# Who would it be?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 17, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732 "2000-08-17T15:56:05Z")
**Posts on this page:** 14
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### Author:  [@CJValant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CJValant)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/1 "2000-08-17T15:56:05Z")
Okay gentlemen. I have entered this board to add a little bit of immaturity to the mix. I have a simple question. If you could bang/pork/screw (whatever the slang is) ONE celebrity of your choice…who would it be? My vote goes to Teddy Koppel…just kidding. In all honesty, I think that I’d like to boink the bejesus out of Susan Lucci. Odd enough, I just think it’d be the best experience and I wouldn’t be able to stop bragging to my friends how I brought the soap opera queen to her knees. =)
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### Author:  [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/2 "2000-08-17T16:00:09Z")
I disagree.
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### Author:  [@Grither](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grither)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/3 "2000-08-17T16:16:33Z")
Sweetie, lovey, darling: there is a time and place for everything. While this may well be the time for you to air your lust for Erica Caine, this prolly isn’t the place.
Now, MPSIMS would be a lot closer match, IMHO.
mm
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### Author:  [@Sister\_Vigilante](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sister_Vigilante)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/4 "2000-08-17T18:42:31Z")
'Nuff said.
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### Author:  [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/5 "2000-08-17T18:48:47Z")
Vince Vaughan.
BTW this is the wrong place for this thread.
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### Author:  [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/6 "2000-08-17T22:20:46Z")
Oh, I don’t need a celebrity. I’m just happy with my “move thread” button. She’s all I’ll ever need.
Off to IMHO.
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### Author:  [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/7 "2000-08-17T23:55:39Z")
[dripping sarcasm]Thanks a _bunch_, manny!![/dripping sarcasm]
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### Author:  [@Tzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzel)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/8 "2000-08-18T03:05:15Z")
Sandra Bullock
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### Author:  [@Mamapotomus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mamapotomus)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/9 "2000-08-18T03:51:43Z")
Brad Pitt. Umm, man-candy…
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### Author:  [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/10 "2000-08-18T04:18:49Z")
Hmm I have a few on my list…
Micheal T Weiss
Harrison Ford
David Boreanaz
Adrian Paul
Hmm yah those ones…
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### Author:  [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/11 "2000-08-18T04:24:52Z")
Liz Vassey.
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### Author:  [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/12 "2000-08-18T14:47:26Z")
First of all I’d like to say that in order to truly affect this board with any meaningful immaturity, you’re going to have to do a lot better than this. May I suggest a booger thread, or possibly cooties. 🙂
ahem . . .
I’ve always had a thing for Christina Applegate.
And of course I’d switch sides for Brad Pitt in a heart beat.
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### Author:  [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/13 "2000-08-18T15:08:51Z")
Mike Scioscia (manager of the Anaheim Angels, former Dodger’s catcher)
Kevin Spacey
Kyle Secor
Not necessarily in that order, or at the same time. Well, wait, now…
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### Author:  [@Bluemonchichi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bluemonchichi)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-it-be/29732/14 "2000-08-18T15:32:31Z")
Peter Steele (from Typo O Negative)
and
David Bowie
:::best homer voice on:::mmmmmm…Peter and David :::homer voice off::::