# Who would win in a fight between the Old Spice Guy and the Most Interesting Man in the World? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [July 22, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596 "2010-07-22T14:29:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DChord568](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@DChord568](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DChord568)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/41 "2010-07-23T17:59:24Z")
> [@Tanbarkie](#): > > Hey, look! It’s the tiredly predictable backlash, right on cue. Hey, look! It’s the tiredly predictable “I’m obviously so much hipper than he is” mocking of the backlash, right on cue. Hope it was good for you! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/42 "2010-07-23T18:19:16Z")
Juan Valdez. His mule would kick the hell out of both of them. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/43 "2010-07-23T18:29:52Z")
> [@BlackKnight](#): > > Well, because they are who they are, they’re totally hot and irresistible. They’d obviously stop fighting and have sex with each other. > > But since they are who they are, it totally wouldn’t even be gay. Not even a little. I am surprised it took this long for the thread to degenerate into slash. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/44 "2010-07-23T18:56:17Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > Juan Valdez. His mule would kick the hell out of both of them. Yeah, and I bet he has bionic strength fingers for picking “beans” right off :eek: ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/45 "2010-07-23T19:19:00Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > Who would in a fight between the Old Spice Guy and the Most Interesting Man in the World I don’t really care about the main event. I bought my ticket for the undercard match between the “WOW! THAT’S A LOW PRICE!” guy and the Kool-Aid man. I hope the Kool-Aid man breaks that dude like he broke my rec room wall. _Oh, yeahhh!_ ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/46 "2010-07-23T19:37:07Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Good luck with that. You’d need a lot more killin’ before anything would be noticeable. > > On the OP: > > “I don’t always fight other advertising icons. But when I do, we both win.” I believe we may have a winner here. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/47 "2010-07-23T19:42:08Z")
> [@joebuck20](#): > > I wonder if there’s anyway we can involve Flo the Progressive chic in this Battle Royale. Flo vs. Erin Esurance. Erin would clean her clock, but it would be fun to watch in so many ways. Far more fun than the match in the OP (at least for me.) ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/48 "2010-07-23T19:56:28Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > I hope the Kool-Aid man breaks that dude like he broke my rec room wall. _Oh, yeahhh!_ You don’t know how many times (as an adult mind you) that I’ve thought how cool it would be if the Kool Aid guy would actually show up like that (though obviously NOT at MY house). ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/49 "2010-07-23T19:57:29Z")
> [@Voyager](#): > > Flo vs. Erin Esurance. Erin would clean her clock, but it would be fun to watch in so many ways. Far more fun than the match in the OP (at least for me.) Dirty old man 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/50 "2010-07-24T05:52:54Z")
I got nuthin. Awesome question, though. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596/51 "2010-07-26T14:57:44Z")
> [@In\_Winnipeg](#): > > Now I’m wondering about the idea of a dimension out there for Former Advertising Spokespersons…could have been an interesting _Twilight Zone_ episode. I give you [Logorama.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81d8SUaCMJo) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between-the-old-spice-guy-and-the-most-interesting-man-in-the-world/547596.md?page=2)