# Who would be on your "laminated list?" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2008, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430 "2008-07-06T04:38:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/61 "2008-07-08T14:05:05Z")
Johnny Depp Christian Bale Ralph Fiennes Andy Garcia _Last Waltz_-era Robbie Robertson ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/62 "2008-07-08T14:22:35Z")
In no particular order: Vivian Campbell, Phil Collen-Def Leppard. Accents. Blue, blue eyes, wicked sense of humor and downright sexy as hell. I’ve met both of them. OMNOMNOM. David Tennant. Rob Trujillo [Metallica] My office-mate, Derek My hubble 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/63 "2008-07-08T17:54:10Z")
Can I change mine? In no particular order: Weird Al David Bowie Cary Elwes Tim Curry Ringo Starr ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2008, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/64 "2008-07-08T18:00:02Z")
I’d also like to add Trent Reznor. With long hair. That crewcut he’s had sucketh. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/65 "2008-07-09T02:54:13Z")
Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki, David Tennant, Hugh Jackman, and Daniel Craig. No particular order. All five of them at once, if it so occurs. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/66 "2008-07-09T06:38:36Z")
Male, 34. 1. Maria Sharapova. I want her after she’s played a full set, but before she showers. 2. Scarlet Johanssen. I don’t know exactly how to spell it. 3. [Kari Byron](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kari_byron). 4. Natalie Portman 5. Anne Hathaway. Joe ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/67 "2008-07-09T13:14:04Z")
1. Claire Danes 2. Milla Jovovich 3. Alexa Davalos 4. Jenna Fisher 5. Varies between Kari Byron and Jewel Staite ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/68 "2008-07-09T13:28:27Z")
James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader James Spader 'cause once ain’t enough A woman? I just can’t. An appreciation of their sensuality? Sure. Easily. I can be transfixed by a woman’s beauty, whether celebrity or friend. But I just can’t imagine sweaty snugglebunnies with a gal. Mr. Spader, OTOH, heh. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430/69 "2008-07-09T14:11:04Z")
Ah, the fantasy Five. Mine actually flucuates (with the exception of the number one slot; see below). And our rule (my husband’s and mine) is that they have to be celebrity-style unreachables. No fair putting someone on there whom we actually could _have_. 1. Paul Newman circa 1956. The Platonic Ideal of Man. Has the permanent number one slot in perpetuity. 2. Dennis Quaid – he’s been on the list for a long time but is still in the ‘as-is’ category. 3. Harrison Ford from 1990 or before – I had to bump him back a few years, he was looking a bit too old in the last Indy movie. 4. Jeremy Northam – he’s as-is so far, but he isn’t aging real, real well, although this may just be the roles he’s picked lately. Unless he comes up sexy in something soon, I may have to bump him back a couple years sometime soon. 5. Micahel Shermer – my husband says this is a cheat, since I could possibly meet Shermer at a Skeptics event someday and actually have a shot at him. But I don’t care, I’m calling him a celebrity and putting him on my list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-on-your-laminated-list/455430.md?page=3)