# Who would be on your "laminated list?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430 "2008-07-06T04:38:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/41 "2008-07-07T17:52:01Z")
1: [Jewel Staite](http://iz4u.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/Kaylee21.jpg). I still don’t understand how it’s possible for someone with a normal-sized face to nonetheless have a meter-wide smile, but she does. 2: Keira Knightly (not linking a picture, because still photos don’t seem to ever do her justice… But when she moves…!) 3: [Kirsten Dunst](http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/4/49/Kirsten-Dunst-Spider-Man-3.jpg). Those eyes are gorgeous. 4: [Helen Parr](http://images.dawgsports.com/images/admin/Elastigirl_full_length.jpg). Hey, my chances of ever meeting her are nearly as high as anyone else on this list, right? 5: [Catherine Zeta-Jones](http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/54/039_37774~Catherine-Zeta-Jones-Posters.jpg). Great body. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/42 "2008-07-07T17:58:55Z")
1. Daisy Fuentes 2. Salma Hayek 3. Sophia Loren 4. Jim Cantore 5. The personal trainer at my gym who was a professional football player. Three women and two men - that ought to keep me busy for a while. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/43 "2008-07-07T18:17:23Z")
Unfortunately for me, most of my crushes are fictional. In no particular order: Weird Al Johnny Depp Cary Elwes Tim Curry Mark Hamill ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/44 "2008-07-07T18:23:53Z")
May I add Anthony Kiedis to that list, and perhaps bump Olbermann to “Honorable Mention?” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/45 "2008-07-07T18:34:44Z")
Hugh Laurie Wayne Brady David Hyde Pierce Matthew Gray Guber Shemar Moore ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/46 "2008-07-07T18:56:54Z")
[QUOTE=Silver Tyger Girl] Unfortunately for me, most of my crushes are fictional. [/QUOTE] Oh, I’ve got my 5th! Jamie Fraser from _Outlander_. ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/47 "2008-07-07T18:57:40Z")
1. Stephen Colbert (oh LORD) The rest are in no order: \*Jason Isaacs (charismatic, funny, and those eyes!) \*Tahmoh Penikett (Helo on “Battlestar Galactica” – smart, sweet, and those shoulders/arms/jawline!) \*Mary McDonnell (at any age – smokin’ hot, classy, sensitive, smart, funny, all around lovely woman) \*Nigella Lawson (edibly gorgeous and witty) Honorable mentions: Sean Bean and Gillian Anderson (as Dana Scully, circa X-Files seasons 4-5) ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/48 "2008-07-07T19:10:43Z")
I’ll play. My short list: 1. That woman I saw in the cafeteria again today. I kid you not - she ranks above all movie starlets … dammn. Maybe she has an advantage, what with being 3D and all, but she also doesn’t have a makeup and lighting staff that I can see. 2)[Carla Gugino](http://reluctantoptimist.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/758513766_7bb009059c.jpg) 1. Salma Hayek 2. Jennifer Connelly 3. [Megan Good](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/422039242_9e7a33504e.jpg?v=0) ---
**Author:** ![Airblairxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Airblairxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airblairxxx)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/49 "2008-07-07T19:14:22Z")
Scarlet Johansson Megan Fox [Charlize Theron](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000234/) Ivanka Trump Heather Graham. Hey, she could use the work. Hey, that’s my 1000th post! ---
**Author:** ![frog\_princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6bbea6/32.png) [@frog\_princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frog_princess)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/50 "2008-07-07T19:22:39Z")
[QUOTE=ivylass] Oh, I’ve got my 5th! Jamie Fraser from _Outlander_. [/QUOTE] I whole heartedly agree with this chioce and I’ll add, Johnny Depp Leonardo DiCaprio George Clooney James Hetfield and Angelina Jolie ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/51 "2008-07-07T19:30:03Z")
1. Mira Sorvino 2. Charlize Theron 3. Ashley the girl that works in membership services at my gym. 4. Jill Wagner - aka The Mercury Girl. Also she was on Blade. 5. Anna the anchorwoman on Channel 5 here in Chicago. Actually move her from 5 to #1. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2008, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/52 "2008-07-07T19:45:25Z")
