# Who would win... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 21, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572 "2005-12-21T02:48:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/1 "2005-12-21T02:48:22Z")
Bucky from _Get Fuzzy_ or Rat from _Pearls Before Swine_? My money’s on Rat. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/2 "2005-12-21T03:19:03Z")
Same here. Bucky’s all talk. I like, of course, but he’s still a wussy pussy. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/3 "2005-12-21T03:40:56Z")
Bucky never wins. Hell, he barely holds his own against _Satchel_. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/4 "2005-12-21T04:29:24Z")
Rat. Bucky’s not exactly the brightest bulb on the tree, and Rat’s pretty sharp. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/5 "2005-12-21T04:43:34Z")
Maybe we should include Pig vs. Satchel. I think that’s a toss up. They’d probably end up pawning all their posessions for a joint down payment on the Brooklyn Bridge. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/6 "2005-12-21T04:46:12Z")
I have to note that Rat and Bucky are fighting it out for a distant second place here, though. The absolute king of PACSAs (Psychotic Anthropomorphic Comic Strip Animals) is and always will be Bun-Bun. ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/7 "2005-12-21T04:50:26Z")
What kind of contest are we talking about, here? How about Rat versus Raymond, the [walking, talking] dog on _Overboard_? ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/8 "2005-12-21T04:52:06Z")
Simulpost. The PACSA contest, sure. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/336572/9 "2005-12-21T05:08:24Z")
> [@Civil Guy](#): > > What kind of contest are we talking about, here? > > How about Rat versus Raymond, the [walking, talking] dog on _Overboard_? Raymond would be toast. I’d put Rat up against Bun Bun, too. While he may not be a Ninja Switch Blade Master, he is just as treacherous. He did threaten his neighbor over fallen crabapples with a nuclear device.