# Who would be on your "laminated list?"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 6, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430 "2008-07-06T04:38:07Z")
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### Author:  [@SSG\_Schwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SSG_Schwartz)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/1 "2008-07-06T04:38:07Z")
Remember the Friends episode, “The One with Frank Jr.” where Ross has a list of celebs that he wants the ability to have guilt free sex with even if he was in a relationship? What would your 5 be?
1). Jennifer Aniston–Og, I have had a fantasy about her for over a decade. If I met her, I could not be responsible for my actions.
2). Helen Hunt–Started looking at her in _Mad About You_, then when I saw whatever movie she did a sex scene in, I went over the top for her.
3). Hi, Opal–How you doin’?
4). Eva Mendez–Training Day is the best work of cinematography I have ever seen thanks to her scene near the end.
5). Jessica Simpson–She’s hot, blonde, and dumb. What a great combination.
Anyone else got a list?
SSG Schwartz
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### Author:  [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/2 "2008-07-06T05:18:10Z")
Female here.
1 [Alex Rodriguez](http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/alex-rodriguez/pictures/alex-rodriguez-picture-1.jpg)
2 [David Beckham](http://www.sitv.com/blogs/whatshot/wp-content/uploads/david-beckham.jpg)
3 [Jason Lewis](http://www.poppublicist.com/images/2008/04/17/jason_lewis.jpg)
4 [Leonardo DiCaprio](http://www.morethings.com/pictures/pretty-boy-leonardo-dicaprio.jpg)
5 [Robbie Williams](http://picturesofhotties.info/d/336-2/robbie1-758015.jpeg)
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### Author:  [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/3 "2008-07-06T05:20:57Z")
1. Alyson Hannigan (I can’t believe she’s 34. Also, to quote The Onion “FCC Okays Nudity On TV If It’s Alyson Hannigan”.)
2. Jenna Fischer (Damn…1974 was a good year.)
3. Scarlett Johansson (Ever since Ghost World, I’ve had a crush on her.)
4. Natalie Portman (Beauty and brains…what a combo.)
5. Alexis Bledel (Sin City…goddamn)
Bonus (if I had a time machine): Tara Reid circa 1998-2000.
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### Author:  [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/4 "2008-07-06T05:21:26Z")
Well first on my list would be the most attractive woman I’ve ever known.
1. My wife
Of course beauty isn’t all there is, I would have to consider intelligence as well so…
1. My wife
Also, being the most kind person I know I’d have to give #3 to…
1. My wife
To fill out the rest of my list I would have to say…
1. My wife
2. My wife
And that is really how it would have to go.
1. Winnona Ryder 2)Selma Hayek 3) Ziyi Zhang 4)Jennifer Love Hewitt, Natalie Portman sandwich 5)Billie Piper
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/5 "2008-07-06T07:05:05Z")
Only five? Damn…alright, here we go:
1. Anne Hathaway. My God, the woman is gorgeous, and only a day older than me! We’ll have so much to talk about!
2. Jennifer Connolly. Damn, have you seen the curves on this woman?
3. Jessica Alba. It’s a crime against humanity that she played a stripper in a movie and didn’t actually _strip_, but I figure she’s just saving it up to give me a private showing.
4. Megan Fox. If you saw _Transformers_, you know why.
5. I’m torn between Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly…I guess I’ll go with Natalie because she seems to have better acting chops.
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### Author:  [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/6 "2008-07-06T07:24:37Z")
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Sarah Silverman
3. Margaret Cho
(Don’t think either of those two are funny, but I’d fuck them.)
1. [Harriet Wheeler](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Wheeler) from The Sundays.
2. Kirsten Dunst (people often say she’s ugly, but I obviously don’t agree.)
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### Author:  [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/7 "2008-07-06T11:06:03Z")
1. Viggo Mortensen
2. Sean Bean
3. Gerard Butler
4. Daniel Craig
5. David Beckham
Or any combination thereof.
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### Author:  [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/8 "2008-07-06T11:47:42Z")
1. Matthew Fox
2. Pat Rafter (who looks a lot like #1, IMO)
3. Marat Safin
4. Steve Perry
5. Bjorn Borg
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### Author:  [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/9 "2008-07-06T12:28:39Z")
In no particular order:
-Ewan McGregor
-Viggo Mortensen
-Christian Bale
-Liam Neeson
-Keith Olbermann
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### Author:  [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/10 "2008-07-06T12:43:28Z")
[QUOTE=Sleeps With Butterflies]
5 [Robbie Williams](http://picturesofhotties.info/d/336-2/robbie1-758015.jpeg)
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Whoa. I read that as _ **Robin Williams** _.
Sings: " one of these things is not like the others"
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### Author:  [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/11 "2008-07-06T12:45:53Z")
No numbering, because I’m not sure how they’d rank, but:
George Clooney
Daniel Craig
Ewan McGregor
David Byrne
Sean Bean
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### Author:  [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/12 "2008-07-06T13:16:33Z")
Charlie Sheen
[Rod Brind’Amour](http://www.hhof.com/html/exSCJ06_07.shtml) Scroll down to the second picture on the page. Yowza!
Matthew Broderick
Matt Damon
Johnny Depp
Angelina Jolie has to get a mention on here too.
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### Author:  [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/13 "2008-07-06T13:26:39Z")
1. Viggo Mortensen: the ultimate Renaissance man
2. Kevin Spacey: good looks and intelligence
3. Hugh Laurie: all he’d have to do is spout Houseisms at me
4. Jon Stewart: yummmmm.
5. Colin Firth: he could rip my bodice anytime…
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### Author:  [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/14 "2008-07-06T14:59:03Z")
Anne Hathaway
Jennifer Connelly
Mary McDonnell (if she was 30 years younger)
Anne Bancroft (if she was alive and 50 years younger)
Hedy Lamarr (if she was alive and 70 years younger)
I’m rather picky about who I’m going to be getting intimate with. The above all seem like people who aren’t just any other bubblehead going by their acting skill.
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### Author:  [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/15 "2008-07-06T15:09:37Z")
[QUOTE=WarmNPrickly]
Well first on my list would be the most attractive woman I’ve ever known.
1. My wife
Of course beauty isn’t all there is, I would have to consider intelligence as well so..
1. My wife
Also, being the most kind person I know I’d have to give #3 to..
1. My wife
To fill out the rest of my list I would have to say..
1. My wife
2. My wife
And that is really how it would have to go.
[/QUOTE]
Someone’s got a cruuuuuuuush…someone’s got a cruuuuuush.
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/16 "2008-07-06T15:16:42Z")
Reon Kadena
Jessica Alba
Ziyi Zhang
Natalie Portman
Laetitia Casta
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### Author:  [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/17 "2008-07-06T15:32:18Z")
Ryan Reynolds
Blair Underwood
Alton Brown
Daniel Radcliffe
Glenn Quinn (If he were still alive)
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### Author:  [@DigitalC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DigitalC)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/18 "2008-07-06T15:41:59Z")
Scarlet Johansson
Jessica Alba
Carla Gugino
Catherine Zeta Jones
Shannon Tweed
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### Author:  [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/19 "2008-07-06T15:44:41Z")
OK, just to make it interesting… from here on out, each list has to have at least one member of the other sex than the rest (a la **Hockey Monkey** ’s entry).
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### Author:  [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)
#### Post date: [July 6, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/20 "2008-07-06T15:49:42Z")
Sean Connery.
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