1. Jennifer Love Hewitt 2. Kari Byron 3. Jewel Staite 4. Allyson Hannigan 5. I have no idea what this lady’s name is besides “Faith”, but if you’re not at work Google image search “In Bed With Faith”. Sorry, no guys could ever make the list. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/53 "2008-07-08T00:58:08Z")
Hmmmm…I have some contemporaries and some from days gone by. Anne Hathaway Emma Watson Jennifer Connelly Elizabeth Montgomery, from her Bewitched days Karen Allen, from her Starman/Raiders of the Lost Ark days. Hell, she’s still hawt. And an honorable mention to AnnaSophia Robb, as soon as she gets legal. 😃 That young lady is going to grow up to be drop-dead gorgeous. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/54 "2008-07-08T02:39:53Z")
Sagit from college. Lisa Bonet 1950s Audrey Hepburn That’s all I can think of right now. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/55 "2008-07-08T02:44:13Z")
1. My wife 2. **deedeeknowitall** 3. The Better Half 4. Alyson Hannigan 5. My Reason For Living ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/56 "2008-07-08T02:59:25Z")
Oh…what the hell. 1. Audrey Hepburn, if she were 50 years younger, and not unquestionably dead. Failing that…Amy Yasbeck. 2. Kari Byron. (It was either her, or Jewel Staite. Tough call…damned if it isn’t. But Kari has a better chance of actually smelling faintly of machine oil and ozone.) 3. I was going to say [Alisson Stokke](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/422039242_9e7a33504e.jpg?v=0), but reading up on the origins of the photo, I don’t know if that’d be too creepy or not. (And why does a five year age difference _still_ make me feel like I drank from the wrong holy grail?) I should probably just say Angelina Jolie, right? Though it seems like the poor dear deserves a break by now… 4. Probably [Grace Park](http://www.complex.com/GIRLS/Cover-Girls/GRACE-PARK/GRACE-PARK-GALLERY?pic=1178#gallery) (possibly NSFW, technically). 5…? Um…well, either [Hillary Swank](http://www.watt-up-1.com/j_gallery/Hilary_Swank/slides/Hilary_Swank%20(2).html), or one of a handful of real-life female aquaintences (who, in the exceedingly optimistic hypothetical, might be disqualified from the list in the first place, anyway). That’s off the top of my head, anyway. Though I really should have categorized the list by aesthetic archetypes to begin with, and worked from there. Making allowances for using alternates in place of frightningly obscure or eyebrow-raising nominees in public lists, of course… Mein führer, I can _valk!_ ---
**Author:** ![BlueKangaroo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3d9bf3/32.png) [@BlueKangaroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlueKangaroo)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/57 "2008-07-08T03:22:50Z")
I don’t have a list, though some people’s links are quite impressive. I just popped in to say I originally read the title as “Who would be on your **lamented** list?” I thought it was kind of a morose idea for a thread… ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/58 "2008-07-08T12:05:30Z")
[Alexi Laiho - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexi_Laiho) :o ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/59 "2008-07-08T13:24:54Z")
[QUOTE=Amber in Treasury] [Alexi Laiho - Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexi_Laiho) :o [/QUOTE] Ok, I have to ask…Why? I’ve heard it bandied about in metal circles that either Alexi or [Shagrath](http://modblackmoon.narod.ru/wallpmusic/Shagrath_1.jpg) of Demon Burger vie for the “hottest guy in metal”, but every time I see that written somewhere I can’t figure that out. What is it about Alexi that you like? ETA- I don’t know what happened to my link, if you want to see it, click the other link on the page that it loads to. ---
**Author:** ![Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc79bd/32.png) [@Amber\_in\_Treasury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amber_in_Treasury)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/60 "2008-07-08T13:54:13Z")
Heh, Demon Burger. As for Lil’ Allu…I can’t really describe it, but I guess it’s something about contrasts that really does it to me. For example, when you see Alexi on stage, he’s so energetic and also “badass”, like cursing and spitting etc. But when you meet him in person he’s so sweet, almost shy. He creates such powerful music but he’s this cute, short, pale little thing…and he has bunny teeth! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430.md?page=4)