# Who would win?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/342376>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/342376 "2006-01-31T18:07:13Z")\
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**Author:** ![cardsfan1975](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f9b8f/32.png) [@cardsfan1975](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cardsfan1975)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/342376/1 "2006-01-31T18:07:13Z")

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Chuck Norris, or [Vin Diesel](http://www.4q.cc/vin/)?

cf’75

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/342376/2 "2006-01-31T18:37:14Z")

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In what? Chess? Tiddly Winks? Closest to the Pin? Hot Dog eating? 100 yard dash? staring contest? Bad acting? horse? staring contest? Ultimate Fighting? Bowling? Pool trick shot competition? Beer Pong? Dunk contest? Race around the world? Survivor? Long division? Curling? Punt Pass & Kick? Scrabble? Mornington Crescent? Drag Race? Tour de France? Home Run hitting? Spelling Bee? Magic the Gathering? Thumb Wrestling? Rock Paper Scissors? Moto-cross? Slug Bug? Hangman? Hopscotch? Donkey Kong? Fantasy Football? Shootout? Marathon?

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/342376/3 "2006-01-31T18:46:58Z")

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> [@Gangster Octopus](#):
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> In what? Chess? Tiddly Winks? Closest to the Pin? Hot Dog eating? 100 yard dash? staring contest? Bad acting? horse? staring contest? Ultimate Fighting? Bowling? Pool trick shot competition? Beer Pong? Dunk contest? Race around the world? Survivor? Long division? Curling? Punt Pass & Kick? Scrabble? Mornington Crescent? Drag Race? Tour de France? Home Run hitting? Spelling Bee? Magic the Gathering? Thumb Wrestling? Rock Paper Scissors? Moto-cross? Slug Bug? Hangman? Hopscotch? Donkey Kong? Fantasy Football? Shootout? Marathon?

Chuck Norris.

In all of them.

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/342376/4 "2006-01-31T18:53:33Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Chuck Norris.
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> In all of them.

except Magic the Gathering. Chuck Norris is no nerd.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/342376/5 "2006-01-31T19:18:16Z")

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> [@Taber](#):
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> except Magic the Gathering. Chuck Norris is no nerd.

Well in that case he still wind by default, because Vin Diesel is already dead from a roundhouse kick to the face.

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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\
**Post date:** [January 31, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-win/342376/6 "2006-01-31T22:56:25Z")

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I bet Vin Diesel would win at break-dancing. 😃