# Who will be Trump's running mate? (J. D. Vance Has Been Chosen)

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [January 22, 2024, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511 "2024-01-22T20:48:45Z")\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
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Getting back to JD and his Swiftboating of Walz, I came across this on Xitter when pursuing the “Trump is done” hashmark. It’s likely fake, since I didn’t find it on the US Marine Corps’ official website, but if it makes a dent in the phony “stolen valor” crap, even a little, that’s fine by me.

> <https://x.com/Mompreneur_of_3/status/1822096454841692388/photo/1>

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> It’s likely fake, since I didn’t find it on the US Marine Corps’ official website

Well, it looks more to me like someone opining on Vance and the Honor Code, and who used a Marines logo. I don’t think that whoever created it necessarily set out to make it look like it was an official statement from the USMC.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
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If you look at the tiny type under the caption it claims to be from the official USMC website.

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The logo and the first paragraph probably are from the USMC site. It’s just boilerplate.

The second paragraph is commentary from the author. There is no way a branch of the military would get involved like that.

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/1246 "2024-08-10T20:02:40Z")

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Yes, I agree.

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/1247 "2024-08-10T20:53:48Z")

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On the lighter side, Vance has quit Magic:The Gathering (a card game). I wouldn’t want him to have the same hobby as me, and he also doesn’t get LOTR either apparently.

> **[Opinion | JD Vance is a bad nerd](https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/jd-vance-nerd-magic-gathering-rcna165881)**
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> The GOP vice presidential nominee says he’s ditched “Magic: The Gathering.” But it’s not liking the card game or “The Lord of the Rings” that makes him weird.

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/1248 "2024-08-10T23:08:42Z")

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Is there a chance trump chose him to try to make himself look good in comparison?  
A lot could be made of the fact that trump’s inner circle was a notorious pack of unrepentant criminals. He pardoned assholes whose convictions were the opposite of a miscarriage of justice.

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/1249 "2024-08-10T23:12:16Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> On the lighter side, Vance has quit Magic:The Gathering (a card game). I wouldn’t want him to have the same hobby as me, and he also doesn’t get LOTR either apparently.

Somehow, I picture young JD’s favorite M:tG deck being a black/red “All Hot Babe Art.”

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**Post date:** [August 10, 2024, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/1250 "2024-08-10T23:34:06Z")

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I was confused by Majorie Taylor Green deck. I’m good now.

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**Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/1251 "2024-08-11T00:08:40Z")

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> [@Wolf333](#):
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> Majorie Taylor Green deck

That being: the deck that is far from full, of course.

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**Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/1252 "2024-08-11T02:16:06Z")

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Is there a chance trump chose him to try to make himself look good in comparison?

Well, trump isnt going to pick anyone whose star will shine brighter, or who would eclipse him

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**Post date:** [August 11, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-be-trumps-running-mate-j-d-vance-has-been-chosen/996511/1253 "2024-08-11T21:10:45Z")

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CNN: How do you respond to Democrats calling you weird?  
Vance: TIM WALZ DOESN’T LOVE HIS WIFE

> **['I don't even understand that': J.D. Vance shocks CNN host with 'weird' answer](https://www.rawstory.com/cnn-jd-vance-weird/)**
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> CNN host Dana Bash pressed Republican vice presidential nominee J.D. Vance after he suggested Democratic vice presidential candidate Tim Walz did not have affection for his wife.
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> During a Sunday CNN interview, Bash noted that GOP nominee Donald...

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In short, “no u”

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Vance: How dare this guy attack my wife!

Me: You lie down with Trump, you wake up with white supremacists.

I mean, I’d be angry too, and his wife doesn’t deserve this crap, but c’mon, guy.

> **['Total loser': J.D. Vance fumes after Trump's white supremacist pal attacks...](https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-nick-fuentes/)**
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> Republican vice presidential nominee J.D. Vance refused to say that former President Donald Trump disavowed a white supremacist acquaintance who has reportedly made racist comments about his wife, Usha.
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> In an interview that aired Sunday on CBS,...

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> Is there a chance trump chose him to try to make himself look good in comparison?

As DrDeth said, Trump chose according to who wouldn’t steal the spotlight. Of course that didn’t quite work out, did it?

But if Trump had truly wanted someone who would be so loathed and despised that he, Trump, would look good by comparison—well, he did a fairly decent job of that with the Vance pick. But there were other options even more loathed and despised than Vance: the Pharma Bro, the cop convicted of murdering George Floyd, Armie Hammer…the list goes on.

So it’s likely that Trump thought Vance would be a deferential little mini-me for him—not the headline maker that he turned out to be.

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A photo of Vance in drag back when he was in law school at Yale has been leaked.

> **[JD Vance’s Campaign Won’t Deny That’s Him in Viral Drag Photo](https://www.thedailybeast.com/jd-vances-campaign-wont-deny-thats-him-in-viral-drag-photo)**
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> The GOP’s vice presidential pick is a vocal critic of gender affirming care for minors and once opposed federal protections for gay and interracial marriages.

Vance has not denied the authenticity of the photo.

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He’s no Rudy Giuliani.

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It’s a toss up between him and Rudy, but he’s got nothing on George Santos.

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At least George looked good.

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> [@FlikTheBlue](#):
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> A photo of Vance in drag back when he was in law school at Yale has been leaked.

Part of what makes Vance “weird” is that a real politician should have no problem handling this. “Oh, yeah, that was the party at Luke’s house. We were college kids joking around, thanks for the memory!” But he’s probably terrified of Trump seeing him in a dress.

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