# Who would win...THE MOVIE **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 19, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293 "2003-08-19T21:06:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/1 "2003-08-19T21:06:57Z")
We now have Freddy vs Jason. ALIEN vs Predator is in the works. What other match-ups have a reasonable shot at getting filmed? ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/2 "2003-08-20T00:52:52Z")
I keep hearing about a Superman-Batman fight. Details anyone? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/3 "2003-08-20T00:58:26Z")
The Enterprise will win. Its photon torpedoes travel faster-than-light. Fire enough of them while moving at warp speed, and that Imperial Star Destroyer is toast! ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/4 "2003-08-20T05:04:10Z")
JLo’s character from Maid in Manhattan vs. Reese Witherspoon’s character in Sweet Home Alabama. If only one of them dies in the fight, so much the better. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/5 "2003-08-21T00:04:39Z")
How about Reese Witherspoon’s character in _Sweet Home Alabama_, vs. Reese Witherspoon’s character in the two _Legally Blonde_ movies? ---
**Author:** ![cmonidareya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cmonidareya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmonidareya)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/6 "2003-08-21T01:58:14Z")
Hogwarts Students vs. Students from Professor Xavier’s School. Or as perhaps tacitly suggested in a Southpark episode Hogwarts Students vs. the Fellowship of the Ring ---
**Author:** ![RealTronic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9dc877/32.png) [@RealTronic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealTronic)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/7 "2003-08-21T02:47:48Z")
How about **Gigli vs The Godfather** A bit on the cruel side, perhaps. Oh, and that Superman vs Batman movie will be awfully predictable,don’t you think? I mean, if Batman is prepared, we all know the outcome right? (sorry, couldn’t resist) ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/8 "2004-06-04T16:07:33Z")
[http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/](http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/avp/) ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/9 "2004-06-04T21:56:47Z")
How about Count Duku vs Saruman? ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/10 "2004-06-04T22:01:17Z")
Well, the Freddy and Jason thing is a long series, right? And we’ve alreayd had Frankenstein, Dracula, and the Wolfman… in some fun incarnations (like back int the 40s) and some boring incarnations (like VAN HELSING). Seems to me the next obvious one is Tarzan and James Bond teaming up to fight some mad African dictator. ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/11 "2004-06-04T22:04:52Z")
Bailey wins. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/12 "2004-06-04T22:15:39Z")
So, who won in the **Robocop vs. Terminator** comic? ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win-the-movie/196293/13 "2004-06-04T23:46:46Z")
**Robocop vs. The Terminator:** Robocop wins, by altering history so the Terminator never gets created.