Who would win a war between the Oompa-Loompas and the Munchkins?

Cafe Society
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[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]

Very nice.

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<< Takes a little bow >>

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I feel this thread is incomplete without mention of kobolds. Kobolds, for the D&D impaired, are short little bastards who are somewhat cowardly in small numbers, so make up for it by grouping into large, vicious mobs. They’re usually not too bright.

I figure if some evil leader type can manage to intimidate enough kobolds into working together, the Oompas and Munchkins haven’t got a chance unless you give them some advanced military training. The Nac Mac Feegle would probably still kick plenty of kobold ass though.

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]
Kobolds, for the D&D impaired, are short little bastards who are somewhat cowardly in small numbers, so make up for it by grouping into large, vicious mobs. They’re usually not too bright.
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Yeah, that narrows it down.

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]
I feel this thread is incomplete without mention of kobolds. Kobolds, for the D&D impaired, are short little bastards who are somewhat cowardly in small numbers, so make up for it by grouping into large, vicious mobs. They’re usually not too bright.
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When encountered, they are always playing cards.

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[QUOTE=Captain Amazing]
I think it says something very positive about Munchkin society that they’re willing to elect officials regardless of sexual orientation.
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It’s been a while since I saw the movie. Which Munchkin was the straight one again?

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[QUOTE=sturmhauke]
I feel this thread is incomplete without mention of kobolds.
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How about gnomes, imps, goblins, pixies, sprites, kender, demi-fey, jermlaine, duergar, derro, Deep Gnomes, quicklings, and quasits ?

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[QUOTE=Der Trihs]
How about gnomes, imps, goblins, pixies, sprites, kender, demi-fey, jermlaine, duergar, derro, Deep Gnomes, quicklings, and quasits ?
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Pixies?

Oh, grow up! :rolleyes: