# Who would be on your "laminated list?"

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**Created:** [July 6, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430 "2008-07-06T04:38:07Z")\
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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
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Angeline Jolie.

But I’m not bumping any of my men off for her.

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[QUOTE=Surly Chick]  
Angeline Jolie.

But I’m not bumping any of my men off for her.  
[/QUOTE]

Notice I didn’t either. 😉

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/23 "2008-07-06T16:15:11Z")

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No particular order

Harrison Ford, about 20 years ago.

George Clooney

Mel Gibson

Vinnie Jones

Actually I take Vinnie back, I’ll go with Viggo Mortensen instead. I’d love to hang around Vinnie, but not sure I’d want to fuck him.

As for a woman, I’d go with Catherine Zeta Jones. Interestingly enough, that would probably be on my husband’s top 5 picks. I wonder what that implies?

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Do I have to laminate it? It changes often enough I’d rather have it on a dry-erase board.

For now I’ll list the frequent flyers only and leave the momentary whims off:

Ciaran Hinds  
Brendan Fraser  
Laurence Fishburne  
Chow-Yun Fat  
Torn between Rachel Weisz and Salma Hayek. And there is the bonus of both being on my husband’s list as well, so no need for anyone to have to get lost.

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/25 "2008-07-06T18:18:27Z")

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Me too! Mine are:

1. [Cillian Murphy](http://www.atoww.com/wallpapers/2007/sunshine/awp_2_800.jpg) - those eyes!
2. [Christian Bale](http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/christianbale/christian_bale_5.jpg)- he’s also on my husband’s list, so we’d have to share
3. [Leo DiCaprio](http://www.puremovies.co.uk/LeonardoDiCaprio.jpg) he had gotten so much better as he aged. Sigh.  
4.[Catherine Zeta Jones](http://fotos.portalcab.com/albums/mulheres-lindas/portalcab_foto_catherine-zeta-jones.jpg)  
5.[Monical Bellucci](http://eyes1.busythumbs.com/users/a/ahemes/eyes1/images/11123931960Monica_Bellucci027.jpg)

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/26 "2008-07-06T18:29:53Z")

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Hmmm… I have to add a woman to the list. No one immediately springs to mind.

I have to go with Ellen Degeneres. Looks aren’t the only thing in bed.

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Anyone who would think I’d have a “list” obviously hasn’t met my wife.

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**Post date:** [July 6, 2008, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/28 "2008-07-06T18:53:13Z")

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FTR, I composed this list before I saw **BrotherCadfael** ’s post.

[Camryn Manheim](http://www.celevs.com/c/camryn-manheim/camryn-manheim1.jpg)  
[Jensen Ackles](http://images.funadvice.com/photo/image/old/25908/JensenAckles49.jpg)  
[Amber Benson](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH-E/253698~Amber-Benson-Posters.jpg)  
[Sendhil Ramamurthy](http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/heroes-ramamurthy128.jpg)  
[Amy Lee](http://www.go4celebrity.com/wallpapers/Amy-Lee/thumb/go4-Amy-Lee-009.jpg)

ETA: My list is like **Mrs. Cake** ’s, can’t laminate it because the list changes weekly. Although, Camryn is always on it.

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Alright, if I’ve got to add a guy, I’ll go with Clive Owen. Loved him in **Sin City** and **Children of Men.**

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[QUOTE=Elysium]  
Me too! Mine are:

1. [Cillian Murphy](http://www.atoww.com/wallpapers/2007/sunshine/awp_2_800.jpg) - those eyes!
2. [Christian Bale](http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebsm/christianbale/christian_bale_5.jpg)- he’s also on my husband’s list, so we’d have to share
3. [Leo DiCaprio](http://www.puremovies.co.uk/LeonardoDiCaprio.jpg) he had gotten so much better as he aged. Sigh.  
4.[Catherine Zeta Jones](http://fotos.portalcab.com/albums/mulheres-lindas/portalcab_foto_catherine-zeta-jones.jpg)  
5.[Monical Bellucci](http://eyes1.busythumbs.com/users/a/ahemes/eyes1/images/11123931960Monica_Bellucci027.jpg)  
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Oh, WHY have I never seen Christian Bale in anything?! OMG

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/31 "2008-07-07T00:20:12Z")

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I also could never laminate my list, as it changes quite frequently. But if I had to make a list right now:

1. [Raquel Alessi](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1892454912/nm0018161) - Those lips…those eyes…
2. [Famke Janssen](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3074988288/nm0000463) - with or without the Phoenix hair
3. [Blake Lively](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2107153152/nm0515116)  
4 and 5. [Lena Heady and Piper Perabo](http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1596430336/nm0372176) - preferably together

And, since I have to pick a dude - Bryan Adams. He is a handsome fellow.

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[QUOTE=Rascal’s Mom]  
Oh, WHY have I never seen Christian Bale in anything?! OMG  
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Dude, he’s Batman!

**My current list:**

1. [Johnny Depp](http://www.hyenaproductions.com/images/johnnydepp3.jpg)

2. [Jared Padalecki](http://www.movie-moron.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jaredpad041.jpg)

3. [Eliza Dushku](http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2017/elizaimdbit7gc1ub5.jpg)

4. [Robert Downey, Jr.](http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/ironmanforge.jpg)

5. Christian Bale

I occasionally switch out Angelina Jolie or [Claudia Black](http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a189/raven19133/OfficerAerynSun11.jpg) for the girl-spot.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/33 "2008-07-07T01:53:44Z")

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[QUOTE=Mrs. Cake]  
Do I have to laminate it? It changes often enough I’d rather have it on a dry-erase board…

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FTR, yes, it does have to be laminated. Moment to moment crushes should not get credit here.

I don’t think it appropriate for me to pick a guy for my list and will not do so.

OTOH, [Tim McGraw](http://www.mustcruise.com/TimMcGrawCountryCruiseGetaway.htm) Please don’t ask for details.

SSG Schwartz

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In alphabetical order:

Monica Bellucci  
Maggie Cheung  
Aishwarya Rai  
Anjali Rao (journalist)  
Aya Sugimoto (actress)

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Johnny Depp  
Clive Owen  
Daniel Craig  
Vin Diesel  
George Clooney

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Alexis Bledel (I wonder if she is so striking when the rest of the world is in color too?)  
Christina Ricci  
Jessica Alba  
Sasha Cohen  
Hmm… I might think of someone better later, but for now I’ll tentatively add Olga Kay (maybe not her real name? Youtube celebrities count, righ?)

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[QUOTE=Attack from the 3rd dimension]  
Whoa. I read that as _ **Robin Williams** _.

Sings: " one of these things is not like the others"  
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That made me laugh. For that, I would need to have a hairy-fetish of some sort.

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1. Salma Hayek
2. Natalie Portman
3. Christy Canyon
4. Jennifer Connolly  
4a. The smoking hot new grad assistant who just started working downstairs last week.
5. Monica Bellucci and Carrie-Anne Moss in a Trinity-Survey-Persephone threeway that would cause the Matrix to turn into the Blue Screen of Death.

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I don’t think I have five.

1. Alton Brown. (Yes, from _Good Eats_. Shut up.)
2. Sean Connery (but first he has to read out of the “R” section of the phone book.)
3. Chris Noth is rather yummy
4. Patrick Swayze

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1. Matthew Perry

2. David Duchovny

3. Johnny Depp

4. Robert Downey Jr

5. David Arquette

6. Gillian Anderson

All at the same time - dont bother trying to call me for a year! _growl_

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