# Who would be on your laminated list?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 15, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475 "2004-06-15T14:46:43Z")
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### Author:  [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/1 "2004-06-15T14:46:43Z")
For me it would have to be:
1. Scott Rolen (3rd base for St. Louis Cards)
2.Dwayne Johnson (A.k.A. The Rock)
3.Jesse James (TDC-_Monster Garage_)
4.Vin Diesel (As **Riddick** from “_Pitch Black_”)
5.John Travolta (No matter what…He’s sexy…Yaaaa Baby!)
So, if you could have a laminated list of 5 celebrities, that you could sleep with and not have to suffer any consequences, they were gimmies so to speak, who would it be?
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/2 "2004-06-15T14:57:15Z")
> [@store-clerk-slacker](#):
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> For me it would have to be:
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> **1. Scott Rolen (3rd base for St. Louis Cards)**
If we run into him at the game today, please refrain from giving him a hummer right there on the field.
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### Author:  [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/3 "2004-06-15T15:04:08Z")
I will do my best to refrain! Of course I can make no promises. 😃
So am I limited to just 5? Or can I add some more?
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### Author:  [@jeevwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevwoman)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/4 "2004-06-15T15:11:10Z")
Actually, there is no need for a list. **jeevmon** and I have an understanding that any A list celebrity is ok (because, seriously, why miss an opportunity simply because they weren’t on your list?). B list celebs would take some asking, depending on the person. And anyone on a reality show is automatic reason for divorce.
But if I had to do a list:
**Johnny Depp**
**Jude Law
Vince Vaughn**
and after that? I’d be so exhausted that I don’t think I’d care. Maybe \*\*Jesse L. Martin \*\* from _Law & Order_. And a player to be named later.
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### Author:  [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/5 "2004-06-15T16:08:05Z")
hm…makes me stop and think. Do they all have to be current celebs or can I time travel a small bit?
If they all have to be current - [and I assume their marital status and mine don’t matter=)] in no particular order -
Arnold Vosloo - I love big teddybear men, and something about the way he moves intrigues me
Rufus Sewell - I love his voice, and he was quite the bad boy in Knights Tale
James Purfew - same as Rufus Sewell
Tommy Lee Jones - see Arnold Vosloo =)
unknown german actor - was watching a movie in Germany back in Feb when I was there, no clue what the movie was or who the actor was, but he was a hunk=) blond hair, ice blue eyes, great smile…/drool
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### Author:  [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/6 "2004-06-15T16:10:01Z")
> [@Crunchy Frog](#):
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> If we run into him at the game today, please refrain from giving him a hummer right there on the field.
He’d still have more range at 3rd base than 90% of baseball in that situation. He’s THAT good.
😃
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### Author:  [@store-clerk-slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/store-clerk-slacker)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/7 "2004-06-15T16:48:27Z")
> [@jeevwoman](#):
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> .
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> But if I had to do a list:
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> **Johnny Depp**
**Johnny Depp**!! Dammitt!! I forgot him!! D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! :smack:
_looks at list trying to decide who to cut…ahhh…flips list over…look!! Another side!! 😃_
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### Author:  [@jeevwoman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeevwoman)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/8 "2004-06-15T16:57:21Z")
> [@store-clerk-slacker](#):
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> **Johnny Depp**!! Dammitt!! I forgot him!! D’oh! D’oh! D’oh! :smack:
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> _looks at list trying to decide who to cut…ahhh…flips list over…look!! Another side!! 😃_
Now, see, that is the problem with lamination. If you are going to do a list, at least write it in pencil.
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/9 "2004-06-15T17:08:02Z")
> [@jeevwoman](#):
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> Now, see, that is the problem with lamination. If you are going to do a list, at least write it in pencil.
Or just use a couple blank lines for the last two, and then write them in with dry-erase markers.
Let’s see; we haven’t heard from any guys yet, so far as I can tell…
Gina Torres
Morena Baccarin
Jewel Staite (yes, I’ve been watching the _Firefly_ DVDs; why do you ask?)
Michelle Forbes
Blankety-blank blank…
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### Author:  [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/10 "2004-06-15T17:43:18Z")
If only it was possible…
1. Antonio Banderas. good lord he looked hot in Desperado
2. Orlando Bloom. In Legolas gear
3. Johnny Depp. In Pirate gear
4. Jared Leto. Mah God he has a beautiful face
5. Hugh Jackman. Oooooooo. I dunno, I might have to bump him up the list.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/11 "2004-06-15T18:11:01Z")
[Uma Thurman](http://www.uma-thurman.net/gallery/latest/killbillprem15.jpg)
Cindy Crawford
[Patricia Heaton](http://www.patriciaheatononline.com/main.html)
Hmmm. I can only think of three… I must be ill.
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### Author:  [@NotWithoutRage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NotWithoutRage)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/12 "2004-06-15T18:14:31Z")
Oh, good lord…
Matthew Perry
Robin Williams
Helen Hunt
Debra Messing
Hugh Jackman
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### Author:  [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/13 "2004-06-15T18:33:06Z")
I’ve had the same people on my list for years. No takers so far. 😃
- [Joaquin Phoenix](http://www.joaquin-phoenix.net/pics/screen/quills103.jpg) (so I’m a cradle-robber; sue me)
- [Satinder Bindra](http://www.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/bindra.satinder.html) (CNN reporter from India. Who says I watch too much news?)
- Tom Cruise (hey, I said the list was old)
- Antonio Bandaras
- Andy Garcia
I thinks I got me a thing for Latin lover types. My penciled-in guy would be Johnny Depp. In pirate gear? Oh yeth.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/14 "2004-06-15T18:40:13Z")
Thanks **Ellen** … I forgot about news gals…
1. Deborah Norville
2. That nice, young brunette gal from Entertainment Tonight
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### Author:  [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/15 "2004-06-15T18:55:00Z")
> [@store-clerk-slacker](#):
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> 3.Jesse James
Mmmm, [Jesse James](http://findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=539&pt=Jesse%20Woodson%20James) _was_ hot!
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### Author:  [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/16 "2004-06-15T19:09:23Z")
Colin Firth
Alan Rickman
Antonio Banderas
Ewan McGregor
George Clooney
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### Author:  [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/17 "2004-06-15T19:37:02Z")
**Kiera Knightley
Alanis Morissette (pre-haircut)
Amy Smart
Alyson Hannigan
Amy Lee (from Evanescence)**
There are a lot of ‘A’ names in that list. Hmmmmm… :dubious:
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### Author:  [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/18 "2004-06-15T19:51:10Z")
Luckily, I came off to watch a little TV and on came _Tru Calling_
Ooooohhhhhhhh, Eliza Dushku. How could I forget you?
New list:
**Eliza Dushku
Alyson Hannigan
Keira Knightley
Alanis Morissette
Amy Smart**
Yup, I feel better now somehow…
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### Author:  [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/19 "2004-06-15T19:51:43Z")
Linsday Lohan
Linsday Lohan
Linsday Lohan
Linsday Lohan
Linsday Lohan
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### Author:  [@RainGrowsBrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RainGrowsBrite)
#### Post date: [June 15, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/20 "2004-06-15T19:58:09Z")
This isnt in any order…
**Angelina Jolie
Heath Ledger
Josh Hartnet**
**Vince Vaughn** (especially in Swingers…mmmm…)
\*\*Bruce Willis \*\*
and of course I need alternates…
Johnny Depp (pirate gear or nay)
Jack Black (I dont know… I love him, I would marry him in a second)
Tom Seleck (c’mon ladies, that man is STILL hot!!!)
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