# Who would want a car with an arse crack on the roof? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2010, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106 "2010-05-11T22:24:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/21 "2010-05-12T13:48:15Z")
Struck me as the offspring of a Porsche Cayman and an Audi TT. I suppose it could have been via butt sex. Hmmm… is that how you measure its time from 0 to 60, in butt secs? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/22 "2010-05-12T14:17:01Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > I’ll bet the stress pattern in that back window is weird. One good, solid bump, and I’d bet it has a tendency to crack. And I bet the replacement glass isn’t cheap. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/23 "2010-05-12T14:20:00Z")
> [@Princhester](#): > > **Mange** , have you taken a Rorschach test lately? What percentage looked like bum to you? Because I must say arse crack is not what I thought of when I saw that picture. How about [now](http://www.peugeotpic.com/peugeot/car/pictures/2010/03/2007-peugeot-308-rcz-concept-top-1280x960.jpg)? Maybe it’s not an arse crack - maybe just cameltoe. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/24 "2010-05-12T14:32:41Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Struck me as the offspring of a Porsche Cayman and an Audi TT. I suppose it could have been via butt sex. Hmmm… is that how you measure its time from 0 to 60, in butt secs? Surprise butt secs! Yeah, I’d go with camel toe. Heh… “Introucing the 2010 Peugeot Camelteaux” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/25 "2010-05-12T14:33:26Z")
The most serious practical drawback I see the potential for is that in the event of a heavy rainstorm a substantial percentage of roof runoff will be funneled to the middle of the glass, thus creating a blurry obstruction for rearview mirror operation. > [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Surprise butt secs! Best in class. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/26 "2010-05-12T15:39:34Z")
To me it looks like it’s turning into the Batmobile. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/27 "2010-05-12T15:43:00Z")
Or Batman’s muscular butt. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/28 "2010-05-12T16:04:38Z")
I’d feel funny washing the car, wiping the butt part… ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/29 "2010-05-12T16:17:03Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > How about [now](http://www.peugeotpic.com/peugeot/car/pictures/2010/03/2007-peugeot-308-rcz-concept-top-1280x960.jpg)? > > Maybe it’s not an arse crack - maybe just cameltoe. Yes, it is clearly built to mate with another, taller vehicle. Perhaps a [cement truck like this](http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3470/3764786542_7bf747ee71.jpg). Both vehicles would would be turned away from each other, out of necessity and of shame. ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/30 "2010-05-12T21:23:24Z")
It looks like somebody dropped something heavy on the roof? What was the stylist thinking? Does he want the car to look like it was dented? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/31 "2010-05-12T21:45:19Z")
Sorry I see a small bosom. ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/32 "2010-05-12T22:52:34Z")
That car is hawt! I would love to own/drive one like that. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/33 "2010-05-12T23:27:58Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > How about [now](http://www.peugeotpic.com/peugeot/car/pictures/2010/03/2007-peugeot-308-rcz-concept-top-1280x960.jpg)? > > Maybe it’s not an arse crack - maybe just cameltoe. That just makes it look like a poorly-designed computer mouse. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/34 "2010-05-13T01:21:57Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > What was the design brief? “We want something a bit like the Audi TT, but with a huge bum on the roof” Nope…not seeing the butt thing. It looks more to me like they said “We want something a bit like the Audi TT, but with more ‘I’ in the middle” ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/35 "2010-05-13T01:57:18Z")
I’d drive it. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106/36 "2010-05-13T03:54:50Z")
> [@missred](#): > > I’d drive it. Giggity! I kinda like it also. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-want-a-car-with-an-arse-crack-on-the-roof/539106.md?page=1)