# Who would be on your laminated list? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 15, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475 "2004-06-15T14:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/21 "2004-06-15T20:26:41Z")
Jaime Pressly Paris Hilton Jennifer Dempster Joy Behrman Shania Twain ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/22 "2004-06-16T14:30:01Z")
Ok, my turn now: 1. Charlize Theron 2. Kiera Knightly 3. Amanda Detmer 4. Michelle Pfeiffer 5. Milla Jovovich And if **slacker** is going to start adding names to the back side of the list, then I’m gonna reserve a spot on the back side of _my_ list for… ummmm… that chick over there. Lemme just find out her name so I can pencil it in here… ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/23 "2004-06-16T17:05:21Z")
Salma Hayek Elizabeth Hurley Claire Forlani Gina Gershon Eva Mendes MMMMmmm, brunettes! ---
**Author:** ![Aries28](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Aries28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aries28)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/24 "2004-06-16T17:19:00Z")
1. Christian Kane (or as I call him, “My Future Third Husband” 2. Pierce Brosnon 3. Viggo Mortensen 4. Colin Farrell 5. Brad Pitt (And I don’t even like Brad Pitt but as seen in Troy…RAWR!) ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/25 "2004-06-17T01:07:37Z")
Ah, finally a topic on which I’m an expert: imaginary sex. Well, my standby list from the past few years has been: 1. Tina Fey 2. Rachel Harris (from “Best Week Ever”) 3. Michelle Yeoh 4. Maura Tierney 5. Kim Deal (circa _Last Splash_) With alternates Alyson Hannigan, Eliza Dushku, Rachael Ray, and Beyonce Knowles. They’re all stunning women, their beauty exceeded only by the unlikelihood of their ever sleeping with me. Recent developments have meant that I have to throw that list out and resort to my super-secret private list. I haven’t made much progress though, because I can’t get past 1. Colin Farrell before I get distracted with thoughts other than list-making. I dunno, maybe I need to borrow one of you ladies’ lists? Antonio Banderas, maybe? Hugh Jackman? I would’ve said Ewan MacGregor until I saw _The Pillow Book_. Help a brother out, here. > [@emekthian](#): > > Linsday Lohan > Linsday Lohan > Linsday Lohan > Linsday Lohan > Linsday Lohan Just keep repeating it to yourself until she comes of age. ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_Ann\_Thrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@Ms\_Ann\_Thrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms_Ann_Thrope)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/26 "2004-06-17T01:12:06Z")
my list for the past 5 years or so… _sigh_ 1 Jeremy Irons 2 John Malkovich 3 David Byrne 4 Samuel Ramey 5 Yo-Yo Ma ---
**Author:** ![Sami41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c57346/32.png) [@Sami41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sami41)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/27 "2004-06-17T01:17:03Z")
**Mark Grace** (former 1st baseman for the Cubs and D’backs)(and my future husband\*) **Kyle Farnsworth** (relief pitcher for the Cubs) **Mike Piazza** (Catcher for the Mets) **Val Kilmer** **Dave Matthews** \*When I marry Mark Grace, the list will become null and void. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/28 "2004-06-17T01:19:48Z")
> [@SolGrundy](#): > > Just keep repeating it to yourself until she comes of age. nice double entendre, there 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/29 "2004-06-17T01:25:13Z")
**George Clooney** **Orlando Bloom** **Angelina Jolie** **Viggo Mortensen** **Johnny Depp** ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/30 "2004-06-17T02:47:32Z")
**Matthew McConaughey Johnny Depp Brandon Fraser Dean Cain Tom Hollander** Can I go to 10? **James Purefoy Hugo Weaving Peter Paige Paul Newman** (even at his current age; but especially in Cool Hand Luke era) (which brings us to **Robert Redford** ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/31 "2004-06-17T02:49:04Z")
Damn. I left off **Denzel Washington**. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/32 "2004-06-17T03:11:55Z")
Johnny Depp (from Blow) Johnny Depp (from PotC) Johnny Depp (as Johnny Depp, just to see what he’s **really** like) TBD TBD ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/33 "2004-06-17T03:13:18Z")
Umm… Johnny Depp from Blow **before** he was a fat, old man. He looked hot struting through the airport terminal in that white suit. :drool: ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/34 "2004-06-17T05:20:35Z")
Easy as pie, babycakes! 1. **Christian “he’s my number one, wet dream celebrity male” Bale** - (in American Psycho… you get to see his perfect, sculpted ass in the shower and it’s NO butt double!!! ::sigh:: but -teehee- he is sexy in most of his films. Talk about yummy! NO, not his child roles, you perv!) 2. **Viggo Mortenson** - (serve me up some Viggo Aragorn-style, with a sexy side of Legolas! Viggo was also a steamy hunk in _A Walk on the Moon_) 3. **Johnny Dep** - (I like him with longer hair and damn, was he a saucy pirate! Ahoy, matey! He can plunder my treasure any ol’ time! I’ll shiver his timber 😃 ) 4. **Eric Banal** - (He looked delicious in _Troy_. He looks great with long hair!) 5. **TBA** but really… if I may, I’ll put my SO’s name in this slot because he’s a hot, super-sexy fella to me! He’s so fine and he lasts all night. ::purr:: and yes, I can have sex with him without consequences. Really, I can. He said so. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/35 "2004-06-17T05:22:16Z")
Oops! **Eric Bana** , I meant. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/36 "2004-06-17T05:47:09Z")
> [@SanguineSpider](#): > > Oops! > > **Eric Bana** , I meant. You were right the first time. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/37 "2004-06-17T06:32:14Z")
Freebies, hmmm… 1. Michelle Trachtenberg 2. Alyson Hannigan 3. Jewel Staite (Yeah, I know. I’m Joss Whedon’s bitch. But the man casts some seriously **hot** women in his series!) 1. Chelsea Clinton (just because) 2. Annie Haslam (lead singer for the art-rock _group Renaissance_, whom I’ve had a serious crush on since 1976.) ---
**Author:** ![Granuaile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecccb3/32.png) [@Granuaile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Granuaile)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/38 "2004-06-17T06:49:18Z")
_ **Only** _ five? [Fangirl] 1. [Jeremy Irons](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/jeremy_irons2.bmp) Those eyes, that voice, that _guh_ 2. [Jonathan Rhys Meyers](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/premiere-japan.bmp) Just so effing hot 3. [Andrea Casiraghi](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/andreamonaco2003-64a.bmp) He’s not only a prince, he’s a hottie 4. [James Nesbitt](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/3c025678.bmp) I would love to go drinking with him and listen to that accent 5. [Hugh Grant](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/hugh_grant.bmp) Has been on this list almost as long as Jeremy, so for sentimental reasons And the B side, in case of injury or exhaustion 😉 [John Lynch](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/john_lynch.bmp) [Jamie Carragher](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/jamie_carragher.bmp) [Donal Logue](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/donallogue.bmp) [Henry Rollins](http://img13.photobucket.com/albums/v37/slaney/rollins.bmp) [/Fangirl] ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/39 "2004-06-17T08:15:00Z")
1. Nicole de Boer 2. Linda Park 3. Tiffani Thiessen 4. Michelle Branch 5. Penelope Cruz ---
**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475/40 "2004-06-17T10:43:53Z")
Five is tough. And the list morphs rapidly. But at least there is a lot of cross-over between my husbands’ list and mine so we could share 🙂 Alyson Hannigan Anthony Stewart Head (there’s the Joss Whedon selections out of the way) Monica Bellucci Johnny Depp Viggo Mortensen [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/250475.md?page=3)