# Who would you do poll.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [September 5, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068 "2002-09-05T02:41:46Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Intaglio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intaglio)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/1 "2002-09-05T02:41:46Z")
This poll is open to anyone, there are no ramifications from SO’s.
Anyone can do Anyone, Whoever, Singer, Musician, Actor/Actress
Athlete.
I would do Russell Crowe, Sting, Patrick Stewart, Pierce Brosnan or The Rock.
I would also do Rene Russo, Shakira, Tia Carerra, Jennifer Connelly, or Michelle Pfeiffer.
Any thoughts, 😉
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### Author:  [@welby1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby1)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/2 "2002-09-05T15:56:51Z")
I’d do me.
I’m so HOT.
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### Author:  [@Opengrave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Opengrave)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/3 "2002-09-05T16:06:22Z")
Cathy Rogers of _Junkyard Wars / Scrapheap_ fame. I saw her last night with Henry Rollins in a preview for some new show and she was soooooo hot.
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### Author:  [@The\_Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Griffin)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/4 "2002-09-05T16:09:06Z")
I’d do anything in a skirt.
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### Author:  [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/5 "2002-09-05T16:17:23Z")
There isn’t enough bandwidth: “There’s no bottom, none, in my voluptuousness: your wives, your daughters, Your matrons and your maids, could not fill up the cistern of my lust.”
You could start with Britney and Shakira though. And pretty much any lady heretofore or subsequently mentioned.
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/6 "2002-09-05T18:45:27Z")
My wife.
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### Author:  [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/7 "2002-09-05T19:06:15Z")
If I could suggest a variant: as between two choices, who would you do? For example, Helen Hunt and Rene Russo? Pick one, pose your own.
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### Author:  [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/8 "2002-09-05T19:29:53Z")
Helen Hunt.
Who would YOU do?..
Jennifer Tilly or Darryl Hannah?
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### Author:  [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/9 "2002-09-05T19:51:58Z")
Jennifer Tilly, no question - although the little-girl voice is kind of annoying.
Katie “Today Show” Couric or Meredith “The View” Vieira?
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/10 "2002-09-05T20:09:29Z")
Katie Couric.
Hey, **Bricker,** smooth hijack.
Martha Stewart or Hillary Clinton?
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/11 "2002-09-05T20:41:08Z")
That’s not fair. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/12 "2002-09-05T21:06:11Z")
Wuss. Okay, how about 7 of Nine or T’Pol?
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### Author:  [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/13 "2002-09-05T21:14:11Z")
7 of Nine.
The tough choices are the most fun. 🙂 Martha Stewart.
Courtney Thorne-Smith or Heather Locklear?
And for those not particularly inclined to do women… George Clooney or Russell Crowe?
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/14 "2002-09-05T21:35:20Z")
Ernest Borgnine or Janet Reno? (and could you tell the difference?)
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My pet suffers from dyslexia and a Christ complex.
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### Author:  [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/15 "2002-09-05T22:21:04Z")
Martha Stewart is probably the only woman I’d enjoy spanking. Juliette Binnoche; No spanking, but lots of other things.
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### Author:  [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/16 "2002-09-05T22:44:36Z")
George, definitely.
Harrison Ford or Mel Gibson?
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### Author:  [@Lyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lyra)
#### Post date: [September 5, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/17 "2002-09-05T22:50:17Z")
To answer the OP … **Jack Nicholson**.
Definitely Harrison Ford (cleanshaven) I don’t like him scruffy.
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### Author:  [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/18 "2002-09-06T00:13:06Z")
Kat, my response would have to be both! (What are you looking at me like that for?)
CJ
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### Author:  [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2002, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/19 "2002-09-06T08:27:09Z")
Posted by \*\* The Griffin \*\*
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> I’d do anything in a skirt.
Are kilts skirts?
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### Author:  [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)
#### Post date: [September 6, 2002, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-would-you-do-poll/127068/20 "2002-09-06T10:03:13Z")
Lesse… George Clooney or Harrison Ford… -thinks long and hard on this- Harrison Ford…
Now… Alyssa Milano or Heather Graham (I think that’s her name… the hot blonde sidekick from Austin Powers the Spy Who Shagged Me)
(Personally I’d go Alyssa Milano… if you ever saw Embrace of the Vampire… rowr…)
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