# Who would win in a mud wrestling match?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-mud-wrestling-match/171953>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 29, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-mud-wrestling-match/171953 "2003-04-29T17:34:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-mud-wrestling-match/171953/1 "2003-04-29T17:34:37Z")

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Ginger v. MaryAnne?  
Samantha v. Jeannie? (No magic permitted?)  
Julie Newmar Catwoman v. Diana Rigg Mrs. Peel?  
Lisa Douglas v. EllieMae Clampett?  
Kelly Bundy v. Pinky Tuscadero?

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-mud-wrestling-match/171953/2 "2003-04-29T17:53:41Z")

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Maryanne. Ginger’s too stuck up, she’d get all pissy about getting muddy.  
Samantha. She’s a mom. Mud don’t scare her.  
Mrs. Peel. Because she’s cool.  
EllieMae. wanna rassle?  
Kelly Bundy. Because she used to do it for a living.

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**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-mud-wrestling-match/171953/3 "2003-04-29T22:40:06Z")

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Why truth be told we the spectators win 🙂

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**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-in-a-mud-wrestling-match/171953/4 "2003-04-29T23:33:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \*  
> \*\*Mrs. Peel. Because she’s cool. \*\*

Come on?! Mrs. Peel over Catwoman? And Julie Newmar Catwoman no less… Jeeze. Catwoman hands down, and she polishes off whoever wins the Ginger/Mary Anne fight as well.