# Who will win Wimbledon?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 25, 2002, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846 "2002-06-25T07:17:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![longjohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@longjohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/longjohn)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/21 "2002-07-01T12:25:05Z")

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I think the Universe ends, or something, if a Brit wins Wimbledon.

Luckily Rusedski’s actually Canadian…

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**Author:** ![fisico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cab0a1/32.png) [@fisico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisico)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/22 "2002-07-01T16:23:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by longjohn \*  
> \*\*I think the Universe ends, or something, if a Brit wins Wimbledon.
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> Luckily Rusedski’s actually Canadian… \*\*

As long as Tim is playing Greg will be Canadian, by winning Wimbledon he’ll do become a true Brit, just like Pierce became French after winning RG.

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**Author:** ![Burnt\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee59a6/32.png) [@Burnt\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Sugar)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/23 "2002-07-02T03:48:17Z")

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Hewitt or Philippoussis will win…

Not that I’m biased… 😃

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/24 "2002-07-02T21:41:57Z")

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I’m going with Serena Williams as well. And now that Pat Rafter has retired I don’t give a hoot who wins the men’s division.

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**Author:** ![fisico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cab0a1/32.png) [@fisico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fisico)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2002, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/25 "2002-07-04T20:39:27Z")

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Both Dutchmen out in the same round, on same day and same court.

Schalken played his best tennis ever. Richard Krajicek had a great comeback and will be in shape for the US Open.

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**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/26 "2002-07-05T19:17:23Z")

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Poor Tim, always a bridesmaid ☹

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2002, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/27 "2002-07-05T21:50:43Z")

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Damn, someone beat me to the blancmange joke. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/28 "2002-07-06T00:48:21Z")

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What’s a blancmange?

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**Author:** ![The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9fc348/32.png) [@The\_Flying\_Dutchman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Flying_Dutchman)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/29 "2002-07-06T03:48:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ianzin \*  
> Women’s: all I care about is seeing as much as possible of the awesome, strong, athletic, disciplined, graceful, talented and crazy-hair-beautiful **Serena Williams** strut her magic stuff. So here’s hoping she at least makes the final, even if her sister lifts the silverware. \*\*

Agreed

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**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/30 "2002-07-06T19:11:25Z")

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If David Nalbandian actually wins this thing tomorrow, consider the Post-Sampras Absolute Friggin Chaos In Men’s Tennis Era to be _on,_ baby.

Most likely, Hewitt romps over an overmatched and exhausted Nalbandian and solidifies his status as the next big thing.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2002, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-will-win-wimbledon/115846/31 "2002-07-07T17:55:48Z")

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I found out the other day that changes to your sig line are retroactive. So, if I’d change my sig now to say that Serena will beat Venus in the final at Wimbledon, some of my older posts would make me look precognitive.

–Nott, who has never played tennis

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