Who would win a war between the Oompa-Loompas and the Munchkins?

<< Takes a little bow >>

I feel this thread is incomplete without mention of kobolds. Kobolds, for the D&D impaired, are short little bastards who are somewhat cowardly in small numbers, so make up for it by grouping into large, vicious mobs. They’re usually not too bright.

I figure if some evil leader type can manage to intimidate enough kobolds into working together, the Oompas and Munchkins haven’t got a chance unless you give them some advanced military training. The Nac Mac Feegle would probably still kick plenty of kobold ass though.

Yeah, that narrows it down.

When encountered, they are always playing cards.

It’s been a while since I saw the movie. Which Munchkin was the straight one again?

How about gnomes, imps, goblins, pixies, sprites, kender, demi-fey, jermlaine, duergar, derro, Deep Gnomes, quicklings, and quasits ?

Pixies?

Oh, grow up! :rolleyes: