# Who Would Win In a Fight Between ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 31, 2015, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815 "2015-12-31T13:55:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/41 "2016-01-02T09:03:41Z")
Jennifer’s thing was people always underestimated her smarts because of her looks. Ginger was legitimately a dumb ass. Jenny wins. Orko vs Scrappy Doo. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/42 "2016-01-02T11:24:40Z")
If memory serves Orko was kind of a screw-up. On the other hand Scrappy-Doo always had his doo together. I’ll take Scrappy. How about a fight between Mother Theresa and Gandhi? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/43 "2016-01-02T11:41:47Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Sting (the musician) vs. Sting (the professional wrestler). Looks like this one got overlooked – as well it should, because “schoolteacher turned easy-listening singer” versus “bodybuilder turned professional stuntman” probably ain’t much of a fight even _before_ factoring in the steroids. Buffy Summers versus Jaime Sommers. ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2016, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/44 "2016-01-02T12:01:06Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > If memory serves Orko was kind of a screw-up. On the other hand Scrappy-Doo always had his doo together. I’ll take Scrappy. > > How about a fight between Mother Theresa and Gandhi? Ghandi advocated non-violence, whereas Mother Theresa was born in Skopje (modern Republic of Macedonia), she moved to Ireland and then to India. In all of those places she must’ve had to defend herself at some point. How about the cast of **Game of Thrones** vs. the zombies from **The Walking Dead** ---
**Author:** ![Nema98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d2c977/32.png) [@Nema98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nema98)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/45 "2016-01-03T00:36:48Z")
Game of Thrones, easily. Zombies while fearsome, don’t stand a chance. David Berkowitz (Son of Sam) or Ted Bundy, and please explain your reasoning. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/46 "2016-01-03T03:15:34Z")
Ted. He had a longer and farther spread reign of terror. Count Tyrone Rugen (aka The Six Fingered Man) versus Cohen the Barbarian. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/47 "2016-01-03T03:48:36Z")
Cohen would trick Rugen into thinking he’d already won, then split him from apex to gizzard. And laugh. Vin Diesel vs. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/48 "2016-01-03T06:26:38Z")
The Rock for similar reasons as the Sting matchup: professional wrestler versus an actor who pretends to be tough. And besides, good ol’ rock. Nothing beats that! 18 year old Britney Spears vs 18 year old Miley Cyrus. No weapons, to the death. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/49 "2016-01-03T08:18:12Z")
Spears, because those redneck girls know how to fight. Cary Elwes as Westley vs. Cary Elwes as Robin Hood. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/50 "2016-01-03T11:57:32Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Cary Elwes as Westley vs. Cary Elwes as Robin Hood. Elwes-as-Westley responds to the threat of a ranged attack by politely asking whether they’ll each put down their weapons and try their odds at unarmed combat – which prompts his opponent to note that _“I could kill you now.”_ (Wright-as-Buttercup later negotiates his surrender, because, whoa, a _crossbow?_ Things just got real.) Elwes-as-Robin-Hood could shoot you now, and cheerfully would. I repeat my Summers-vs-Sommers query. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/51 "2016-01-03T17:06:53Z")
Sommers. Can out run & jump, & with her hearing, Buffy will never be able to sneak up on her. Spy vs. Spy ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2016, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/52 "2016-01-03T19:22:03Z")
Prof. Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters vs Hogwarts K.I.T.T. vs The Batmobile The Fugitive Dr. Richard Kimble vs Dog the Bounty Hunter Dos Equis Guy vs The Stig Adrian Veigt vs Lex Luthor Fox McCloud vs Bucky O’Hare ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2016, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/53 "2016-01-06T04:08:46Z")
Lord ventinari vs. kyzer Soze ---
**Author:** ![JustinC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justinc/32/8083_2.png) [@JustinC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustinC)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2016, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/54 "2016-01-12T20:03:40Z")
> [@](#): > > K.I.T.T. vs The Batmobile The Batmobile is hands down more bad ass, both are almost indestructible, but K.I.T.T. is smart. K.I.T.T. wins by TKO. A pirate vs. a ninja. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2016, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/55 "2016-01-12T20:29:57Z")
Pirate–as soon as his attention is focused on the ninja, another pirate would shoot him in the back and take over as captain. AT&T Girl (Lily) Vs. Flo ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/56 "2016-01-12T22:29:45Z")
Flo. There’s something just a little bit off about her, isn’t there? Kim Possible vs. Erin Esurance (her doppelganger). ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/57 "2016-01-12T22:48:20Z")
Originals always beat doppelgangers. Kim wins. Maxwell Smart (Agent 86) vs. Nick Steele (WD-40, from _Spy Hard_) ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/58 "2016-01-13T03:55:02Z")
Would you believe Agent 86? Rincewind vs. Maynard G Krebs and it’s not a footrace running away from each other. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/59 "2016-01-13T16:28:48Z")
Snake Plissken vs Riddick Dr. Manhattan vs Silver Surfer Houdini vs Alcatraz House Harkonnen vs Centauri Republic Sarah Connor vs The Bride (Beatrix Kiddo) ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2016, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815/60 "2016-01-13T21:13:35Z")
One at a time, please! I’ll take Sarah Connor over The Bride. Don’t bring a katana to a gunfight. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-fight-between/741815.md?page=4)