# Who wins? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 5, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wins/790537 "2017-07-05T13:06:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TheSundial](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6f9a4e/32.png) [@TheSundial](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheSundial)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wins/790537/1 "2017-07-05T13:06:05Z")
These three men fight to the death in a five-star Manhattan hotel. All weapons allowed. No using any weapons from the exterior of the hotel including sniper rifles. James Bond (1995 Pierce Brosnan Bond) vs. Hitman [![](https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/hitman/images/3/3c/Hitman_Codename_47_cover.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090529155224) ](https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/hitman/images/3/3c/Hitman_Codename_47_cover.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090529155224) The art from the original game is what he would look like. vs. Léon: The Professional (1994 Jean Reno) Who wins? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wins/790537/2 "2017-07-05T13:30:51Z")
Leon is the only one who’s known to be willing to sacrifice himself to ensure mission completion. He fights long enough to realize that he’s outclassed, and then suicide-bombs all three. ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wins/790537/3 "2017-07-05T13:48:31Z")
Bond is an excellent opportunistic fighter. Whatever is in the hotel room is a weapon for him - and that’s aside from his own skill at fighting. And, he seems to be able to talk his way out of any deadly situation as well. I would never bet against 007. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wins/790537/4 "2017-07-05T13:53:09Z")
Should have made it Daniel Craig’s Bond. He would likely win. I also pick Leon. ---
**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wins/790537/5 "2017-07-05T14:09:33Z")
Agent 47 would infiltrate the hotel as a guest, a bellhop, a maid, whichever is most convenient and efficient. He’d swiftly and silently assassinate the other two. No one would even know he was there. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wins/790537/6 "2017-07-05T14:11:58Z")
Batman leaves them all tied up for the police. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2017, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-wins/790537/7 "2017-07-05T15:14:01Z")
> [@Mahaloth](#): > > Should have made it Daniel Craig’s Bond. He would likely win. > > I also pick Leon. Or George Lazenby Bond…he was in the Aussie special forces.