by-trump-donor.html) of sexually assaulting the wife of a donor a at a campaign event. Noem was also present at that event. Fun Fact - In order to find that link, I had to not only google “Corey Lewandowski sexual assault” but I had to include the victim’s name. Otherwise, I just got stories about all the other sexual assaults he committed. Then the rumor resurfaced last September with a Daily Mail article > **[Inside married SD gov Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski's affair](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12509093/Kristin-Noem-Corey-Lewandowski-secret-affair.html)** > > A DailyMail.com investigation has uncovered evidence of the couple's affair: Trips that mixed business with pleasure, flights on donors' planes, luxury resort stays. > **[Governor Kristi Noem, “God-Fearing” Family Woman, and Corey Lewandowski,...](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/09/governor-kristi-noem-god-fearing-family-woman-and-corey-lewandowski-trump-creep-reportedly-had-yearslong-affair)** > > It’s always the ones who insist that marriage is “a special, God-given union between one man and one woman” that forget how to count. I’m not speaking to the truth of the accusation, only to the fact that the story was pushed out by conservative outlets, so someone doesn’t like her. OTOH, one could make the argument that screwing Corey Lewandowski is practically a requirement for a full-fledged MAGA woman. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/75 "2024-01-24T00:27:47Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > If only he could find someone named Won. The odds of him picking somebody named Juan are pretty low. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/76 "2024-01-24T00:47:58Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > I will toss in there Sarah Huckabee-Sanders as a possibility. If we’re talking well-known daughters of politicians, how about Liz Cheney? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/77 "2024-01-24T00:57:01Z")
> [@alphaboi867](#): > > > [@Dinsdale](#): > > > > How about Alina Habba, as a reward for her sycophancy? > > No, he’s more likely to pick her for Attorney-General or the next SCOTUS vacancy. Unlike of course he uses her as a scape goat for losing his court cases. Not even Trump would do that. You might not like his choices for SCOTUS but they came from the usual places. Habba would probably get a resume padding job in the DOJ but not at the top. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/78 "2024-01-24T03:53:38Z")
> [@snowthx](#): > > butt-snorkeling. Goddammit! I laughed so hard I hurt myself! Asshole! ---
**Author:** ![Cugel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cugel/32/1199_2.png) [@Cugel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cugel)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/79 "2024-01-24T06:17:37Z")
My local betting agency has Stefanik at $5, someone called Kristi Noem at $6.50. Lake is $26 ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2024, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/80 "2024-01-24T10:31:11Z")
Trump’s a showman. I expect him to choose his VP by shouting “(Whoever!) You’re hired!” His circus will keep rolling, and the poor animals will suffer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511.md?page=5)