# Who would be the Voice of your Robot House?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [December 24, 2009, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409 "2009-12-24T02:31:07Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/61 "2010-01-01T03:07:21Z")

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> [@Taomist](#):
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> Ok…I might have to add him, too. That would crack me up.
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> Edit: You know, he has the voice for it, but…has Buscemi done much voice work? I think he’d be great at it, but I can’t think of anything.

I knew he had done at least one voice-only role but couldn’t think of it. So I headed straight for [IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/) and apparently he’s done a pretty good chunk of voice work.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/62 "2010-01-01T04:04:41Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> How 'bout Marvin The Martian?

[We’ve](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11923607#post11923607) already [covered](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11930167#post11930167) him in [multiple](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11931263#post11931263) posts.

Just so ya know…

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/63 "2010-01-01T07:32:02Z")

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Call me a nerd, but I’d like Zooey Deschanel. She could sing me goodnight, too.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/64 "2010-01-01T17:04:07Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> Stephen Fry, as Jeeves the “gentleman’s gentleman.” I want my house to sound like it’s my butler!

Perfect choice!

Runner-up: Patrick Stewart.

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/65 "2010-01-01T18:57:06Z")

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Hmm - like others, I’ve put way too much thought into this, and I don’t even have a definitive winner. But a short list I’m considering:

From audiobooks:  
Simon Jones  
Christina Moore  
Gerard Doyle

Actresses:  
Shiri Appleby  
Amy Acker  
Lexa Doig  
Jewel Staite  
Joanna Garcia  
Allison Mack  
Kristen Bell  
Lexa Doig might be the front-runner just for the fun value. I’m a trek fan, but you can keep the voice of the Federation computers. I want my house to have the voice of the Andromeda Ascendant! 😃

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/66 "2010-01-01T19:39:50Z")

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> [@Serenata67](#):
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> > [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#):
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> > How 'bout Marvin The Martian?
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> [We’ve](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11923607#post11923607) already [covered](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11930167#post11930167) him in [multiple](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11931263#post11931263) posts.
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> Just so ya know…

Perhaps we did, just not in any of the posts you mentioned 😉

[Marvin the Martian](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_the_Martian)

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**Post date:** [January 1, 2010, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/67 "2010-01-01T21:46:16Z")

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Either Sean Connery or James Earl Jones, although I could live with Morgan Freeman’s voice.

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Steven Blum, hands down

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Sara Teasdale

(as long as we’re allowing zombies…)

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**Post date:** [August 31, 2016, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/70 "2016-08-31T21:11:45Z")

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Hugh Laurie in his House role (no pun intended)

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> _The Simpsons_ had an episode where Pierce Brosnan was the voice of an automated house (can’t find it on YouTube, alas). But I’d prefer having an upper-crust, sexy-but-correct Englishwoman’s voice for my house - Elizabeth Hurley, maybe? Or Amanda Donohoe, Helen Mirren, Amanda Pays or Keira Knightley. There are, ahem, several to choose from.
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> And for the Stephen Fry/Jeeves fans (and I count myself among them), here’s the next best thing: [http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/aef3/](http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/lights/aef3/)

The first choice for the automated house was Matthew Perry:

“Could I _ **BE** _ any more of a house?”

My choice? Elizabeth Peña.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/72 "2016-09-01T00:41:30Z")

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Marvin, the paranoid android…The guy who did ther voice in the 80’s series, not Alan Rickman.

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CL4P-TP (aka Claptrap), from _Borderlands_.

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James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman.

Bob

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Early Judy Garland, in her breathless teenager phase from the Mickey Rooney movies or Wizard of Oz. “Oh! There’s someone at the door! Shall I see who it is?” That sort of thing.

Alternate: early Marlon Brando, especially in his character from Streetcar. He would keep trying to tell me that he was the king in this household, and I would cut him off and switch over to Blanche’s voice.

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**Post date:** [September 1, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-be-the-voice-of-your-robot-house/522409/76 "2016-09-01T02:15:59Z")

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John Cleese - set on “sarcastic”.

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Sovereign, from Mass Effect.

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Kathleen Turner in her Jessica Rabbit voice.

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Just noticed that there are 5 different now-banned users. Can i get them to be my robo-house-voices?

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Douglas Rain

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