# Who will mod Kim Jong Un? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [April 1, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489 "2013-04-01T02:56:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/1 "2013-04-01T02:56:15Z")
I saw this marvelous headline on Yahoo today: [North Korea Has Issued Its Ultimate Definite Last Totally ‘Final Warning’](http://news.yahoo.com/north-korea-issued-ultimate-definite-last-totally-final-022720835.html) For purposes of this thread, never mind discussing the article itself. (There are plenty of threads in other forums for that of course.) I just thought it’s a great headline. The ATMB-worthy issue is this: This guy needs some moderator attention. Can we all at least agree on that? So I was wondering: Which of the SDMB moderators (past or present) do y’all think is best suited to issue Stupendous Leader the **Moderator Warning** he so richly needs? Any why? Should he be insta-bamminated yet? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/2 "2013-04-01T03:00:18Z")
He’s a protected species man. It’s just the **Kim Show** like always. He must have photos of the mods. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/3 "2013-04-01T03:09:13Z")
No he doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/4 "2013-04-01T03:30:16Z")
Gotta be **Manhattan** , since he _is_ the fucking hall monitor. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/5 "2013-04-01T03:56:23Z")
Fortunately, none of our current posters have nukes. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/6 "2013-04-01T04:20:00Z")
That we know of. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/7 "2013-04-01T04:40:14Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > That we know of. As if an Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Moderator _needs_ a nuke. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/8 "2013-04-01T05:21:53Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Fortunately, none of our current posters have nukes. I believe that qualifies as a suspiciously specific denial. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/9 "2013-04-01T05:28:28Z")
I have full faith in the ability of the moderators of this excellent board to subdue this international threat. Using sanctions and warnings, of course. But, then again, I am probably an agent of shape-shifting alien lizard people. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/10 "2013-04-01T05:49:51Z")
Don’t the wargames end in a day or two anyway? Now that he’s issued his “final warning” on the day before they’re scheduled to end, once they do end he can proclaim to the masses that the imperialists have once again been cowed into submission by the Great Leader. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/11 "2013-04-01T06:10:36Z")
How prolific has Mr. Kim been on these boards in the past? How many (known) socks has he had? Did he experiment with lots of personnas, or was he all troll all the way down? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/12 "2013-04-01T15:08:00Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I believe that qualifies as a suspiciously specific denial. I suspect a few of them of huffing nerve gas, however. ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-mod-kim-jong-un/654489/13 "2013-04-01T16:32:09Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Fortunately, none of our current posters have nukes. _Now_ we know why YouTube video guy was really banned.